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Wow.

Vikings punch their ticket.

Next up... The Niners.





Here we go...


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The State wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:17 pm OT... it doesn't much better than this.
Minnesota Vikings beat the Drew Brees Saints!!!

KARMA is a dish that is best served cold.
10 years ago, the saints were criminally convicted of putting out a bounty on HOF quarterback Brett Favre.
Head coach Sean Peyton was suspended for a year.
His coaches fired and disgraced.
That Vikings team was the better team that year.
The payback started last season with the nice interference that wasn't called. And continues today by knocking the saints out of the playoffs.

Bring on the pussy niners.
The Vikings will run the rock down their pussy throats.
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EAP wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2020 9:42 pm 10 years ago, the saints were criminally convicted of putting out a bounty on HOF quarterback Brett Favre.
Multiple false statements in one sentence -- impressive.
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Carson Wentz = Paper Mache


Complete BUST.




That being said, I'm not sure how Clowney wasn't kicked out of the game.


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I don't know how Russell Wilson manages to play, since he spends all his time sucking cock.
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Dinsdale wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:42 pm I don't know how Russell Wilson manages to play, since he spends all his time sucking cock.

That's true.

But this is the best I've seen McCown play since he was Blanda's back-up.
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Marshawn was a Beast once again today.

Now the Seahawks are off to Green Bay for some more fun.




Marshawn LOVES Aaron....

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Beautiful day here on the West Coast... with a nice breeze off the Pacific Ocean. Sunny.


This should be one of the best games of the playoffs.


Time for Big Boy Football !
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The Kings of the NFL... are back !







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As soon the Warriors dynasty ends, a new one emerges.



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Should be a slugfest.


Lamar's a witch.

The Titans are on a roll after they benched the BUST (Mariota).


What a day for Big Boy Football.
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7-0 Hillbillies.


Tennessee needs to take advantage and put some more points on the board. Baltimore isn’t built to come from behind.
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Boom !!!



14-0 Hillbillies.



Tennessee sitting pretty... and in good shape for the upset of the year.

That's why Tannehill is the qb. Reminds me of Rivers.
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Marshawn lite... is Beasting !

Titans have the best offensive line in football.


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28-6 Hillbillies.
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I haven't seen anyone get a beat down like this since the last time KC Scrote logged into this message board.

Not only are the Titans destroying the Ravens at the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball, the Titans have also had every single big play in this game, including this latest pick of Lamar Jackson.

This is embarrassing. Looks like BSuck was right about the point spread.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:38 am I haven't seen anyone get a beat down like this since the last time KC Scrote logged into this message board.


I guess you missed the first game of the day.


Maybe the Titans can get a 7th round pick... for Mariota.
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The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:40 am Tennessee needs to take advantage and put some more points on the board. Baltimore isn’t built to come from behind.
The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:55 am Tennessee sitting pretty... and in good shape for the upset of the year.



You know who I am...




Chiefs in the Super Bowl ?
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The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:46 am I guess you missed the first game of the day.
Yes, I was at a basketball game.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 4:32 am
The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:46 am I guess you missed the first game of the day.
Yes, I was at a basketball game.

You missed the most dominating performance of the year.



Looks like the 49ers and Chiefs in the Super Bowl.
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Wonderlic scores for the past 27 Super Bowl winning QBs.
24 is average for an NFL QB.

Super Bowl 53: Brady (33)
52: Foles (29)
51: Brady (33)
50: P. Manning (28)
49: Brady (33)
48: Wilson (28)
47: Flacco (27)
46: E. Manning (39)
45: Rogers (35)
44: Brees (28)
43: Rothlisberger (25)
42: E. Manning (39)
41: P. Manning (28)
40: Rothlisberger (25)
39: Brady (33)
38: Brady (33)
37: Johnson (n.a.)
36: Brady (33)
35: Dilfer (22)
34: Warner (n.a)
33: Elway (29)
32 Elway (29)
31: Favre (22)
30: Aikman (29)
29: Young (33)
28: Aikman (29)
27: Aikman (29)


Only 2 dummies (Favre and Dilfer) have won a Super Bowl in the last 27 years.

Dilfer was bolstered by a historically great defense and Favre was... well, Favre.
Yet as great a talent as Favre was, he only won one SB.

Smart QBs win SBs in this era.
It's just how it is, folks.

The average wonderlic score for winning SB QBs over the past 27 years is over 30.




By the Wonderlic scores...

NFC
Jimmy Garoppolo - 29
Kirk Cousins - 33

Aaron Rodgers - 35
Russell Wilson - 28


AFC
Lamar Jackson - 13 (extreme dummy)
Ryan Tannehill - 34

Patrick Mahomes - 24 (borderline dummy)
Deshaun Watson - 20 (dummy)


The extreme dummy went down yesterday.
The dummy will likely go down today.
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Titans SHOCKED the World last night.


Deshaun Watson still has more playoff wins than Lamar Jackson.


Poptart makes a good point about the intelligence of the qb.

That being said, if the Chiefs can get by the Oilers...I think, the Hillbillies train ends in IKYABWAI the next week.

Sup, Whitey.
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The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:46 am
Maybe the Titans can get a 7th round pick... for Mariota.
I'm sure they'd be quite thrilled with that -- since he's a free agent.
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Sup, Whitey.

His tits.
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The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:57 pmSup, Whitey.
He'd be celebrating his b'day today were he not worm food.
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14-0 Oilers.


Not the way I thought it would start.

The Chiefs still win... but kinda shocking start.
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Beatdown in IKYABWAITown.
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War Wagon should have lived to see this game.
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Maybe punt returns should be done by... professional punt returners.
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Dinsdale wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:37 pm Maybe punt returns should be done by... professional punt returners.


Maybe Poptart should add wide receivers to the IQ test.


When Watson is good... he's really good.
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Last week, the Chefs had a Bye Week.

This week is their Bye-Bye Week.
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Dinsdale wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:37 pm Maybe punt returns should be done by... professional punt returners.
Hill used to be good.

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Dinsdale wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:55 pm Last week, the Chefs had a Bye Week.

This week is their Bye-Bye Week.


You're on fire today. New bong ?
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Amazing what happens when the Chiefs "look the ball" into their hands.
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The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:58 pm You're on fire today. New bong ?
Bailey's and coffee so far.

They might hit the Over in the first half.

If I coached the Chefs, I'd recommend mixing things up, but playing some sort of defense. And maybe just not even trying to field punts.
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In other NFL news, someone was overwhelmed by having free time in January.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/284 ... umping-car
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Dinsdale wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:11 pm
They might hit the Over in the first half.
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Dinsdale wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:35 pm In other NFL news, someone was overwhelmed by having free time in January.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/284 ... umping-car

Edelman is from Redwood City, California.


Well, there you go. He grew up to close to "the farm" (douche-bag gene).
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The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:53 pm
Well, there you go. He grew up to close to "the farm" (douche-bag gene).
I fucked his cousin. She grew up in Humbolt.

She's skinny, BTW.
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Dinsdale wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:45 pm
Dinsdale wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:11 pm
They might hit the Over in the first half.


Most points ever scored in the first half of a Playoff game.


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It looks like the Texans stole KC's 1st half defensive playbook.

And are implementing it.
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The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:06 pm Amazing what happens when the Chiefs "look the ball" into their hands.
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