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Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:36 pm
by BSmack
MSNBC is reporting that Ted Kennedy has been rushed to Mass General. Reuters is reporting stroke like symptoms.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:38 pm
by smackaholic
that old drunk has been exhibiting stroke like symptoms for the last 20 years.

i prefer he stay alive long enough to watch his boy barak not get elected.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:50 pm
by Wolfman
There are very few people that I wish dead and Ted Kennedy in spite of being such a pompous blowhard is not one of them. I hope he recovers and I'll even pray for him.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:56 pm
by Bobby42
Wolfman wrote:There are very few people that I wish dead and Ted Kennedy in spite of being such a pompous blowhard is not one of them. I hope he recovers and I'll even pray for him.
Same here.

Meanwhile, the networks are standing by with their Ted Kennedy memorial vids.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 4:13 pm
by MadRussian
smackaholic wrote:that old drunk has been exhibiting stroke like symptoms for the last 20 years.

i prefer he stay alive long enough to watch his boy barak not get elected.
:lol: :lol:

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 5:21 pm
by Adelpiero
Ted Kennedy as a senator, proves there is a whole population of tards in Massachusetts.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 6:54 pm
by MadRussian
Adelpiero wrote:Ted Kennedy as a senator, proves there is a whole population of tards in Massachusetts.
DAMN good point

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 6:55 pm
by ChargerMike
Wolfman wrote:There are very few people that I wish dead and Ted Kennedy in spite of being such a pompous blowhard is not one of them. I hope he recovers and I'll even pray for him.

...uh, I'll drink to that.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 10:07 pm
by Derron
BSmack wrote:MSNBC is reporting that Ted Kennedy has been rushed to Mass General. Reuters is reporting stroke like symptoms.
Let's hope the ambulance driver is not drunk and has to drive over any narrow bridges.

Sounds like dude more than likely had the DT shakes from missing his morning fifth of vodka.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/17/ ... index.html

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 2:31 am
by Tom In VA
Yeah I don't wish him dead at all, hope he recovers and - now this part was where Marcus Allen could have come in handy - doctors were working to determine the cause.

The cause is that he's fat and out of shape.
Sin,
Dr. Allen #32



I hope he works to correct that and wish him luck in that endeavor. Obesity, diabetes, strokes, kidney damage and all that is no joke.

And that's both diet and genetics.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 10:26 am
by smackaholic
Unfortunately ted does have genetics working on his side. Rose lived to be about 147.

I would guess that ted is atleast that in fat drunk years.

Makes you wonder how long the rest of them might have lived if they weren't in the habit of catching lead.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 3:16 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Tom In VA wrote:And that's both diet and genetics.
Nice work.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:52 pm
by Derron
Toddowen wrote:Too many Kennedy's...too few bullets.


Just die, Ted, and let's be done with it. Let's be done with the sickening funeral pagentry that is certain to follow. Let's be done with these so-called "Rockstar" politcians. And lastly, RACK Pickle.
Pot to Kettle....errrr....OUT....

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 12:13 am
by Bobby42
Derron didn't dare shit. He stated mere fact.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 1:15 am
by Bobby42
How does it feel to be "grouped?"

You've done a good job of doing that with others; particularly me.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 1:31 am
by Bobby42
Toddowen wrote:
Bobby42 wrote:
You've done a good job of doing that with others; particularly me.
Feeling an little marginalized and categorized, are we? What do you want? A sholder massage?

If it'll make your upper lip flatten out and flare down your nostrils a little, I'll have you know that I only categorize you into the "Bobby42" category.
That's OK. You're in my Toddowen "hair gell" category. Need a comb?

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:21 am
by Risa
Toddowen wrote:
Bobby42 wrote:Derron didn't dare shit. He stated mere fact.
So by virtue of his saying so, he groups me along with the dopiest of the Kennedys'?

I resent that....strongly.

I ain't nothing like that silver spoon fed fool. If there was any justice in Massachusetts, he would've spent the last 40 years at Bridgewater State.

And fuck Derron. He's going to vote for Barak Obama, so his opinion is twisted and tainted to begin with. The dumbass would've put Teddy K in the White House, had he the chance.
This man is going to be your president -- our president. Be not afraid, Todd. If Derron is going to vote for Obama, could you not give the man a hearing, yourself?

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And hi, Bobby :) (photo taken in Milwaukie, Oregon, ice cream shop) As for Teddy, God will deal with his cowardice in murdering Mary Jo Kopechne. Stokes are bad news. So are seizures. I don't think anyone wants to go out like that. Wolfman has the right attitude, and heart.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:37 am
by Risa
Toddowen wrote:Barak Obama doesn't deserve to be the leader of the USA.
Who does, Todd?

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:50 am
by Risa
Hi Pickle. I hope you've had a wonderful weekend. I don't understand why you are pissing on Obama and his two little girls, though. He's obviously an involved father, and little Sasha and little Malia obviously adore him and look up to him. That's not something to piss upon, it's something to celebrate. It should be something moreso for you to celebrate because it's a black man who is not living down to your expectations of the worst in the race, and the worst in human beings.

