The Daily Crazy Mofo

[StrawMan]

of p2.

[Diego in Seattle]

The only rule is that we don't make Trump or Biden or political figures

Ahem....

[mvscal]

Florida woman arrested for throwing condiments and running over ex-boyfriend with Range Rover

https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/flo ... nge-rover/

You know there is no call to be throwing condiments around. That is completely inappropriate behavior.

[Diego in Seattle]

Florida woman arrested for throwing condiments and running over ex-boyfriend with Range Rover

https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/flo ... nge-rover/

You know there is no call to be throwing condiments around. That is completely inappropriate behavior.

Unless your last name is Trump...

[mvscal]

Muh Truuuump! Holy fucking shit, you are tedious.

[Diego in Seattle]

Muh Truuuump! Holy fucking shit, you are tedious.

Don't you ever get tired of fellating your Dear Leader?

[mvscal]

It was a story about Florida Woman pelting her ex with ketchup and mustard before running him over with her car. It had absolutely nothing to do with the object of your deranged obsession. You are mentally ill and in serious need of psychiatric care. Get help, freak.

[HighHard1]

Husband and wife crazy mofos-two for the price of one special.

https://nypost.com/2025/02/08/us-news/n ... nude-pics/

My aching ass-who does this kind of weird shit?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Husband and wife crazy mofos-two for the price of one special.

https://nypost.com/2025/02/08/us-news/n ... nude-pics/

My aching ass-who does this kind of weird shit?

Diego will be along shortly with a cartoon to let us know.

[Innocent Bystander]

I'm sure she's killed enough boners to have earned that award.

Killed, like Vince Foster? Sure. Death follows her around like a puppy.

There were reams of jokes after the grammies about Bill Clinton being stupid to cheat on Sabrina Carpenter.



Hillary is a Deep State kabbalah witch. She's seen more dick than Vanessa Sky. You're right, though, she's killed enough dick to have earned a State reward. With Trump revoking both Biden and Obama's clearances, though, the Brits might be her only chance of getting what she wants in that way.



She should have kept this look. Or maybe American photographers (and editors) couldn't be bothered making her look decent instead of satanic.

[mvscal]

Um...no, that's not actually what I meant.

[HighHard1]

Crazy, drunken mofo.

https://www.applevalleynewsnow.com/news ... 31fc5.html

Going to charge him with malicious mischief among other things. A better and perfect sentence would be to release to his family. I imagine he'd get sorted out pretty fast.

[Diego in Seattle]

Crazy, drunken mofo.

https://www.applevalleynewsnow.com/news ... 31fc5.html

Going to charge him with malicious mischief among other things. A better and perfect sentence would be to release to his family. I imagine he'd get sorted out pretty fast.

The "dry side" only refers to the amount of precipitation on the east side of the Cascades, not whether they imbibe or not.

But hey, at least the guy was just heavily intoxicated, not high on meth like in Hoquim.

[Innocent Bystander]

Um...no, that's not actually what I meant.

Teen to middle-aged Hilary was objectively attractive. Even elderly stateswoman Hillary cleaned up well for Belfast when she was Secretary of State.

She's just a psychopath.

[Innocent Bystander]

Husband and wife crazy mofos-two for the price of one special.

https://nypost.com/2025/02/08/us-news/n ... nude-pics/

My aching ass-who does this kind of weird shit?

Single mothers on OnlyFans, Instagram and Youtube.

They're both cops, so something else is up. It's normal for parents to have sex. It's how they get so many kids in the first place. They should not be taking pictures of themselves having sex while the kids are in the same room, though; and they definitely shouldn't pass such photos around.

But merely admitting, 'oh yeah we had sex while Connor was watching Blue's Clues'? That's not child abuse. Again, something else is up, because the charges are wildly inequitable, and one is not supported by the text of the article :

He was charged with permitting a child to engage in a sexual act that may be photographed, filmed or reproduced; engaging in sexual conduct that would debauch the morals of a child; possessing fewer than 1,000 images of child sexual abuse; distributing images of child sexual abuse; and possessing images of child sexual abuse with the intent to distribute.

Elizabeth DiBiasi was charged with engaging in sexual conduct that would debauch the morals of a child.

Look at this shit.

[mvscal]

Um...no, that's not actually what I meant.

Teen to middle-aged Hilary was objectively attractive. Even elderly stateswoman Hillary cleaned up well for Belfast when she was Secretary of State.

She's just a psychopath.

Um, no. She has always oozed psychopath. Nobody is going to stick his dick in someone who looks like she would burn your house down. Not even Billigula. I shudder to think of the unimaginable horror that was brought to bear on Webb Hubbell. I have to assume he was milked like an alien abductee to artificially inseminate her heinous. Total fucking horrorshow.

[HighHard1]

Crazy, drunken mofo.

https://www.applevalleynewsnow.com/news ... 31fc5.html

Going to charge him with malicious mischief among other things. A better and perfect sentence would be to release to his family. I imagine he'd get sorted out pretty fast.

The "dry side" only refers to the amount of precipitation on the east side of the Cascades, not whether they imbibe or not.

But hey, at least the guy was just heavily intoxicated, not high on meth like in Hoquim.

Don't underestimate the efforts/ability of Tri-Cities/Moses Lake meth heads.

