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Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:00 am**

i can't wait to check tomorrow's results re: usc 05 vs. fsu 99. hmmm... 49 states vote 80-20 usc; florida tilts 70-30 toward fsu???

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:15 am**

MClub wrote:i can't wait to check tomorrow's results re: usc 05 vs. fsu 99. hmmm... 49 states vote 80-20 usc; florida tilts 70-30 toward fsu???

Don't you know that had it not been for this year's USC team, we wouldn't have won WWII?

In fact, this year's USC team is leading the War on Terror. You start questioning it, and you are a traitor, bub.

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:17 am**

If USC fought in the War in heaven Pete Carroll would be God

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:25 am**

If USC's color were green, everyone would be grass, and there'd be no pollution.

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:45 am**

If any of USC's players were on the Titanic it wouldn't have sank.
If any of the SC players were at Dealy Plaza Kennedy would still be alive.
If any of the SC players were on the Warren Commission we'd know who killed Kennedy.

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:10 am**

i was nearly mauled last august by a lion, but reggie bush ran past on some two-a-day workout and took a break to save my life. i love that guy.

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:25 am**

If this year's USC's team could just all play in the NFL right now, as LA's expansion team, they'd be the '99 Rams on offense, and the '85 Bears on defense. They'd be the Super Bowl champions for 10 years in a row, and there would be no more parody, in that boring league.

X 10! For Real.

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:11 pm**

I'm not gay, but I would gladly surrender my virgin poop chute to any member of the USC Trojans as a token of gratitude and respect for their myriad contributions to the betterment of mankind.

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:18 pm**

I am hopping Reggie Bush can come inpregnate my wife and then leave with no more obligation. If he is interested in deflowering my daughter I would be willing to allow it.

Posted: **Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:59 pm**

peter dragon wrote:I am hopping Reggie Bush can come inpregnate my wife and then leave with no more obligation. If he is interested in deflowering my daughter I would be willing to allow it.

I'd hit-up Archie Manning first. He is the more proven sire. Dude's jizz is just money.

Posted: **Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:05 pm**

Moses didnt part the Red Sea, USC's O-Line did.

Posted: **Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:11 pm**

RF wrote:there would be no more parody, in that boring league.

The NFL is pretty much a joke, true...

Posted: **Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:45 pm**

A Christmas wish?

I wish the almighty trojans could bring Bob Wills and Hank Sr. back.

This thread does give an interesting angle to the burning bush.

Posted: **Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:48 pm**

I'm surprised ESPN hasn't pit USC '05 in a hypothetical game against Tedy Bruschi.

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:08 am**

Which side is Ditka coaching...?

the_ouskull

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:16 am**

USC vs Bret Farve

who wins?

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 1:06 am**

peter dragon wrote:USC vs Bret Farve

who wins?

John Madden

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:19 am**

If they still had the college All Star game I wonder if they'd just let SC play the super bowl champs. You all know they did invent college football, and electricity, and the gas powered engine, they sent the first rocket to the moon among other feats.....like flight.

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:51 am**

OK - no offense meant to the USC folks here, but I am rooting heavily for UT right now. All of this "greatest team ever" stuff is getting waaaaaaaaay out of control.

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:37 am**

Same shit happened to a certain Crimson-clad squad a while back I do believe...

the_ouskull

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:54 pm**

Degenerate wrote:
peter dragon wrote:USC vs Bret Farve

who wins?
John Madden

is there a stadium big enough to hold USC, Bret Farve, Mike Vick, and John Madden?

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:38 pm**

USC is so good they could beat TX with Switzer coaching...

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:37 pm**

Mississippi Neck wrote:USC is so good they could beat TX with Switzer coaching...

OU managed it just about every damn year, and USC is better than those OU teams, so hey, when you're right you're right...

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:55 pm**

peter dragon wrote:USC vs Bret Farve

who wins?

Reminds me of the old SNL skits about "Da Bears." One time they were debating what would happen if the whole Bears team missed a game and Ditka had to play the Giants by himself. All we need are a few people wearing Packers jerseys and cheesehead hats to debate this one.

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:56 pm**

Van wrote:The NFL is pretty much a joke, true...

This coming from NBA fan? :P

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:17 pm**

Lots of "parody" in the NBA but unlike the NFL there's no enforced parity...

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:13 am**

USC is so great that I think I'm going to name Aggie Gal's firstborn son Peter Reginald Matthew as a living, breathing tribute to their unrivaled greatness.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:28 am**

I just want to thank Reggie for slipping down my chimmney the other night and leaving all those cool presents for my kids.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:37 am**

FEMA reported, that USC man Spackle could of stopped the dams from breaking and flooding New Orleans.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:32 am**

Sad thing though about Reggie...

Dude's about to cure cancer and even rid Blondiebabe of crabs once and for all yet for all his seemingly miraculous abilities he's still unable to help Adel bring those writing skills up to even a remedial level of competency.

Understandable. Even Achilles had a heel.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:39 am**

Van wrote:Sad thing though about Reggie...

Dude's about to cure cancer and even rid Blondiebabe of crabs once and for all yet for all his seemingly miraculous abilities he's still unable to help Adel bring those writing skills up to even a remedial level of competency.

Understandable. Even Achilles had a heel.

Nobodies perfect, and the difference between a dam and a levee is negligible, 'cept that levee's are harder to mantain...and spell.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:09 am**

War Wagon wrote:Nobodies

spell.

I laughed. Sorry.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:17 am**

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Nobodies

spell.
I laughed. Sorry.

I'm laffing harder. Damn, you boys take yourself so seriously.

USC fan no comprende double spelling smack.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:29 am**

Oh, so it was intentional. M'kay ledapkcab.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:42 am**

Jimmy Medalions wrote:Oh, so it was intentional. M'kay ledapkcab.

I refer to it as the KC Scott method of trolling.

Give a 'tard enough ammuntion, and he'll surely shoot himself with it.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:45 am**

Brilliant play "tough guy". That's some serious "getting over" you just pulled.

Again, nice backpedal.

Sin,
not really

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:00 am**

Meds wrote:

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