Shaq v. Kobe "Freestyle"

[Jay in Phoenix]

So Kobe, how does Shaq's ass taste?

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1626146951

I'm not exactly sold on the rap, but it is kind of funny, in a bitterman sort of way.

[Shoalzie]

It was funny watching ESPN last night make a snap judgement and claim the Shaq-Kobe feud was back on. Monday was clearly a slow news day when that lead the 6:00 SportsCenter. Shaq has always been a jokester...he claims it was all in fun and that he's been complimentary to Kobe about winning the MVP this year. It's a whole lot of nothing and we've yet to hear what Kobe has to say about it. If Kobe doesn't take offense to this, I think ESPN should be ashamed of themselves for jumping to conclusions.

[MuchoBulls]

I think ESPN should be ashamed of themselves for jumping to conclusions.

Why would they be ashamed? This is the type of network they have become and why it's tough watching their programming anymore.

[Mister Bushice]

I'm not so sure "Song" is the right word to use here.

[Dinsdale]

WTF?!?! The shit he was doing I could do at age 5. Why do we give these ignorant idiots creedence for their "rhyming ability" when what they do is completely childlike? Shaq is dumb as a brick. Because he named himself "The Great Aristotle" (or whatever)...that makes him smart?!

OK, since you threw out enough for me to once again shamelessly pimp my boys, I'll take it.

It was "The Big Aristotle." Along with many other "The Big Something or others" that he dubbed himself.

Here's what happens when talented, classicly trained musicians decide to dabble into the coon-tunes (speaking of Shaq and rap and whatnot):


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[smackaholic]

I heard something about this non story on various news programs this morning.

They were reporting that shaq alledgedly that used a racial slur.

Da hoorah!!!!

I take this to mean that Shaq, in a rap song referred to kobe as a n...eeegah.

Yeah, breakin' fukkin news right there.

[Rich Fader]

Kobe hasn't won an NBA Final without the Daddy. Yet. On the other hand, Kobe and the fellas were in the Finals this season. Where was the Daddy?

:twisted:

[Goober McTuber]

Kobe hasn't won an NBA Final without the Daddy. Yet. On the other hand, Kobe and the fellas were in the Finals this season. Where was the Daddy?

:twisted:

Probably sitting at home polishing the ring that he won without the Rapist.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Who gives a big fat fucken gorilla vagina?

[General Peters]

Yet some dumbass last night suggested that "Shaq was great at rhymes."

WTF?!?! The shit he was doing I could do at age 5. Why do we give these ignorant idiots creedence for their "rhyming ability" when what they do is completely childlike? Shaq is dumb as a brick. Because he named himself "The Great Aristotle" (or whatever)...that makes him smart?!

God, I'm sick of this BS that so many morons think is music being hailed as genius and brilliant and great rhymes. GODDAM!!! And I ain't talkin' about just Shaq. All of it.

yep! And the line "That's like a white boy tryin to be mo niggah than me!!" Yesterday on ESPN, Stephen A. Fishlips comes on and calmly was like "it's just some freestylin...no big deal here." Whereas if ANYTHING is said negative about a black person, Stephen A. is on the next day yelling as loud as he can "ITSA OUTRAAAAGE!!" while babboon spit is flying all over the microphone

[Rich Fader]

Kobe hasn't won an NBA Final without the Daddy. Yet. On the other hand, Kobe and the fellas were in the Finals this season. Where was the Daddy?

:twisted:

Probably sitting at home polishing the ring that Dwyane and Riles won him without the Rapist.

FTFY.

No, no need to thank me.

[MuchoBulls]

So I guess the Suns and Lakers will be playing on Christmas now.

[Goober McTuber]

Kobe hasn't won an NBA Final without the Daddy. Yet. On the other hand, Kobe and the fellas were in the Finals this season. Where was the Daddy?

:twisted:

Probably sitting at home polishing the ring that Dwyane and Riles won him without the Rapist.

FTFY.

No, no need to thank me.

Shaq was starting for a championship team, Dick. Something Kobe might not manage to pull off again. What position was this Riles fellow playing?

[smackaholic]

the one that old white dude in a tie always plays in such a situation. Boss.

[Rich Fader]

Pat Riley. Former Lakers coach. Heat coach for the Daddy's, sorry, Dwyane and the fellas' championship, and current exec. Not that that's going to be helping the Daddy much now that he's in Phoenix. In the unlikely event that the Kid never appears on another championship team in his career...well, he'll have that in common with the Daddy from this point out.

Prediction: if the Suns thing doesn't work out, look for the Daddy to make a deal with Don Sterling. I mean, that's the obvious next step after the Suns, isn't it? The Clippers? It's not like there are any worse teams out there. (No, m2, the Warriors...errrr, A Team From A City By A Body Of Water...don't count.)

[Dinsdale]

the Kid

Last I checked, he was still playing for the Pacers.

It's not like there are any worse teams out there. (No, m2, the Warriors...errrr, A Team From A City By A Body Of Water...don't count.)

Warriors have (ancient) hardware. The Clips and Suns don't.

[Goober McTuber]

In the unlikely event that the Kid never appears on another championship team in his career...well, he'll have that in common with the Daddy from this point out.

Right. What they aren't going to have in common is number of chamionship rings. Kobe will always be trailing.