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mvscal wrote:

BSmack wrote:Rape and consentual sex do not go in the same sentence.

That's what I used to think before the Clowntoon administration came along.

So if you're an E-6, you get 25 years in prison. If you're the Commander in Chief, it's nobody's fucking business, right?

I don't think Bubba was intimidating the intern.

You're right, he was just helping her commit perjury, too...

Dr. Detroit:

Funny fucking thing happened to me today. I was driving to work and tuned into my local AM radio to get the traffic and some Republican, who should be murdered, was bitching about this very topic. I thought, DAMN! First thing in the morning for news is I hear about the news is being slanted towards liberals. My stupid brain fell for that one allright, I threw a breakfast burrito into the air and chanted "Kill Democrats!" Then a single brain cell kicked in and I remembered the guy was full of shit.

I would request for your death, but then I remembered you are already dead inside and I changed the station and smiled.

BSmack wrote: So if you're an E-6, you get 25 years in prison. If you're the Commander in Chief, it's nobody's fucking business, right?

I don't think Bubba was intimidating the intern.[/quote]

No, but he was using his position as President to gain favor with the skanks.

Gunslinger wrote:Dr. Detroit:

Funny fucking thing happened to me today. I was driving to work and tuned into my local AM radio to get the traffic and some Republican, who should be murdered, was bitching about this very topic. I thought, DAMN! First thing in the morning for news is I hear about the news is being slanted towards liberals. My stupid brain fell for that one allright, I threw a breakfast burrito into the air and chanted "Kill Democrats!" Then a single brain cell kicked in and I remembered the guy was full of shit.

I would request for your death, but then I remembered you are already dead inside and I changed the station and smiled.

Bro, if you're thinking about "Dr. Detroit" on an internet message board while driving to work(regardless of the context) it pains me to agree with him on this, but he is officially "in your dome."

Variable wrote:

BSmack wrote: So if you're an E-6, you get 25 years in prison. If you're the Commander in Chief, it's nobody's fucking business, right?

I don't think Bubba was intimidating the intern.

No, but he was using his position as President to gain favor with the skanks.

Gunslinger wrote:Dr. Detroit:

Funny fucking thing happened to me today. I was driving to work and tuned into my local AM radio to get the traffic and some Republican, who should be murdered, was bitching about this very topic. I thought, DAMN! First thing in the morning for news is I hear about the news is being slanted towards liberals. My stupid brain fell for that one allright, I threw a breakfast burrito into the air and chanted "Kill Democrats!" Then a single brain cell kicked in and I remembered the guy was full of shit.

I would request for your death, but then I remembered you are already dead inside and I changed the station and smiled.

Bro, if you're thinking about "Dr. Detroit" on an internet message board while driving to work(regardless of the context) it pains me to agree with him on this, but he is officially "in your dome."[/quote]

Bro, if you have to get your insulin shot from Fox News daily than you have a problem about someone else being in your dome. My problem is with trying to get traffic news or weather and having to tread through shit to get it.

I'm sorry but I took literary license in that story. For instance, I don't like breakfast burritos. I just wanted to put a funny food into my hand as I shouted for death to Democrats. See, I didn't even shout death to Democrats, that was literary license to show how I would react if I was on a short yellow bus. Actually, I apologize, I did it again. I don't know how children on a short yellow bus would react to a local Republican shit bag, I believe they would probably reply: "I gwatta pwee pee."

But again just guessing here.

Ok, I'm sorry but retarded children have nothing to do with politics. I was thinking of retarded adults who have intellectual short comings.

Maybe the correct reaction to a bitching Republican, if you agree with him, is to grab your dick through your pants and hold, cringe, and do some squat thrusts until a more intelligent person asks you if you have to go potty. Then I could take their hand as they lead me to a bathroom with no urinals. There is a chance I could try to eat the urinal puck. Fuck it get me a leash and a helmet and I'll try the Republican lifestyle for one day.

Bro, if you have to get your insulin shot from Fox News daily than you have a problem about someone else being in your dome.

I wasn't aware that FoxNews could cure diabetes...who knew?

Facts and mattering and all, but I probably watch FoxNews once a week, if that. I'm not big on talking heads reading off a teleprompter, no matter what network they get their check from.

I'm sorry but I took literary license in that story. For instance, I don't like breakfast burritos. I just wanted to put a funny food into my hand as I shouted for death to Democrats. See, I didn't even shout death to Democrats, that was literary license to show how I would react if I was on a short yellow bus. Actually, I apologize, I did it again. I don't know how children on a short yellow bus would react to a local Republican shit bag, I believe they would probably reply: "I gwatta pwee pee."

That was supposed to be humor/satire?

Ok, I'm sorry but retarded children have nothing to do with politics.

If you honestly believe that, you haven't spent enough time in this forum.

Fuck it get me a leash and a helmet and I'll try the Republican lifestyle for one day.

If you ever get to the point where you criticize everything and everyone associated with either party, and not individuals and individual actions, I hate to break it to you, but you're already sporting both.