HighHard1 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 1:40 pm
"Go ahead & look up for any observations of killer whales eating their own. I've never seen one, even when it was an already deceased member of their pod. OT, it's interesting that we haven't heard of anything like that even today as the salmon numbers have shrunk."
Cory Booker Hosts 24-Hour PSA On The Dangers Of Crystal Meth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brave move hailed by political analysts as an inspiring display of courage, New Jersey Senator Cory Booker embarked on a straddling anti-drug crusade by hosting a 24-hour live public service announcement on the dangers of crystal meth.
Taking the Senate floor, Booker gave a raw, uncensored demonstration to the American people of the dangers of methamphetamine use, as he stood at a lectern and gave a wild-eyed speech full of flailing appendages, mouth frothing, and unintelligible shouting.
Others in attendance reported that Booker had yet to blink once during his meth-fueled anti-Trump tirade, though a majority of spectators in the gallery weren't sure what he was talking about.
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2025 1:40 pm
"Go ahead & look up for any observations of killer whales eating their own. I've never seen one, even when it was an already deceased member of their pod. OT, it's interesting that we haven't heard of anything like that even today as the salmon numbers have shrunk."
Natural Motherfucking Selection at work. I've been reading 'studies' about this for a while-the ecosystem off whatever bay is changing due to the absence of Great Whites without any mention of the fact that another Apex Predator has moved onto the scene. Ecology 101---change is a guarantee.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 3:56 pm
by HighHard1
Threatening to blow kids' heads off with a pellet gun while they're NOT fishing on your property seems pretty normal.
Actually found myself in a similar situation once, and I was probably in the wrong because at the least I should have asked permission, wading a creek fishing that cut through a wealthy dude's huge landholdings back in my 20's. I could see him flying across the fields on a four wheeler and I got closer I could see he was not only packing a pistol; had a rifle slung across his back which I took to imply his serious intent. He started chewing me a new asshole, blah, blah, blah, but I remained calm/apologetic and we ended up having a good conversation and I ended up with permission to fish as long as I came to the house first-I didn't know where it was in the first place-and fished it quite a bit afterwards.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2025 12:21 am
by mvscal
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 03, 2025 3:56 pm
Threatening to blow kids' heads off with a pellet gun while they're NOT fishing on your property seems pretty normal.
This brings up a question-do we start parsing out variations of TDCM, as Roux is doing in the Drag Queen thread, i.e. is Florida Man/Woman a separate category of TDCM than your good ole' ass in the grass TDCM having sex of some sort with chihuahuas. I'm a keep it simple kind of guy, but like the modern baseball 'fan' maybe you all are in more in favor on analytics.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 2:50 pm
by HighPlainsGrifter
"Wild Cow Cemetary"
The jokes write themselves.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 3:26 pm
by Sudden Sam
The media outlet also noted Wegman is married -- but not to Brown.
I’m shocked.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 3:43 pm
by HighHard1
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sun Apr 06, 2025 3:26 pmThe media outlet also noted Wegman is married -- but not to Brown.
I’m shocked.
It's kind of shocking-you see her and think "Jesus Jump Up and Fuck a Wildman, who'd marry that," then almost instantly remember, "oh yeah, Florida man." Bitch shows up with the drugs and wants to give you a blow job...Florida man's dream woman.
Also, Mr. Brown was hospitalized after the completion of the act, at least we can hope he completed, for a pre-existing leg injury. WTF is that about?
All this story needs is a short interview from Mr. Wegman-assuming his is actually alive a/o not in jail somewhere.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2025 4:20 pm
by Sudden Sam
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 06, 2025 3:43 pm
Also, Mr. Brown was hospitalized after the completion of the act, at least we can hope he completed, for a pre-existing leg injury. WTF is that about?
If he were my age, I’d suggest the ol’ hammy cramp. Gets me every now and then after draining my body of all fluids.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2025 5:35 pm
by The Seer
Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Mon Apr 07, 2025 4:20 pm
Gets me every now and then after draining my body of all fluids.
Prosecutors said Morgun, 37, eventually sawed the rope used to hoist the flag in half, removed the LBGTQ+ rainbow flag, and re-hoisted an American and Washington State flag.
I can see why that would incense the Left. Next time he should hoist a Palestine flag. That's basically a free pass in King County.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2025 5:27 pm
by Meat Head
Does Biden qualify as a crazy mofo or just comatose corrupt zombie
"Republican leaders are calling for an investigation into what they describe as a 'massive cover-up' regarding President Biden's cognitive health during his time in office. "
What it is with people, dudes almost 100% of the time, pissing or jacking off in other people's water, etc. Kind of like drawing dicks on stuff, aka penis ninjaing up stuff, again mostly dudes. If I was ever going to draw genitalia of the species, it wouldn't be dicks, but I guess that's just me.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2025 4:01 pm
by bungle clone
...and another shipment of ammunition arrives, courtesy of High1
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 10, 2025 1:11 pmWhat it is with people, dudes almost 100% of the time, pissing or jacking off in other people's water, etc.
what is it, you ask. You couldn't come up with anything? like maybe there is instinctual behavior sorta hard wired, even if vestigial...
