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Fairy tales breed fairies?

Wow, who woulda thunk it?

Why is this a suprise, mv? You're talking about a group of people who need to be threatened to get them to behave in any sort of moral, decent fashion.
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A Baptist minister has been charged in Tennessee with indecent exposure


He was in Johnson City, so I assume he figgered, "When in Rome..."
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mvscal wrote:What the fucking fuck is going on here? Is all of Christianity just a massive gay orgy?
The same could be asked of the army. I don't know of any priests who are getting paid to perform homosexual sex acts in the rectory as servicemen are getting paid to perform sex acts in uniform.... do you?
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Risa wrote:
mvscal wrote:What the fucking fuck is going on here? Is all of Christianity just a massive gay orgy?
The same could be asked of the army. I don't know of any priests who are getting paid to perform homosexual sex acts in the rectory as servicemen are getting paid to perform sex acts in uniform.... do you?
Good God and GOD you're a fucking idiot.

Do you think they're giving men on men lap dances at the enlisted club or something? Soldiers are no more being paid to perform gay acts than any regular gay schmuck working a regular job is.
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OCmike wrote: Do you think they're giving men on men lap dances at the enlisted club or something? Soldiers are no more being paid to perform gay acts than any regular gay schmuck working a regular job is.
If that's the case, we're ripping up our enlistment papers. :grrrrr:

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He said that many of the English Church’s clergy lived openly in their rectories with gay partners,
rectory, rectoris, rectum.

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Reading that made me think of this.

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"Turn the other cheek" Gone Wild!

PRAISE JEHOOSISFACE! FREE BLESSED MUSTACHE RIDES OUT BACK!!
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Minister In Skirt Charged With Indecent Exposure

Police said 58-year-old Tommy Tester of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly relieving himself in front of children at a car wash.
$10 says his middle name is "Rod".
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cinderella_undercover wrote:
Minister In Skirt Charged With Indecent Exposure

Police said 58-year-old Tommy Tester of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly relieving himself in front of children at a car wash.
$10 says his middle name is "Rod".
I'm guessing his last name is misspelled, and that the last letter is actually an "s."
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mvscal wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:He was in Johnson City, so I assume he figgered, "When in Rome..."
~somewhere in Iowa~

"JOHNSON CITY?!?!?"

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mvscal wrote:A Baptist minister has been charged... etc, etc, etc
Protestant Heretics.
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Mike Backer wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:He was in Johnson City, so I assume he figgered, "When in Rome..."
~somewhere in Iowa~

"JOHNSON CITY?!?!?"

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PSUFAN wrote:"Turn the other cheek" Gone Wild!

PRAISE JEHOOSISFACE! FREE BLESSED MUSTACHE RIDES OUT BACK!!
Outstanding.

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Good, you're waking up.

Of course the Christers are perverse. They've been so since the beginning of their cult. Of course their sexuality is confused. That and a lot more. The biggest perversion of the Christers, your waking alignment will presently detail, is their fixation and suckling attendance to the Zionist experiment, which they regard like a Castro Street queer to Judy Garland.

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LTS TRN 2 wrote:Good, you're waking up.

Of course the Christers are perverse. They've been so since the beginning of their cult. Of course their sexuality is confused. That and a lot more. The biggest perversion of the Christers, your waking alignment will presently detail, is their fixation and suckling attendance to the Zionist experiment, which they regard like a Castro Street queer to Judy Garland.

Are you slipping back asleep? NO,....wakey wake...and start to get it.
Seriously...
Do you do a lot of drugs?
Are you slipping back asleep? NO,....wakey wake...and start to get it
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I think it's obvious at this point that our atheist posse actually avoids the church because they're secretly uncomfortable with their sexual identity. They're disturbed, and yet excited, at the tingly feelings in their special parts every time they flip past Paul Crouch on TBN (or in the ladies' case, Jan Crouch). They lust for fulfillment (rectal in particular), getting banged from behind like Fred Phelps' pulpit, yelling "Yeah! Oh, yeah! COME, Lord Jesus!" You know it's true.
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OCmike wrote:
Risa wrote:
mvscal wrote:What the fucking fuck is going on here? Is all of Christianity just a massive gay orgy?
The same could be asked of the army. I don't know of any priests who are getting paid to perform homosexual sex acts in the rectory as servicemen are getting paid to perform sex acts in uniform.... do you?
Good God and GOD you're a fucking idiot.

Do you think they're giving men on men lap dances at the enlisted club or something?
Soldiers are no more being paid to perform gay acts than any regular gay schmuck working a regular job is.
Will it lead to access to the white house?

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the following picture is from americablog. it's a shaded photo of Gannon/Guckert's
United States Male Corps page. it's shaded because some of you dudes are sensitive to being caught even thinking about glimpsing at the male body when it's not performing on the field:

http://www.americablog.com/malecorpsxx.jpg

And from Towleroad (again, thanks for the repression wytch):

Seven 82nd Airborne Soldiers Charged in Gay Porn Case


Pay for gay, baby. So which is worse? being gay or being paid to be gay? those fools just got caught. I know this dude

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claims to have suffered intense depression and repression in the closet; after having been sponsored into the US Air Force by Barney Frank. But when you've got dudes -- seven of them -- being gay for pay, something is up.

Are the homos doing it, or are straights needing to pay bills? and who hasn't gotten caught? (Fat's repressed sargeant, anyone?)
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Y2K wrote: Seriously...
Do you do a lot of drugs?

So...Y2, do you claim to disagree that Christers are hypocritical perverts in a variety of ways? And I don't mean just Pastor Ted and this mini-skirt clown, but rather having been the leading social movement supporting wars over the years of this nation as well as the centuries of Western history. And as for the Zionist apartheid experiment, well who do suppose constitutes its major support? How perverse is that?

As for S.F., no one cares who's gay or whatever. But I'll you this, San Francisco doesn't like apartheid states. And if you think my line of thinking is somehow radical or "weird" you're dead wrong. I can back up my assertions as to the horrendous effects of Israel for its entire sixty years. And you can't back up or support anything. Just silly smears, etc.

So, go experiment with a cucumber, you might Wake Up in some way you didn't expect (i.e., had kept hidden)
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LTS TRN 2 wrote: Zionist apartheid experiment...horrendous effects of Israel
Luther wrote:What is the over/under on more spam threads on the issues of Bush, Cheney, Tillman, Zionists, Palestine and or the Pentagon today? Put me down for 2.
As on cue, LTS Unbalanced One, continues his Spam-a-thon into the hot summer months of '07.

All I need is for you to throw one more spam post and I will have called my shot.

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LTS TRN 2 wrote: As for S.F., no one cares who's gay or whatever.
Actually, they do. They've been exposed, man. San Francisco has issues with dykes and homos of color.
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Tommy Tester? Another piece of Cockney Rhyming Slang is born;

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Luther wrote:spam post
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Luther was into whipping himself as he seethed at the evil of Jews. Now, is your nic some play on that, or are you just dribbling your creamed corn again.

Anyways, I meant that straight folks in S.F. don't care about who's queer--not that queers don't have issues among themselves. There was a funny stenciled graffitti all over the sidewalks some years ago. It said "Kill All Non-Jewish Dykes" It seemed funny. But not perverted, like the repressed Christer impulse, its Puritanical insanity, etc. And then there's Scooter Libby's beastiality fiction. Now, Scooter's no Christer, and I suppose the fact that it's a male bear who rapes the girl in his book clears him of the "perv" label.

http://www.nerve.com/dispatches/libby/dirtypolitician/
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LTS TRN 2 wrote: There was a funny stenciled graffitti all over the sidewalks some years ago. It said "Kill All Non-Jewish Dykes" It seemed funny.
You live (lived) in San Francisco?
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My take on the Jeff Gannon thing is...what's the big deal? At any given time, most of the White House press corps is a bunch of whores anyway. Gannon was just more open about it, and on the payroll.
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...and I know somebody's going to try to argue that Gannon was only pretending to be a journalist. To which my answer naturally enough would be: "So's most of the press corps."
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Rich Fader wrote:My take on the Jeff Gannon thing is...what's the big deal?
Lewinsky.

What's a gay male prostitute pretending to be a journalist doing in the white house? a white house which pretends to be anti-gay?

Providing services, obviously, but to whom? i thought the smart money (or the snark money) was on Rove. but who knows. It's too much like that cartoon with the old dude pulling on his pants as he tells the young man admiring himself in the mirror, 'I'd won't vote for gay marriage, I'd never leave my wife for you.'
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mvscal wrote:
Risa wrote:What's a gay male prostitute pretending to be a journalist doing in the white house?
The same thing that every other journalist is doing.
Yep, sucking Bush's cock.
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Lets see, what I can do today?

I think I'll scour the internet for a couple of articles regarding religious pete puffers and post them in some degenerate populated chatroom in an attempt to make said populace think I might have a sense of humor.



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Then you are a fucking fool. Straight up. Obama is the dumbest motherfucker who has ever run for President.
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Lemme guess, SirFindaVaginaBetweenHisLegs...you had some better plans for today?

You could insert a fried egg into your cranial cavity and improve things powerfully...give it some thought.
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mvscal wrote:
Risa wrote:What's a gay male prostitute pretending to be a journalist doing in the white house?
The same thing that every other journalist is doing.
Hmmm...complete bullshit from babs? We're shocked!

First of all, let's remember that Gannon got his White House credential from Ari Fleischer. Second. Gannon, or rather, Guckert, his real name, is not in any way a "journalist," but an attack dog for Cheney and crew. Third, his actual vocation, male-prostitute, was applied in a secondary role...to...Rove? The Chimp? Gannon's primary role was to create the fantasy that the White House press corp was somehow on board, rolling along merrily with the Chimp, by tossing out absurdly biased questions--basically in the manner of a FOX News interview. How they thought this would escape detection and embarrassment is inexplicable, but so is everything else this unelected crime spree has attempted.
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Fleischer's a serious criminal, whose bent ideology is indeed based on his fanatical cult identity--not merely Jewish. Most Jews are just fine. No, Ari belongs to an extremely racist branch of ultra Orthodox Judaism, known as Chabad Lubavitch. His performance as Press Secretary was astonishing in its brazen disregard for facts. Here's an example:
http://www.buzzflash.com/analysis/03/02/26_Ari.html

Go ahead, get a real picture of this vile fuckstain,

http://mindprod.com/politics/bushismsfleischer.html

As for Guckert--or anyone who wants to--calling himself a journalist, well, no babs, as usual you're faking it.

A real journalist--especially one granted a coveted White House press credential, actually has a resume of professional work with reputable news agencies. Guckert's sole "reference" was in fact created just to give him the flimsiest sense of legitimacy. He was a FAKE, through and through. Just like you, babs, just like you.
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Run, bitch. It's what you do!

Of course, if you're talking about Judith Miller, Ken Pollack, Bill Safire, Charles Krautenhammer, and similar war-mongering phonies, you're right.

A major default of American journalism indeed occurred in the run-up to this grotesque Quagmire. And the spineless--and in the case of these fifth-columnists (no pun)--media was a major part of this tremendous crime. But the phony criminals, like "Jeff gannon" and Judith Miller are outted and cornered--you know, into your Rusp Limpdick parrot-world of delusion, etc.
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2007/073007.html

Cheney and Rummy will hang! And the utterly vile PNAC, AIPAC, JINSA--whatever you want to call it--will be properly held in the same regard as Nazis and other desperate fanatics.
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