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LOS ANGELES - A back problem has forced Dolly Parton to postpone a concert tour she planned in support of her new CD. Parton was scheduled to kick off a 13-show tour Feb. 28 in Minneapolis, two days after the release of "Backwoods Barbie," publicist Marcee Rondan said Monday.

Doctors advised Parton to take up to eight weeks off to recover from the unspecified problem.

Rondan said she had no information on the nature of Parton's back condition.

"I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new 'Backwoods Barbie' CD and world tour together, but I didn't mean to hurt myself doing it," Parton, 62, said in a statement.

She said doctors told her she will be "good as new in a few weeks, and I can't wait to get back out there."

The tour will be rescheduled for late April through May. Tickets will be honored for the new dates.
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I would hittit.
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Fat Bones wrote:I would hittit.
Dude, she's 62.


















Okay, so would I. As long as she promised not to sing.
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I'd make her sing, too. :twisted:
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LOS ANGELES - A back problem has forced Dolly Partiton to postpone a concertit tour she planned in supportit of her new CD. Parton was scheduled to kick off a 13-show titour Feb. 28 in Minneapolis, tit days after the release of "Backwoods Barbie," publicistit Marcee Rondan said Monday.

Doctors advised Parton tit take up to eight weeks off to recover from the unspecified problem. Tits.

Rondan said she had no information on the nature of Parton's back conditition.

"I know I have been breaking my tits and bending over backwards trying to get my new 'Backwoods Barbie' CD and world tits together, but I didn't mean to hurt myself doing tit," Parton, 62, said in a statementit.

She said doctors told her she will be "good as new tits in a few weeks, and I can't wait to get back outit there."

The tour will be rescheduled for late April through May. Titkets will be honored for the new dates.
If I was her doctor, I'd try my best to get her on her back, too.
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AP's Tarp Sized Panties wrote:She could use me as a bra after I get AP's skidmarks out.
*yawn*

Paging OTST...OTST to the white courtesy phone, please.
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OCmike wrote:
AP's Tarp Sized Panties wrote:She could use me as a bra after I get AP's skidmarks out.
*yawn*

Paging OTST...OTST to the white courtesy phone, please.
Agreed. This is the shittiest of the shit trolls. Not the least bit funny.
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OTST is an AP troll, so he prolly won't show up.

But...I can add this:

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Goober McTuber wrote:
OCmike wrote:
AP's Tarp Sized Panties wrote:She could use me as a bra after I get AP's skidmarks out.
*yawn*

Paging OTST...OTST to the white courtesy phone, please.
Agreed. This is the shittiest of the shit trolls. Not the least bit funny.
If it looks as stupid as SG's and is as mind-numbing as SG's sister, well, then there you go.
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