T1B

...which I believe is more of an honorary title than anything else, but I'm not really sure because we haven't discussed it too much, I propose that in an effort to increase participation we hold a contest of some sort. I have a couple of ideas. Most of them are stolen, but that's not really all that important. Ends justifying means or means justifying ends or something like that.

Idea 1: Compliment Off. Exactly like a smack off except the opposite. I stole this idea from tough love.

Idea 2: The Official 2007 Stink Tank "Who's the Biggest Faggot?" Off. Huge, huge hit at RTT back in the day kickin' it ol' skool style. Stolen from me.

Idea 3: Kind of like one of those ugly date contests that dudes in fraternities do. Except we do it with tards. To be eligable to win, your tard has to be from another board, make a minimum of five posts in this forum and be voted the biggest tard by our judges. I just totally made than one up right this second.


Soooooo, you guys wanna hang out?

This is a great idea. Elvis Monster isnt just a great poster but a great human being.

OK, there’s an early entry for idea #2.

Are you gay Goobs? If so, I see what you're trying to do.

Are you from Kansas City, Sissyroo?

No, I'm from Tampa. You just seem to have an affinity for me. I dont go that way, so I just didnt want you to waste your time.

Gentlemen, I'm going to have to ask you to take this to another thread.


m0ds...

ElvisMonster wrote: m0ds...

I don't think they do that here.

I'll rank them in order of my interest:

Idea 1
Idea 3
Idea 2

Please Withdraw My Name From The "Who's the biggest faggot off" Contest.

I can tell already that this will be fun for all of us.

dibs on killacam for the tard date

timmay wrote:dibs on killacam for the tard date

Anyone here speak French can translate thism?

EM will you translate for baceweiserferice?


I can't be defeated in the tard date contest, so maybe I should judge.

timmay wrote:dibs on killacam for the tard date

From the original Stucknut next to T1B'ish: I'm going to bring the biggest tard from Stucknut to the tard date contest and have a very good chance of winning this competition.

I am teh unifier.

As someone who knows someone who is a Charter Elitist from RTT and having read and posted on the board many times, I would have to say that the Faggot Off was a huge, throbbing, veiny success. I have one caveat to add if we choose to have the contest in this forum: PrimeX should not be allowed to participate. He has won the previous contests many times and his presence would make the contest less than fair for others on this board who I think have a real shot at winning this crown.

Idea 3 is excellent. I watched the movie "Dogfight" a little while back and was captivated by it. Lily Taylor and the dead Phoenix were excellent. A similar event here like the climactic scene in that movie would be wonderful.

Nix the Compliment Off. I never did like it.

Since traffic here is slow, I will allow folks to provide feedback until Friday. I will consider all opinions over the weekend and on Monday will announce the contest and rules. Let your voice be heard. Help me help you.

Token wrote:PrimeX should not be allowed to participate.

No way, dude! You can't even make up the rules. You have to be a galactic orbit leader or some shit, and I don't even think you have a sabre. Besides, you don't even know the difference between a thruster sheild vs. a interstellar time warp.

PrimeX wrote:No way, dude! You can't even make up the rules. You have to be a galactic orbit leader or some shit, and I don't even think you have a sabre. Besides, you don't even know the difference between a thruster sheild vs. a interstellar time warp.

I wish that you'd never registered here so that I could invite you to come here and post five times.

vvnh, go F urslf, ckcsckr.

PrimeX wrote:

Token wrote:PrimeX should not be allowed to participate.

No way, dude! You can't even make up the rules. You have to be a galactic orbit leader or some shit, and I don't even think you have a sabre. Besides, you don't even know the difference between a thruster sheild vs. a interstellar time warp.

ZOMGPEW!PEW!PEWPEW!SPACEHERPES!!ORXES!!!!!PEWPEW!

Can I get anyone anything to drink in here?

Timmuh, I'm guessing you'll have something fruity?

EM, would you like me to top off your hot cocoa?

I don't recall approving any of this.

Yeah, EM stole this election. Worst thing is, impeachment will be time consuming. We'll have to grease down that titanic forehead to get him out the door

It was completely legit. I even had Maya Angelou read some poems and stuff.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=21451

This is taking far too long to develop. When do the games begin?

:fist pump:

PrimeX wrote::fist in my rump:

Dude, I completely so just crushed you.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:When do the games begin?

Canceled due to lack of interest. Plus timmah spooked all the tards at the nut. :x

Maya Angelou bogarted the Beam. Fukkin' slattern

SaladTosser wrote:

PrimeX wrote::fist in my rump:

Dude, I completely so just crushed you.

Rack ST

This thread sucks. ElvisMonster should be impeached, and told to keep his tubby ass in his lean-to studio near Deliverance Mississippi.