Another Reason I'm Glad I'm An Athiest

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Anyone who travels for business knows how much of a pain in the ass New Yorkers can be.

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Wolfman wrote:Anyone who travels for business knows how much of a pain in the ass New Yorkers can be.

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pretty much anybody south of poughkeepsie
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88 wrote:Anyone with ears and eyes knows how much of a pain in the ass New Yorkers can be.
fixed.
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I met a dude the other day on a set that claimed we should celebrate all volcano eruptions because "God" is granting us new land. guess the folks in Yemen just got blessed.
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wonder if she got bumped off the plane cause her last name sounds like got bomb?
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jess, the next time you type anything, make sure it begins with [img]and%20ends%20with[/img].

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Kids, mommy killed herself by flailing around and throwing a really really big fit.

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what does all of this have to do with being an athiest????
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quacker backer wrote:what does all of this have to do with being an athiest????
Because Cal beat Oregon.
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BSmack wrote:
quacker backer wrote:what does all of this have to do with being an athiest????
Because Cal beat Oregon.
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BSmack wrote:Cal beat Oregon.

No.

Mike Bellotti beat Oregon.
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The one ESPN dude called his shot at 8:30 that morning when Corso and those other honks were propping Oregon.

There were more than a few Ducks and Beavs headed for the shower rod Saturday afternoon.

Of course, I was fishing on the Wilson and really did not give a fuck...
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quacker backer wrote:what does all of this have to do with being an athiest????
What, God has no sense of humor?
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I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
and when I die I expect to find Him laughing
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Are you fucking kidding!! This bitch is CONNECTED! Wow! Her husband is a union leader and her mother-in-law is a genuwine New Yawk playa. Gigantic lawsuit to follow. And, oh yeah, they're all total atheists.
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And if we buy into the conspiracy theory, what are we expected to believe? That a group of professional killers capable of carrying out dozens of murders all over the world shot Vince Foster, then clumsily dumped him in a park (after he had bled out), planted a gun he didn't own in his hand (without bothering to press his fingerprints onto it), amateurishly forged a suicide note (in several different handwritings), then expected the nation would believe it was suicide

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Mister Bushice wrote:I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
and when I die I expect to find Him laughing
Yep, but you don't even have to wait to find out.

My working theory: God's sense of humor involves confronting you with that thing in the world that you detest most of all through your children. At a minimum, it explains why Cheney and Keyes produced gay offspring, as well as why all of my kids are heavily into rap.
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