Need some help finding a song

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:40 am

My neighbor is running for city council. He wants to reach out to college kids for absentee votes. I had an idea to make a Real Men of Genius track to email to local kids in college.

Problem is I am having a hard time finding just an instrumental version of the song without the narrator and background singer.

Anyone have this or know of a place I can get it?

A jar of Brent's BBQ Sauce will be sent to whoever can get it to me.

Thanks.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:00 am

Tell you what, you go ahead and use your own version of copyrighted material for monetary/political gain, and I'll just go ahead and see if I can replicate the delicious Brent's Sauce for my personal gain?

Deal?

I can't believe an entrepreneur posted something like that.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:07 am

Well, I just found the mp3 after about an hour looking for one. I was going to delete this post, but since you decided to bust my balls, I figure I'll leave it up.

I'll be sure to post the mp3 of our final version of the song. I plan on being 80's background vocalist...and doing a worse job than the real dude.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:12 am

Does trading Porn Video's for MP3's count as personal gain.

A friend wants to know

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:13 am

By the way, here's the parody I plan on doing. If anyone thinks they can improve on it, feel free. I'm all ears. Smarter is not the name of the candidate, but it rhymes with it. Parentheses is the background vocalist.

Team Smarter Presents…Real Students of Genius
(Real students of genius!)

Today we salute you Mr. and Ms. college students who can absentee vote!
(Mr. and Ms. college students who can absentee vote!)

Never before did you think that little plastic card in your pocket meant so much.
(No not daddy’s credit card!)

From study hall bound bookworms to fraternity house jocks, you’ve got such an opportunity to absentee vote that it can only be described as BRILLIANT.
(Oh so brialliant!)

Thanks to you, even a man such as Mark Smarter can get into public office.
(Put down that cigar, Mark!)

So crack open an ice cold Red Bull oh pupil of the ages because when Team Smarter needs a vote, you can give it to him.
(Vote Smarter, Smarter, Smaaaaaaaaaarter!)

Team Smarter, City Council, Jasper, Indiana

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:14 am

Y2K wrote:Does trading Porn Video's for MP3's count as personal gain.

A friend wants to know

For the last time, the porn vid I made of my wife and I is not up for barter.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:13 am

Oh so brialliant!

Not so much.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:08 am

IndyFrisco wrote:By the way, here's the parody I plan on doing. If anyone thinks they can improve on it, feel free. I'm all ears. Smarter is not the name of the candidate, but it rhymes with it. Parentheses is the background vocalist.

Team Smarter Presents…Real Students of Genius
(Real students of genius!)

Today we salute you Mr. and Ms. college students who can absentee vote!
(Mr. and Ms. college students who can absentee vote!)

Never before did you think that little plastic card in your pocket meant so much.
(No not daddy’s credit card!)

From study hall bound bookworms to fraternity house jocks, you’ve got such an opportunity to absentee vote that it can only be described as BRILLIANT.
(Oh so brialliant!)

Thanks to you, even a man such as Mark Smarter can get into public office.
(Put down that cigar, Mark!)

So crack open an ice cold Red Bull oh pupil of the ages because when Team Smarter needs a vote, you can give it to him.
(Vote Smarter, Smarter, Smaaaaaaaaaarter!)

Team Smarter, City Council, Jasper, Indiana

Hmmmm, invest in a "laugh track".

peter dragon · Post by **peter dragon** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:48 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Y2K wrote:Does trading Porn Video's for MP3's count as personal gain.

A friend wants to know
For the last time, the porn vid I made of my wife and I is not up for barter.

Woah! HOW DID I MISS THIS??

SG's Son · Post by **SG's Son** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:23 pm

Stupid fucking idea.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:32 pm

SG's Son wrote:Stupid fucking idea.

Python??!

Upload when you're done, Indy.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:02 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:By the way, here's the parody I plan on doing. If anyone thinks they can improve on it, feel free. I'm all ears. Smarter is not the name of the candidate, but it rhymes with it. Parentheses is the background vocalist.

Team Smarter Presents…Real Students of Genius
(Real students of genius!)

Today we salute you Mr. and Ms. college students who can absentee vote!
(Mr. and Ms. college students who can absentee vote!)

Never before did you think that little plastic card in your pocket meant so much.
(No not daddy’s credit card!)

