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bwahahahaha
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:46 pm
by jtr
Re: bwahahahaha
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:15 pm
by UCant#2
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Drinking Habits: On occasion
!!
Unless this fucking vegetable means intravenously, I'm calling bullshit.
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:16 pm
by MuchoBulls
So when are you going to take her out Jess?
Re: bwahahahaha
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:30 pm
by indyfrisco
UCant#2 wrote:
Drinking Habits: On occasion
!!
Unless this fucking vegetable means intravenously, I'm calling bullshit.
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:57 pm
by Taint
So jtr is reduced to dating4disabled? You are a poor fucking excuse for a man. You find a girl confined to a chair for life from cerebral palsy funny? Go eat a gun you fucking moron.
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:58 pm
by jtr
MuchoBulls wrote:So when are you going to take her out Jess?
maybe not her but there are some pretty "hot" diabetics on that site.
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:03 pm
by jtr
Taint wrote:So jtr is reduced to dating4disabled? You are a poor fucking excuse for a man. You find a girl confined to a chair for life from cerebral palsy funny? Go eat a gun you fucking moron.
Dude this is a smackboard if it offends you dont fucking post here the disease is not funny to me honestly its just the way these people put themselves out there so easily, like I do on here everyday.
I am not cruel enough to make fun of people with awful disabilites offline, but on here, if anywhere, it should be a little ok. It's not something you do everyday. It's not how I feel in reality.
But this place is about not taking things seriously and smacking/laughing at others.
Seriously if my posting of this site offends you, I apologize.
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:24 pm
by PSUFAN
JTR with rosacea, acting the nerdtard, pissing himself at trollstops, buying toyotas is one thing.
JTR with an itchy cowpers, soaked in lust, dripping with testosterone and paging through pictures of the disabled, essaying sexual conquests...QUITE another.
Agent Fu, please report.
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:40 pm
by Nishlord
mvscal wrote:This is a great idea, Jess. I have to say I'm impressed with your determination to one day fuck somebody...anybody.
There's no shame in falling back on Plan B or even Plan Z for that matter.
No. Someone like Jess needs to formulate a plan in the lower reaches of the Cyrillic or Cantonese alphabet. One equal to his celebrity.
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:48 pm
by Derron
This is a great idea, Jess. I have to say I'm impressed with your determination to one day fuck somebody...anybody.
With any luck at all it might be you that he tries to fuck. Make your fucking day I bet...
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:24 pm
by jtr
And very soon I'll be fucking you all royally again.
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:50 pm
by jtr
nah she told me straight up she was having a threesome with a another girl with a fishhook for an arm and her blind, weak bone marrow, ms bf and I figure I couldnt compete with that shit.
I'm back to browsing the craigslist and eharmony sites and going to bars and bragging about my career in order to get laid.
We all do what we gotsa do.
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:53 pm
by atomicdad
"Spastic Colon is a physical - not psychological - disorder that affects mainly the bowel, or colon, which is also called the large intestine. The bowel is the part of the digestive system that makes and stores stool. Spastic Colon is characterized by lower abdominal pain or discomfort, diarrhea, constipation (or alternating diarrhea/constipation), gas, bloating, and nausea. There is no cure for Spastic Colon, but there are many very effective ways of controlling and even eliminating Spastic Colon symptoms."
My wife accussed me of having a spastic colon, nope, I just fart alot.
It sounds like it should be the name for RJ's punk band. "Spastic Colon"
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:03 pm
by jtr
thats sig material mvscal.
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:24 pm
by atomicdad
I gots to know.
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:25 pm
by jtr
what?
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:38 pm
by PSUFAN
she told me straight up she was having a threesome with a another girl with a fishhook for an arm and her blind, weak bone marrow, ms bf and I figure I couldnt compete with that shit.
quitter.
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 9:00 pm
by JCT
This is the most disturbing fucking thread ever. Jess the Retard trolling for disabled chicks to finally get his cherry popped? Dear God, make it stop. You know this weird fucker will roll up to the home in his pimp my ride Hyundi, cruise up to the front door in his rascal and be screaming "Kelly Clarkson" by the end of the night.
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 9:02 pm
by PSUFAN
Just as long as he doesn't devirginize a pair of conjoined twins. He should stick to urinating in his pants for the cameras at trollstops.
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 9:07 pm
by Nishlord
Even mentally and physically disabled people need to have sex, Jess.
They just don't need it as badly as you.