Don't you like photos like this, Pickle? of responsible men acting responsibly? or am I missing something here, in your pissing upon him taking his girls out for some ice cream in the middle of Oregon?

As for pissing on Teddy, Teddy's done some evil shit -- but he's also bitch-slapped the Clintons, so give him some recent props.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:09 am
by Risa
But that's just it, why would you want to piss on a man, while he is being a father to his two little girls? Again, you hate all the bad you see in blacks. It doesn't make sense to me that you would not celebrate the good. It doesn't matter what his name is, a good father is a good father, and the world needs more of them. As for Kennedy, again, he sucks for murdering Mary Jo, but right now that's between him and God... and Mary Jo.

Your new photo is pissing on the American flag. You're a soldier, that's more forbidden and disrespectful than standing respectfully while the national anthem is being sung, is it not? And as a soldier, you know proper flag etiquette means that placing the hand over the heart is not required for the national anthem and especially not a non-anthem like 'god bless america'. Now, if everyone wore hats, but the men refused to take them off, that would be disrespectful as the anthem played. But that's not it at all.

I'll ask my question of you, since Todd is off doing his own thing (or sleeping) right now: who do you believe 'deserves' to be president of the united states? in a related question (but not the same), who do you feel would best lead the united states as president, and why?

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:18 am
by poptart
Annie, Obama sells that he is the one who is capable of UNIFYING folks.
But of course this is blatant idi0cy, as one can't unify dick if they're coming at things from one extreme end of the spectrum, as he is doing .... FAR left.

The only guy able to TRULY unify America this time around was/is Ron Paul, because he would be seeking to unify everyone under the guidance of ... THE CONSTITUTION, the one thing that truly IS designed to unify us.

You know that Constitution thang -- the thing all of our ... public servants ... pledge to uphold, but never do.

The only guy standing UP for the Constitution is labeled a nutcase.

Go figure.


A few months ago you said Edwards would ultimate get the dem nod.
Didn't happen.

You're wrong about Obama too.

He's smoked meat in the general election.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:26 am
by War Wagon
Ron Paul is nuttier than a fruitcake at Christmas, and just as unwelcome. Let me guess, you thought Ross Perot was nailz as well?

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:31 am
by poptart
In his life as a public servant, Paul has voted BY THE CONSTITUTION at as near to a 100% rate as possible.

Problem with that, Wagon?

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:38 am
by War Wagon
poptart wrote:In his life as a public servant, Paul has voted BY THE CONSTITUTION at as near to a 100% rate as possible.

Problem with that, Wagon?
The problem is that horse isn't even in this race. I tire of the mouth breathers bemoaning the lack of a good candidate.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:41 am
by Risa
Hi, poptart. That's because I thought they'd never allow Obama to live past Iowa. You're right, Poptart, I was wrong. And I'm happy I was wrong. You'll also remember even further back that I wasn't for Obama at all; I said that he was a patsy, a token, a sacrificial lamb and an example of white people choosing black people's leaders for us. Well, I now say, if he's a patsy, he's the right stuff in spite of that; and if he's an example of white people choosing black people's leaders for us, he's a billion steps up from Al 'Take All the Credit and the TV Time' Sharpton.

As for Ron Paul, a couple weeks ago he reiterated:
Ron Paul wrote:Having a Republican win the upcoming presidential election is “secondary” for Paul who is more interested in defending the Constitution, having the country go in what he considers the right direction, having a sound currency, and achieving balanced budgets. Paul parts ways with McCain over McCain’s support for the Iraq war, his approach to U.S. foreign policy in the Middle East and his willingness to spend federal dollars to support military operations in Iraq.

Instead, Paul favors Sen. Barack Obama because of positions on foreign policy. “But that’s doesn’t mean that’s an endorsement,” Paul quickly added.
I don't know if Ron Paul's gold standard really is the way to go towards having a sound currency; I've heard both arguments on some of the black websites, and the gold standard argument always ends up losing. Or maybe it just needs better debater talking-points. I disagree with Ron Paul that evolution is a joke and creationism is truth. I don't know how Ron Paul seeks to balance the budget; but then again, I don't know how ANY of the major candidates can pull that off. Ron Paul is a major Constitutionalist, though? well, Obama teaches Constitution Law. He knows his shit as well. He's made decisions in Illinois which at first glance appear to be barbarian but he ultimately made those decisions because the laws which came before him were not constitutionally sound in his opinion, and he wanted them to come back when they were. Hence some of his 'present' votes. I agree with you that Ron Paul being labeled crazy because he's a strict Constitutionalist shows just how far afield the Republicans have gone. But it's not like Democrats are any saner. Both parties have concentrated for too long on 'most electable' and gotten hosed for it. I don't think Ron Paul is that man to truly unify America, though I certainly believe he can be part of unifying America instead of tearing it apart. I believe Obama is that man to unify America. There's something to Obama. There's an extra spark to his movement, which no one else has, and only Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee have touched. I don't include Hillary because her movement is about the cynical manipulation of identity politics, not America. Now, why is Obama smoked meat in the general? I've heard rumors that Obama was 'allowed' to run this year because they needed someone to make Hillary look like a centrist. People across the political spectrum are so angry with how Bush has led, though........... why put one's faith in a man who basically promises to lead as Bush has led (McCain)? Why fail in the same pattern as before?