From study hall bound bookworms to fraternity house jocks, you’ve got such an opportunity to absentee vote that it can only be described as BRILLIANT.
(Oh so brialliant!)

Thanks to you, even a man such as Mark Smarter can get into public office.
(Put down that cigar, Mark!)

So crack open an ice cold Red Bull oh pupil of the ages because when Team Smarter needs a vote, you can give it to him.
(Vote Smarter, Smarter, Smaaaaaaaaaarter!)

Team Smarter, City Council, Jasper, Indiana

Team Smarter Presents…Real Voters of Genius
(Real Voters of genius!)

Today we salute you Mr. and Ms. absentee voter
(Mr. and Ms. absentee voter!)

Never before did you think that little plastic card in your pocket meant so much.
(No not daddy’s credit card!)

From study hall bound bookworms to fraternity house jocks, you’ve got an opportunity to absentee vote that it can only be described as BRILLIANT.
(Blinding me with brilliance!)

Thanks to you, even a man such as Mark Smarter can get into public office.
(Mark's a regular guy now)

So crack open an ice cold Red Bull oh pupil of the ages because when Team Smarter needs a vote, you can give it to him.
(Vote for Mark!)

Team Smarter, City Council, Jasper, Indiana
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There's a couple of suggestions...

socal · Post by **socal** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:37 pm

T1B Presents…Real Internet Message Board Posters of Genius
(Real Internet Message Board Poster's of Genius!)

Today we salute you Mr. IndyFrisco, Internet Badass!
(Mr. IndyFrisco, Internet Badass!)

Never before did you think a slip of the tongue would, well, make you a slippery tongued username legend.
(I was really into partaking in the art of fellatio!)

Yes, despite throwing up a hottie-laced avatar, arguing college football wits with Sissyroo, M2ool, and the JON, and making a mean BBQ sauce that you sell across the country, you can't seem to shake the allegation of unadulterated faggotry!
(He said fellatio!)

Thanks to you, even PSUFAN has no qualms publicizing his dirty skivvies.
(Or his love for all things Douchebag!)

Napolean Bonaparte may have once said, "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." But that midget never misused the word fellatio in front of Dinsdale.
(Bow to the U & L!)

So crack open an ice cold Beast Light oh master wordsmith. It's time to call Jsc a ball sucking homer.
(Mr. IndyFrisco, Internet Badass!)

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:13 am

socal,

I am well and gladly wrapped in the loam of my lunchings.
(he's got those brown epaulets out!)

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:28 am

socal

nice

im calling bullshit on the sex video, no way the camera lens could get around that cement head of his, so it would be more of a audio tape with a view of his abnormal cranium.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:08 am

So crack open an ice cold Beast Light

salud !!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:56 pm

Rack socal.

Verrah nice.

OCMike,

Thanks, I like the "voter" angle as opposed to "students" and the removal of the cigar reference.

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:35 pm

Throw another rack on the pile for SoCal. I had to close my office door for that one.

Napolean Bonaparte may have once said, "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." But that midget never misused the word fellatio in front of Dinsdale.
(Bow to the U & L!)

Absolutely the best part. Pure genius!

Wolfman wrote:So crack open an ice cold Beast Light

salud !!

:idea: Ahh, so that's Beast Light.

My old man used to drink that swill also. Only I called it "Milwaukee's Worst."

Now that I know, I might actually have one in his honor. If'n I can keep it down, that is . . .

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:45 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:My neighbor is running for city council. He wants to reach out to college kids for absentee votes. I had an idea to make a Real Men of Genius track to email to local kids in college.

Like the fuckin college kids give a fuck about a gasp....City Council race ??

I am sure that they are going to get off their MySpace pages long enough, move the bong over, throw a couple of empty's on the floor, unplug the iPod and fill out that absentee balloot for a FUCKING CITY COUNCIL race...

they can change the fucking world with a couple of swipes of the pencil....

Wasting your time and money there mensa...Jeezes crist...get a fuckin life..

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:00 am

Derron wrote:Like the fuckin college kids give a fuck about a gasp....City Council race ??

Like anybody else does?

Seriously, have you always kicked your own ass with every post, or is this just a recent development?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:18 am

RadioFan wrote:
Derron wrote:Like the fuckin college kids give a fuck about a gasp....City Council race ??
Like anybody else does?

Seriously, have you always kicked your own ass with every post, or is this just a recent development?