Primate territory marking primarily involves using scents to communicate boundaries, dominance, and reproductive status to other members of their species. This is often done by depositing scent-laden urine, feces, or glandular secretions on prominent objects or along paths within a territory. Scent marking is a crucial aspect of primate social and reproductive behavior, allowing them to convey information even when not present.
highAF wrote:Kind of like drawing dicks on stuff, aka penis ninjaing up stuff, again mostly dudes.
Probably the extent of your forays into art appreciation, right? You pay extra special attention to that kind of material, sure, for research.
hell, you and your buddy kcdave see 'em everywhere...
high1 wrote:If I was ever going to draw genitalia of the species, it wouldn't be dicks, but I guess that's just me.
yeah, the famous 20th century artist Georgia O'keefe (allegedly) was way ahead of you on that score:
but hey, such imagery produced by the likes of you amounts to a self-portrait...
now get this through your head: I let you off easy with the "old saw" flub; I looked past your stupid fiasco in the Masters thread, but cut it out with giving me ammunition you dumb mudddaaf*kker you!
I got no standing beef with you, but you've been warned!
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2025 5:45 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Great...now bungle clone is channeling I...
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2025 8:46 pm
by Roux
From just outside of Baton Rouge, the Walmart cowboys.
BAKER - Recognize these cowboys? The Baker Police Department is looking to identify the people who rode their horses through Walmart Tuesday night.
Video posted to social media showed four people on horses riding through the Walmart in Baker.
The Baker Police Department said it is working to identify the horse riders and that warrants will be issued for their arrests.
Anyone with information is asked to contact the BPD.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2025 8:52 pm
by Sudden Sam
Roux, what’s the problem? The riders are better dressed than most Walmart shoppers and the horses appear to be in better shape than anyone seen in a Walmart.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2025 8:57 pm
by Roux
That's the kind of thing that I wish I had done when I was younger
...and another shipment of ammunition arrives, courtesy of High1
HighHard1 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 10, 2025 1:11 pmWhat it is with people, dudes almost 100% of the time, pissing or jacking off in other people's water, etc.
what is it, you ask. You couldn't come up with anything? like maybe there is instinctual behavior sorta hard wired, even if vestigial...
Primate territory marking primarily involves using scents to communicate boundaries, dominance, and reproductive status to other members of their species. This is often done by depositing scent-laden urine, feces, or glandular secretions on prominent objects or along paths within a territory. Scent marking is a crucial aspect of primate social and reproductive behavior, allowing them to convey information even when not present.
highAF wrote:Kind of like drawing dicks on stuff, aka penis ninjaing up stuff, again mostly dudes.
Probably the extent of your forays into art appreciation, right? You pay extra special attention to that kind of material, sure, for research.
hell, you and your buddy kcdave see 'em everywhere...
high1 wrote:If I was ever going to draw genitalia of the species, it wouldn't be dicks, but I guess that's just me.
yeah, the famous 20th century artist Georgia O'keefe (allegedly) was way ahead of you on that score:
but hey, such imagery produced by the likes of you amounts to a self-portrait...
now get this through your head: I let you off easy with the "old saw" flub; I looked past your stupid fiasco in the Masters thread, but cut it out with giving me ammunition you dumb mudddaaf*kker you!
I got no standing beef with you, but you've been warned!
Nothing like the mention of dicks to get a War and Peace length post out of one you 'guys.' Hmmmm....
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2025 1:12 am
by bungle clone
THAT's your reply?
Oh Dinsdale would be so proud. IKYABWAI at it's most rarified.
And it's long, such a loooooong post. Even though there are plenty of pictures incorporated to aid you.
Tell you what, I'm a sporting fella, and I'll be charitable and give you a hand up by giving you some vintage EuroClone material to attempt to smack me with.
Presenting the Brit wit production:
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2025 1:15 am
by mvscal
bungle clone wrote: ↑Fri Apr 11, 2025 1:12 am
THAT's your reply?
Oh Dinsdale would be so proud. IKYABWAI at it's most rarified.
And it's long, such a loooooong post. Even though there are plenty of pictures incorporated to aid you.
Tell you what, I'm a sporting fella, and I'll be charitable and give you a hand up by giving you some vintage EuroClone material to attempt to smack me with.
Presenting the Brit wit production:
This is not about you two idiots. Keep it on the rails. Focus.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2025 1:20 am
by bungle clone
mvscal wrote: ↑Fri Apr 11, 2025 1:15 am
This is not about you two idiots. Keep it on the rails. Focus.
nuh uh. run smack or get run over.
Re: The Daily Crazy Mofo
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2025 12:29 pm
by HighHard1
Rather a mundane version of TDCM, maybe more of an example of how the random crazy Mofo just fucks with decent people's otherwise normal existence.
I thought dumbass humans on aircraft acting like jackasses was limited to just our species, but no. TDCM comes from the animal world again. Fucking penguins crashing aircraft. Bottom line-animals are tired of our shit.
