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Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:06 am
by War Wagon
Here I was Saturday night all ready to start a thread Racking her for her first LPGA win... and then she blows a 3 shot lead with 7 holes left to play and winds up losing by 3. I watched that shit on the golf channel... not because I'm a big fan a ladies golf, but because she's so fucking hot I'd carry her clubs around for free hoping for a 3-some with her and Paula Creamer.

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Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:49 pm
by Screw_Michigan
War Wagon wrote:Wie
she's so fucking hot
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I guess when you're stuck living in the taint of the US, a horsefaced slut like Wie would quality as "fucking hot."

Fucking douche.

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:06 pm
by MuchoBulls
War Wagon wrote:Paula Creamer.
IN

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Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:38 pm
by War Wagon
Screw_Michigan wrote: I guess when you're stuck living in the taint of the US, a horsefaced slut like Wie would quality as "fucking hot."
It's no surprise that your piss poor taste in music is exceeded by your clueless taste in women.

After you were delivered and were being held upside down by the ankles, did the doctor drop you on your head before or after he spanked your ass? I'm guessing that before you even took your first breathe, you were already damaged goods.There's no doubt you've suffered some serious head trauma at some point of your miserable existance.

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:54 pm
by Screw_Michigan
You're the only male on the face of the earth who finds Wie "hot." Creamer? Absolutely. Wie? Please. But, I can see your point, Whitey. When you're sleeping next to a 250-pound hoss every night, I'm sure Wie looks fan-fucking-tastic.

Have some more B-, you fucking cunt.

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:01 pm
by BSmack
Screw_Michigan wrote:You're the only male on the face of the earth who finds Wie "hot." Creamer? Absolutely. Wie? Please. But, I can see your point, Whitey. When you're sleeping next to a 250-pound hoss every night, I'm sure Wie looks fan-fucking-tastic.

Have some more B-, you fucking cunt.
Yea, like you could do better than Wie. :meds:

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:40 pm
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote:You're the only male on the face of the earth who finds Wie "hot."

When and if every "male on the face of the earth" decide to appoint a spokesman, I'm pretty sure you're not going to get the nod.

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:55 pm
by indyfrisco
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Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:16 pm
by Screw_Michigan
BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:You're the only male on the face of the earth who finds Wie "hot." Creamer? Absolutely. Wie? Please. But, I can see your point, Whitey. When you're sleeping next to a 250-pound hoss every night, I'm sure Wie looks fan-fucking-tastic.

Have some more B-, you fucking cunt.
Yea, like you could do better than Wie. :meds:
Financially? No. Aesthetically? Every fucking day.

Go fuck yourself.

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:30 pm
by BSmack
Screw_Michigan wrote:
BSmack wrote:Yea, like you could do better than Wie. :meds:
Financially? No. Aesthetically? Every fucking day.

Go fuck yourself.
Rules bitch.

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:14 pm
by Screw_Michigan
No thanks. I'm secure like that.

Anyway, don't you have better things to do like stealing money from old farts?

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:27 pm
by BSmack
Screw_Michigan wrote:No thanks. I'm secure like that.
So you're talking out your ass. Big fucking surprise. Didn't anybody tell you that here on the interwebs we're all super rich and fuck supermodels in our fat Niagara Falls hotel rooms whenever we damn well feel like it?

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:58 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Niagara Falls? Is that was passes for an exotic locale for you WNY tards?

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:10 pm
by BSmack
Screw_Michigan wrote:Niagara Falls? Is that was passes for an exotic locale for you WNY tards?
Listen you stupid fuck, I teed up a perfectly good Blondie-Perk reset for you. Do I have to do your work AND mine?

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 7:14 pm
by Dinsdale
Screwey -- has anyone ever told you that you reallllllly suck at this smack thing?

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:58 am
by indyfrisco
BSmack wrote:Didn't anybody tell you that here on the interwebs we're all super rich and fuck supermodels in our fat Niagara Falls hotel rooms whenever we damn well feel like it?
You mean we're not all that way? Well, yeah, my wife isn't a supermodel. She just looks like one.

:bode:

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:02 am
by The Seer
Don't mean to intrude in this dying thread, but to not even give NG a mention in this type discussion, is...well....inappropriate...Sure, a little trailorparkish for some, but don't hate her because she flaunts it....

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Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:55 pm
by Goober McTuber
Dinsdale wrote:Screwey -- has anyone ever told you that you reallllllly suck at this smack thing?
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Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:48 pm
by Derron
War Wagon wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: I guess when you're stuck living in the taint of the US, a horsefaced slut like Wie would quality as "fucking hot."


After you were delivered and were being held upside down by the ankles, did the doctor drop you on your head before or after he fucked you up your ass? I'm guessing that before you even took your first breathe, you were already damaged goods.
FTFY

That would explain his fixation on male genitals and anal sex...and trying to spin everything to a fag take.

And if calling MW a "horsefaced slut" don't get you a fag label..nothing else will.

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:27 pm
by MuchoBulls
Nice to see that she failed to qualify for the Ladies U.S. Open

Re: Michelle Wie gags, chokes, and swallows

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:18 pm
by BSmack
Saw Wie play at the Rochester LPGA event yesterday. She shot a 3 under 69 that should have been a 67 but for a balky putter. If she ever learns to putt as well as she drives, everyone on the LPGA will be playing for 2nd place.