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Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 4:21 pm
by mvscal
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 4:24 pm
by Mikey
mvscal wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 4:21 pm
Is he OK?
Last report was he was in critical condition.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 4:39 pm
by FiatLux
Found out he could only afford 2 dolls and not 30 and it would cost a bit more.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 9:43 pm
by Roach
Minus 2 for the landing.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 10:24 pm
by FiatLux
Roach wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 9:43 pm
Minus 2 for the landing.
How many points for this landing on the Utah curve?
https://kutv.com/news/local/identities- ... nyon-cliff
Maybe a sliding scale?
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 10:38 pm
by Roach
Yeah their slide (off the ice, outside the guard rail, at 2am) started 380 feet above their rock landing. Too bad there were no judges to witness the it. I'm sure it was juicey. Let's give them a six for 100% dedication.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu May 01, 2025 11:42 pm
by FiatLux
Roach wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 10:38 pm
Yeah their slide (off the ice, outside the guard rail, at 2am) started 380 feet above their rock landing. Too bad there were no judges to witness the it. I'm sure it was juicey. Let's give them a six for 100% dedication.
I laughed.
I'm going to give the cat a California 10. Even for a cat 400 ft is pretty outstanding.
https://kutv.com/news/local/cat-survive ... yon-hikers
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Fri May 02, 2025 2:19 pm
by Mikey
Nannen and Crane were last known to have lived in Florida, but the sheriff's office said they spent a significant amount of time in Arizona. It appeared they were living out of a U-Haul prior to their deaths.
Mirage is prolly going “Man, it was iffy but I’m finally free from those fukkin’ losers.”
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Fri May 02, 2025 2:25 pm
by bungle clone
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 1:21 am
by mvscal
Mikey wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 4:24 pm
mvscal wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 4:21 pm
Is he OK?
Last report was he was in critical condition.
Evidently the..uh..yeah the young fella, you know? Well he, uh, goes to this ball game, right? You see? And then he gets really,
really drunk, pours a beer over his head and, uh, topples over the railing.
And, in other news, OJ Simpson
MURDERED his ex-wife and a waiter.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 1:40 am
by HighPlainsGrifter
Raaaack Mvs!
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 2:33 am
by bungle clone
nice
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 12:28 pm
by HighHard1
https://nypost.com/2025/05/02/us-news/p ... e-dispute/
The American version of street shitters-car shitters. But hey, it was a clean poop, so it's all good.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 2:24 pm
by The Seer
Mother's Day on indefinite hold for this household.
Mom Who Killed Her Kids With Meat Cleaver Gets Life
A Tempe mother, Yui Inoue, was given two consecutive natural life sentences for murdering her 7-year-old son and 9-year-old daughter in 2021.
According to the Maricopa County Attorney’s office, hours before the children were killed, Inoue’s ex-husband called Tempe Police to report a domestic dispute. The two had recently divorced and were arguing about money ahead of Inoue’s move to Japan. He left the apartment after his ex-wife – the defendant – became aggressive and used a meat cleaver to destroy his computer and other electronics.
At some point after officers left, Inoue went into the children’s bedroom and held each child down on the floor while she delivered dozens of blows with the meat cleaver.
Inoue put her bloody clothes in a garbage bag, partially cleaned the knife, took a shower, and packed a backpack with her passport, cash and jewelry. She threw trash, boxes, a mattress and other items over her son and daughter’s bodies before locking the front door and leaving the apartment.
Inoue then went to a Tempe police station and told an officer she heard voices telling her that she killed her kids, and she saw some blood. Officers went back to the home and found the children.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 2:46 pm
by Roux
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 3:43 pm
by HighHard1
"The video sparked outrage and
memes."
If the internet has proven one thing, we don't need 'professional' comedians. We are a nation of comedians.
Here's a chance for you to do some pro bono work, Roux. I'm sure you can get the depositing waste on a highway charge 'dropped.'
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 3:44 pm
by HighHard1
The Seer wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 2:24 pm
Mother's Day on indefinite hold for this household.
Mom Who Killed Her Kids With Meat Cleaver Gets Life
A Tempe mother, Yui Inoue, was given two consecutive natural life sentences for murdering her 7-year-old son and 9-year-old daughter in 2021.
According to the Maricopa County Attorney’s office, hours before the children were killed, Inoue’s ex-husband called Tempe Police to report a domestic dispute. The two had recently divorced and were arguing about money ahead of Inoue’s move to Japan. He left the apartment after his ex-wife – the defendant – became aggressive and used a meat cleaver to destroy his computer and other electronics.
At some point after officers left, Inoue went into the children’s bedroom and held each child down on the floor while she delivered dozens of blows with the meat cleaver.
Inoue put her bloody clothes in a garbage bag, partially cleaned the knife, took a shower, and packed a backpack with her passport, cash and jewelry. She threw trash, boxes, a mattress and other items over her son and daughter’s bodies before locking the front door and leaving the apartment.
Inoue then went to a Tempe police station and told an officer she heard voices telling her that she killed her kids, and she saw some blood. Officers went back to the home and found the children.
Wouldn't.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 7:59 pm
by HighHard1
Pissing on your roommate certainly qualifies one as TDCM. Roommate claims she was sleepwalking errr...pissing.
https://nypost.com/2025/05/03/us-news/n ... ng-on-her/
Back when my son was about a third grader we woke to sound of a gushing stream in the hallway. He had got out of bed, completely asleep and was pissing on the wall at the end of the hall...woke him up to make sure he didn't try to walk down a set of stairs in that state, had no idea of how he got there or that he was even there period.
My wife and I always have suspected it was his deeper inner conciousness saying "piss on these people."
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 8:09 pm
by Mikey
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 3:43 pm
"The video sparked outrage and
memes."
If the internet has proven one thing, we don't need 'professional' comedians. We are a nation of comedians.
Here's a chance for you to do some pro bono work, Roux. I'm sure you can get the depositing waste on a highway charge 'dropped.'
It doesn't look like she actually got any on the highway, so there's prolly a good opportunity to fight that one. That shit seemed awfully yellow-ish, though. I wonder what kind of stuff she eats.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sat May 03, 2025 11:15 pm
by HighHard1
Mikey wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 8:09 pm
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 3:43 pm
"The video sparked outrage and
memes."
If the internet has proven one thing, we don't need 'professional' comedians. We are a nation of comedians.
Here's a chance for you to do some pro bono work, Roux. I'm sure you can get the depositing waste on a highway charge 'dropped.'
It doesn't look like she actually got any on the highway, so there's prolly a good opportunity to fight that one. That shit seemed awfully yellow-ish, though. I wonder what kind of stuff she eats.
I appreciate the depth of your research on that one. Whatever she eats is making her batshit crazy.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sun May 04, 2025 4:19 pm
by mvscal
Definitely don't want to get rear-ended by that maniac.