Are you new here? Yes, Derron has, indeed, kicked his own ass every step of the way.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:13 pm

Derron wrote:Wasting your time and money there mensa...Jeezes crist...get a fuckin life..

Not spending a dime here, fuckstain. Nice to see you keep casting YOUR vote for board bitch with every punch of submit.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:23 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
RadioFan wrote:
Derron wrote:Like the fuckin college kids give a fuck about a gasp....City Council race ??
Like anybody else does?

Seriously, have you always kicked your own ass with every post, or is this just a recent development?
Are you new here? Yes, Derron has, indeed, kicked his own ass every step of the way.

He's a cokehead racist, just like too many of y'all. Why hate on him for
being exactly as too many of you are?

You people are piranha lemming. Switch out some names, and if Derron's exact
comment was made by certain other people he'd get a rack. Whatever, y'all.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:26 pm

I wonder if Risa tells all her black, gay friends she hangs out with whitepower cokehead racists on the internet.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:28 pm

You people are piranha lemming.

Can you shift your weight up a little bit? We've basically exhausted the tender stuff. Good thing we like dark meat.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:52 pm

Risa wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
RadioFan wrote: Like anybody else does?

Seriously, have you always kicked your own ass with every post, or is this just a recent development?
Are you new here? Yes, Derron has, indeed, kicked his own ass every step of the way.
He's a cokehead racist, just like too many of y'all. Why hate on him for
being exactly as too many of you are?

You people are piranha lemming. Switch out some names, and if Derron's exact
comment was made by certain other people he'd get a rack. Whatever, y'all.

I am neither a cokehead, nor a racist. You stereotyping, tedious cunt.

Derron is a drooling halfwit, and if anyone else made as many stupid comments as Derron has, no, they would not get racked for it.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:04 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I am neither a cokehead, nor a racist. You stereotyping, tedious cunt.

:roll: Bull, and Shit. That's like Dinsdale denying what he wrote about himself
being 'quiet' many moons ago. Y'all are some serious ass drugs users and abusers --
y'all just don't get caught. And then too many of y'all got the balls to talk shit
about blacks and black imprisonment rates. Must be nice to get away with shit;
nicer still not to connect getting away with shit with others getting the hammer
dropped on them for the same.

Derron is a drooling halfwit, and if anyone else made as many stupid comments
as Derron has, no, they would not get racked for it.

Then the racks for 'drooling halfwits' are only reserved for Raider fans?

Whatever. Again, switch out names... same written bullshit... different reactions.

PSUFAN wrote:
You people are piranha lemming.
Can you shift your weight up a little bit? We've basically exhausted
the tender stuff. Good thing we like dark meat.

Dark meat is tender. It's also juicier than white meat. White meat
is always the stringy shit. I never understood why there was a
white meat versus dark meat debate when it came to meat anyway.
I assumed it was because of... calories? More meat on white than
on dark, so that's why it costs more? But it ain't more tender.

battery chucka' one · Post by **battery chucka' one** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:05 pm

You do know that your ad will inspire anybody NOT excited about voting for your candidate to be sure to vote against him, right? The ad seemed rather stereotyping and insulting on some levels. Perhaps it's the whole bandying about of the term 'genius'. But, if you must, perhaps you could use Wile E. Coyote somewhere in the ad. Good luck and all.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:08 pm

Risa wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I am neither a cokehead, nor a racist. You stereotyping, tedious cunt.
:roll: Bull, and Shit.

Why? Because you say so, you lying, tedious cunt?

Mike Backer · Post by **Mike Backer** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:15 pm

Howz about posting the link to the mp3 version of the instrumental, Frisco...

I'm working on a little jingle I want to send to the chick who licked Cubes's butthole.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:20 pm

A Real Men Of Genius theme?

Do you plan on hopping into a time machine going back to 2002 to make your presentation
when it might have been funny and relevant?

Mike Backer · Post by **Mike Backer** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:13 pm

Martyred wrote:A Real Men Of Genius theme?

Do you plan on hopping into a time machine going back to 2002 to make your presentation
when it might have been funny and relevant?

Look at YOU talking about "relevance"...

That's rich.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:15 pm

Mike Backer wrote:I'm working on a little jingle I want to send to the chick who licked Cubes's butthole.

Bwaa. Funniest line of the day.

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