Don't know if this is one, but I suspect it's in play. Today's "I'll go play in the street and throw rocks at cars" guy.

https://www.applevalleynewsnow.com/news ... b2858.html

[HighHard1]

TDCM-Valentine's Day Edition

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/indiana-t ... 806958&cid

[Sudden Sam]

TDCM-Valentine's Day Edition

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/indiana-t ... 806958&cid

Bullied - check
Sexual confusion - check
One parent - check
On antidepressants - likely. Know soon enough

[HighHard1]

Shockley told investigators she was bullied after a drunk driver struck her in 2022 while she was waiting for the school bus, the documents said.

The incident, according to local media reports, left her with a fractured femur, fractured arm, sprained ACL, two brain contusions and a web compression fracture.

At the time, the school rallied around her and raised more than $12,000 for her recovery.


Boy, bullying is sure different from back in the day when I grew up.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

I fell off my bike at 12 years old. Nobody gave me a dollar but I got teased for a whole year. TIBS

[Sudden Sam]

Shockley told investigators she was bullied after a drunk driver struck her in 2022 while she was waiting for the school bus, the documents said.

The incident, according to local media reports, left her with a fractured femur, fractured arm, sprained ACL, two brain contusions and a web compression fracture.

At the time, the school rallied around her and raised more than $12,000 for her recovery.


Boy, bullying is sure different from back in the day when I grew up.

Yep. Getting 12K musta been horrifying.

I fell off my bike at 12 years old. Nobody gave me a dollar but I got teased for a whole year. TIBS

Suck it up, faggot.

[HighHard1]

I fell off my bike at 12 years old. Nobody gave me a dollar but I got teased for a whole year. TIBS

Explains a lot.

[The Seer]

I fell off my bike at 12 years old. Nobody gave me a dollar but I got teased for a whole year. TIBS

2 or 3 wheel?

[HighPlainsGrifter]

You jerks better knock it off or I'm telling my dad!

[Diego in Seattle]

You jerks better knock it off or I'm telling my dad!

Right after the DNA test tells you which circus carny that was....

[HighHard1]

Of all the things that I thought a Catholic priest might do to make TDCM-did not have this on my bingo card.

https://nypost.com/2025/02/13/us-news/c ... v2-LuND8c9

[Diego in Seattle]

Of all the things that I thought a Catholic priest might do to make TDCM-did not have this on my bingo card.

https://nypost.com/2025/02/13/us-news/c ... v2-LuND8c9

Part of his sentence should be being required to read up on what allowed the bubonic plague to explode during the Middle Ages...

[HighHard1]

Of all the things that I thought a Catholic priest might do to make TDCM-did not have this on my bingo card.

https://nypost.com/2025/02/13/us-news/c ... v2-LuND8c9

Part of his sentence should be being required to read up on what allowed the bubonic plague to explode during the Middle Ages...

Don't they just shuffle them off to another parish? ...oh,no that's just for blowing little boys. Drowning cats, now...that's serious shit.

[Sudden Sam]

Catholicism is a funny religion. Priests can fuck little boys with impunity, but by god they’d better not hurt a cat.



NOTE: I don't condone harming cats. But raping children is slightly worse.

[HighHard1]

Catholicism is a funny religion. Priests can fuck little boys with impunity, but by god they’d better not hurt a cat.



NOTE: I don't condone harming cats. But raping children is slightly worse.

Yeah, at least slightly.

[HighHard1]

A different tack with TDCM which in this instance may be better named The Daily Stupid Mofo, but I think trying to take pictures with sharks qualifies one as crazy. Mother nature can be a cruel bitch, as can Charles Damned Darwin who may have missed a slam dunk in this case.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/shark-bites- ... 33844.html

[mvscal]

A different tack with TDCM which in this instance may be better named The Daily Stupid Mofo, but I think trying to take pictures with sharks qualifies one as crazy. Mother nature can be a cruel bitch, as can Charles Damned Darwin who may have missed a slam dunk in this case.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/shark-bites- ... 33844.html

That will teach her to keep her hands to herself.

"Attempted to engage with a six foot shark" ?!? What in the actual fuck? I hope this wasn't this wasn't Dagmar with her heaving, milky breasts. Phibes would be devastated. Getting jacked off with a hook for the rest of his life is probably not what he signed up for.

[Innocent Bystander]

Catholicism is a funny religion. Priests can fuck little boys with impunity, but by god they’d better not hurt a cat.



NOTE: I don't condone harming cats. But raping children is slightly worse.

Unless you're jewish. Then everyone looks the other way, nothing to see here.

[Meat Head]

That's why FauxLux is so fucked up. The rabbi was drunk and took way too much off.

[Dr_Phibes]

I hope this wasn't this wasn't Dagmar with her heaving, milky breasts. Phibes would be devastated.

Not guilty. Quiet weekend here, we drove around and smashed up some mailboxes and then nicked someone's eggs.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

and then nicked someone's eggs.

But enough about Elon Musk's IVF. Heyooo!

[HighHard1]

TDCM-is the Susan Smith of killer whales.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... calf-grief

Nothing humors me more than prescribing human emotions to animals.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Biologists are surprised by this? The whole "Killer Whale" moniker should have been an early clue.

[Carson]

She could have avoided all that with abortion.

THAT BASTARD TRUMP!!!