Edit 1: War Wagon, wasn't Ross Perot right about 'that giant sucking sound' in the end?

Edit 2: Pickle, that's an interesting choice. Why Newt Gingrich? Is he even on the radar anymore? Does he want to be? What would Newt bring that Bush has not, and Hillary and Obama and McCain cannot? The Contract with America was historic, but it was also a very long time ago.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:57 am
by poptart
To balance the budget you have to stop the spending insanity.
It's not rocket science.

Entitlements must end, the invasion of Mexico's impovrished must end, we must severely cut back on our military spending overseas, we must knock out complete departments within the government.

Understand, these are not suggestions, these are things that WILL happen.
Do it now, or do it later, when it will be MUCH more painful to do so.

We can't sustain the financial course we are on -- or anything close to that course.

Nobody wants to face it.
Nobody speaks to it in realistic terms ... other than Paul.


Obama is smoked meat in the general because he can't get near enough of the white vote.
That is reality.


Damn right Perot was right about the giant sucking sound.

Dead fucking center.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:04 am
by War Wagon
poptart wrote: Entitlements must end, the invasion of Mexico's impovrished must end, we must severely cut back on our military spending overseas, we must knock out complete departments within the government.
Understand, none of these things are going to happen... and we'll be just fine.

You misunderestimate the resilience of this great nation, my friend.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:07 am
by poptart
Oh sure, we'll be just fine, Wags.

When Mejico, U.S. and the Cannuks are one big happy nation.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 8:36 pm
by Mikey
The Big Pickle wrote:

Fukkker can't even put his hand on his heart during "God Bless America". I bet he sings "Allah u akbar" every night until he falls to sleep.
Since when is it a requirement, or even suggested, that you put your hand over your heart or anything for "God Bless America"?. Was this the Kate Smith version or the Celine Dion version? You think it's the national anthem or something, you dumbfuck? You do know that it was written by a curly haired swarthy looking Jew, don't you?

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 8:42 pm
by Tom In VA
Mikey wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:

Fukkker can't even put his hand on his heart during "God Bless America". I bet he sings "Allah u akbar" every night until he falls to sleep.
Since when is it a requirement, or even suggested, that you put your hand over your heart or anything for "God Bless America"?. Was this the Kate Smith version or the Celine Dion version? You think it's the national anthem or something, you dumbfuck? You do know that it was written by a curly haired swarthy looking Jew, don't you?
Maybe Pickle's chapter is focused on the hook nosed variety.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:09 am
by OCmike
Risa wrote: As for Teddy, God will deal with his cowardice in murdering Mary Jo Kopechne.
He didn't murder Mary Jo, he just saved his own ass rather than risking his life to save another. That makes him a cad and even an asshole, but not a murderer.

Jesus, you're so stupid that you're making me look like a Teddy K. apologist. :brad:

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:14 am
by 40 days to live
Fuck it, I am just going to keep on drinking. No sense stopping at this stage of the game.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:21 pm
by Q, West Coast Style
"Dead Man walkin'!"

http://www.cnn.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And if he dies before the convention his superdelegate vote does NOT count!

Signed,

Hillary

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:19 pm
by Ken
Mikey wrote:curly haired swarthy looking Jew
Is that a derivation of 'nappy-headed ho' or something different altogether?

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:39 pm
by Tom In VA
Ken wrote:
Mikey wrote:curly haired swarthy looking Jew
Is that a derivation of 'nappy-headed ho' or something different altogether?

Think Jamie Farr aka Clinger from M*A*S*H with curly locks like a Hasidic Jew.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:05 pm
by Mikey
Don't forget the nose. The nose is quite prominent.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:12 pm
by BSmack
Tom In VA wrote:
Ken wrote:
Mikey wrote:curly haired swarthy looking Jew
Is that a derivation of 'nappy-headed ho' or something different altogether?

Think Jamie Farr aka Clinger from M*A*S*H with curly locks like a Hasidic Jew.
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:13 pm
by Trollfessor
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Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:39 am
by Risa
OCmike wrote:
Risa wrote: As for Teddy, God will deal with his cowardice in murdering Mary Jo Kopechne.
He didn't murder Mary Jo, he just saved his own ass rather than risking his life to save another.
That's murder -- particularly since he was the one who was driving the car. Then again, I believe abortion is murder, too. I don't know if you do or not. If your child or your friend is dying and you do what you can and yet fail to save their life, you did what you could, it's not your fault. If you went home and tried to pretend nothing happened, you're a murderer. But that's between Teddy, God and Mary Jo, not any of us to wish him a horrible death or worse.

Re: Dittotards, break out your Ted Kennedy vodoo dolls

Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:58 am
by MadRussian
RACK Trollfessor :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: