Lil' BSmack

It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A

Moderator: Jesus H Christ

Post Reply
BSmack
2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
Posts: 29342
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
Location: Lookin for tards

Lil' BSmack

Post by BSmack »

Don't mess with him. He'll fuck you up.

Image
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

—Earl Sinclair

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.

- Antonio Brown
Top
Goober McTuber
World Renowned Last Word Whore
Posts: 25891
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Goober McTuber »

Clever the way you cropped the Cheeto-stained fingers out of the photo.

Congrats, BTW.
Top
User avatar
trev
New Sheriff in Town
Posts: 5032
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:23 pm
Location: semi retirement

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by trev »

Never dress a boy in purple.

Congrats.
Top
User avatar
Douchebag
Step to me and you DIE!!!
Posts: 290
Joined: Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:14 pm

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Douchebag »

Jsc810 wrote:He is ready to give Douchebag and the Crew a BEATDOWN.
when he grows up i'll be waiting for him.

fuckit, i'll take him on NOW
Get fucked, dick.
Top
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Dinsdale »

trev wrote:Never dress a boy in purple.

Most intelligent thing trev has ever said in her miserable life.

Quack Quack, Motherfuckers.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
Top
BSmack
2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
Posts: 29342
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
Location: Lookin for tards

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by BSmack »

Papa Willie wrote:So he beat your ass for taking him to the Fag Fair?

Can't say I'd blame him.
He was lucky. He slept through almost the whole damn thing.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

—Earl Sinclair

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.

- Antonio Brown
Top
User avatar
Tom In VA
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 9042
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:04 am
Location: In Va. near D.C.

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Tom In VA »

Congrats B.
Top
User avatar
Terry in Crapchester
2012 March Madness Champ
Posts: 8995
Joined: Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:56 pm
Location: Back in the 'burbs

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Terry in Crapchester »

Congrats Bri.
War Wagon wrote:The first time I click on one of your youtube links will be the first time.
Top
User avatar
socal
Prepare to qualify!
Posts: 2800
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 10:04 pm
Location: The LBC

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by socal »

Props to the BSmack Family.
Van wrote:Kumbaya, asshats.
R-Jack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:So why did you post it?
Yes, that just happened.
Top
User avatar
Mikey
Carbon Neutral since 1955
Posts: 29908
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:06 pm
Location: Paradise

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Mikey »

Cute kid. You sure he's yours?

Congrats, BTW.
Top
User avatar
ChargerMike
2007/2011 JFFL champ
Posts: 5647
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:26 pm
Location: So.Cal.

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by ChargerMike »

...big props to you and Mrs. BSmack Bri. great looking kid.
JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.

Image
Top
User avatar
Adelpiero
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 5203
Joined: Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:23 pm

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Adelpiero »

Nice pastel colored shirt, the least you could do, is get him some steeler gear for newborns.
Last edited by Adelpiero on Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Top
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

He looks pretty fucking embarrassed dressed in that garb.
Top
User avatar
trev
New Sheriff in Town
Posts: 5032
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:23 pm
Location: semi retirement

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by trev »

Image

Or

Image

For Bsmack's little guy?
Top
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Dinsdale »

I find it shocking that in this day and age, there's still women who don't realize that drinking heavily while pregnant is bad.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
Top
User avatar
indyfrisco
Pro Bonfire
Posts: 11670
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:15 pm

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by indyfrisco »

Congrats B. I would like to run smack on the kid because he's yours, but kids are precious and don't deserve it. Cherish'em while they're young. I know I am.
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
Top
User avatar
War Wagon
2010 CFB Pickem Champ
Posts: 21127
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:38 pm
Location: Tiger country

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by War Wagon »

Papa Willie wrote: That's a pretty classic "don't you fucking dare" stare.
Looked to me more like a "same shit, different day" stare.

Props Bri... but please tell me that you don't want him to grow up to be anything like you.

Nice shirt, btw. My advice is to give grandma custody, you can visit on week-ends. :wink:
Top
DiT
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 1153
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:03 am

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by DiT »

Goober McTuber wrote:Clever the way you cropped the Cheeto-stained fingers out of the photo.

Congrats, BTW.
lol
going WAAAAY back!
congrats Bri!
looks just like Jules errrrrrrrrrrrrr YOU:)
seriously bro,big ups.
this is your first that you know of yes?
jiminphilly wrote:
SaladTosser wrote:What's going on here?

A few of us are ruining some tube socks.
Top
User avatar
Cueball
2010 JAFFL Czar
Posts: 2699
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:38 pm
Location: Lil' Rhody

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Cueball »

Kid looks pissed for taking him off the tit for a photo op
Top
DiT
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 1153
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:03 am

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by DiT »

Cueball wrote:Kid looks pissed for taking him off the tit for a photo op
the last time I had a tit jerked outta my mouth I was pretty pissed :twisted:
jiminphilly wrote:
SaladTosser wrote:What's going on here?

A few of us are ruining some tube socks.
Top
fix
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 2551
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:20 pm

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by fix »

Hmmm....He's kind of cute.

Sin,
Diego








Congrats Bri...
Top
BSmack
2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
Posts: 29342
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
Location: Lookin for tards

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by BSmack »

War Wagon wrote:Looked to me more like a "same shit, different day" stare.

Props Bri... but please tell me that you don't want him to grow up to be anything like you.
Ideally he'll grow up like Tiger Woods.

Seriously, doesn't every parent want better for their kids?
Nice shirt, btw. My advice is to give grandma custody, you can visit on week-ends. :wink:
Got both sets of grandparents within 10 miles of us. The little guy is going to be spoiled, especially by my in-laws, since he is their first grandchild.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

—Earl Sinclair

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.

- Antonio Brown
Top
User avatar
Cueball
2010 JAFFL Czar
Posts: 2699
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:38 pm
Location: Lil' Rhody

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Cueball »

Your wife is Asian?
Top
User avatar
Qbert
Moderator
Posts: 2187
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:41 pm
Contact:
Contact Qbert

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Qbert »

congrats Bri'

now go find a willie parker ACL injury while getting your next 5000 diapear changes..
Top
User avatar
orcinus
2013 JAFFL Champ
Posts: 3107
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:51 pm

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by orcinus »

Shit.

That's our new punter, isn't it?

:eject:
Top
User avatar
RevLimiter
Count Chunkula
Posts: 2211
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:15 pm
Location: Heartland Of America

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by RevLimiter »

IndyFrisco wrote:Congrats B. I would like to run smack on the kid because he's yours, but kids are precious and don't deserve it. Cherish'em while they're young. I know I am.
I 2nd that. Congrats!
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
Top
User avatar
Adelpiero
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 5203
Joined: Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:23 pm

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Adelpiero »

KC paul wants to eat your baby

get in his belly
Top
User avatar
MadRussian
Poop is Funny!!!
Posts: 477
Joined: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:51 pm

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by MadRussian »

RevLimiter wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Congrats B. I would like to run smack on the kid because he's yours, but kids are precious and don't deserve it. Cherish'em while they're young. I know I am.
I 2nd that. Congrats!
3rdstrd it
At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.
P.J. O'Rourke.
Top
User avatar
Derron
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 7644
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:28 pm
Location: Pacific Northwest

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Derron »

Congrats Bri....never seen you face to face but the kid's got to be better looking than you..

Please forward your snail mail so I can send the kid some political materials you can play for him so he will not follow in your ultra liberal myopic ways. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
Top
User avatar
Nishlord
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 2864
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:46 pm

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Nishlord »

And get the kid to send Derron any Pampers left over when he grows out of them.

Excellent T-shirt, by the way.
“Culture. Sophistication. Genius. A little bit more than a hot dog, know what I mean?”
Top
KC Scott

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by KC Scott »

Congrats Bri - Life as you know it is now over :doh:

But maybe that's a good thing
Top
User avatar
Bobby42
Natural Man
Posts: 2071
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:20 am
Location: Buckeye Nation

Re: Lil' BSmack

Post by Bobby42 »

He's cute for a white kid.




Seriously, congrats. Best of everything.

B42
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Cul de Smack”