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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:52 pm
by Mr T
RumpleForeskin wrote: Nah, I get to have all the big stuff. You know, sometimes people just have issues like a bad thyroid and diabetes. Its not all on their eating habits.
I love this world we have created. Nothing is your fault, just blame it on something or someone else.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:55 pm
by PSUFAN
duct-tape that bitch's mouth shut. Rip the tape off for a slim fast bev once a week, and then firmly reapply.

Only trouble is - gee whiz, you're shutting down all your chances at oral from Mt. Rumplewife. No problem - there are always Dan Vogel's goldfish.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:57 pm
by Dog
gastric bypass?

just a suggestion :shrug: