Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB
Moderator: Jesus H Christ
- Screw_Michigan
- Angry Snowflake
- Posts: 21006
- Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:37 am
- Location: 20011
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
1. Papa Scrotum
2. Sirfuckafist
3. Suckaholic
Receiving vots--Smackie Chat, 88 Brain Cells
2. Sirfuckafist
3. Suckaholic
Receiving vots--Smackie Chat, 88 Brain Cells
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21669
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Damn, 'spray, you pretty much read my mind on that thorough run down, especially the part about screwey sorta pulling up in the home stretch and the left coast dynamic duo pouring on the coal and making it a race. It really is a tough call, but in the end, it's like the heavyweight world champeeenship. You wanna take out the champ, you gotta knock him out.
So put me down.....again.... for the defending and still chump, SM.
So put me down.....again.... for the defending and still chump, SM.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21669
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Sorry, tard, no write-ins.Screw_Michigan wrote:1. Papa Scrotum
2. Sirfuckafist
3. Suckaholic
Receiving vots--Smackie Chat, 88 Brain Cells
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Says the idiot who can’t read or write.
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21669
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
It's spray's thread, dumbfukk. You wanna get someone on the ballot, ask him. Might help to mail him some twinkies also. Just don't let the election officials know.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21669
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Spray, please tell me you are gonna count the ballots at home. Stay the fukk away from FLorida. Weird shit happens to vote counting there.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21669
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Sorry, but 88's home base is in FL. So he is disqualified.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
That didn't stop Floridian Brenda Snipes from trying to steal the election for the Dems. She's the OG hanging chad arbiter.
Cock o' the walk, baby!
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Any board bitch poll that does not include Dohron or Meltspray is total bullshit.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
You obviously don't even understand the concept of a "board bitch", Melty. It's not the poster you most dislike, nor the poster who continually kicks your ass.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Only one point per your head.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Got ahead of yourself there a bit McGobbles. I was going to take issue with Buttsprays mention of you as a possibility for Board Bitch. You are a confirmed dick, but far from Board Bitch material. But go ahead and keep thinking that because you don't like me, that I am BB material. That kind of is in conflict with your take on Buttsprays nominations. Go ahead and glance up at the top left of the header of this page and see my take that so accurately describes some of the posters on here. BB's don't get that.Goober McTuber wrote:Any board bitch poll that does not include Dohron or Meltspray is total bullshit.
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
- Screw_Michigan
- Angry Snowflake
- Posts: 21006
- Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:37 am
- Location: 20011
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
That's because you're a Trump ballsack rider who hates anyone who disagrees with your orange farce of a president.Derron wrote: Go ahead and glance up at the top left of the header of this page and see my take that so accurately describes some of the posters on here. BB's don't get that.
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Hello..Kettle calling the pot here....not really sure how your take has anything at all to do with mine, but props to you for getting in the obligatory Trump blast. You are quickly gaining ground on that coveted title...feeling threatened that Tiny has a chance of a repeat ?Screw_Michigan wrote:That's because you're a Trump ballsack rider who hates anyone who disagrees with your orange farce of a president.Derron wrote: Go ahead and glance up at the top left of the header of this page and see my take that so accurately describes some of the posters on here. BB's don't get that.
And for the record.. I could not stand stand your whiney little bitch ass wayyyy before Trump even thought about running for POTUS. Which he won as you know, and will win again in 2020.
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Being the shortest person on the board real has you chafed eh midget?Derron wrote:Hello..Kettle calling the pot here....not really sure how your take has anything at all to do with mine, but props to you for getting in the obligatory Trump blast. You are quickly gaining ground on that coveted title...feeling threatened that Tiny has a chance of a repeat ?Screw_Michigan wrote:That's because you're a Trump ballsack rider who hates anyone who disagrees with your orange farce of a president.Derron wrote: Go ahead and glance up at the top left of the header of this page and see my take that so accurately describes some of the posters on here. BB's don't get that.
And for the record.. I could not stand stand your whiney little bitch ass wayyyy before Trump even thought about running for POTUS. Which he won as you know, and will win again in 2020.
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Annnnddd they are off......Queerland coming with the turnaround lame smack attempt as he struggles to hold on to the Board Bitch title that he won in a landslide last year. Screwed in the Ass, seeing victory and all the glory that comes with the Board Bitch title decides that he needs to launch a strong offensive, dipping deep into his bag of tired, lame , worn out Trump sucks smack, is pinching hard with Tiny in hot pursuit. With a solid three weeks left for the Board Bitch title to run, who can imagine what kind of epic and cutting edge smack these two tardlets can launch to win that coveted title.Kierland wrote: Being the shortest person on the board real has you chafed eh midget?
Screwed in the Ass faces a tough time, since if Tiny can repeat, that would make T1B history with a back to back Bitch title. See back and enjoy my friends as these two completely idiotic morons beat the shit out of each other for the Board Bitch title.
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Derron is bitch of the year.
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Fuck you troll.Slap wrote:Derron is bitch of the year.
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Queerlands multiple posts today just eliminated any chance Screwy had of unseating Tinys lock on Board Bitch. He has brought it like a true champion bitch today, just fucking slam dunking ridiculous post after post. The multiple ankle bites Tiny has inflicted today are proof he really wants that title again. Well played.Papa Willie wrote:Now if ^^^^this statement isn't worth a +1 for the BBOTY, I don't know what the fuck is. Screwdy & Gobbs just got fucking whooped in this thread!Weeland wrote: Being the shortest person on the board real has you chafed eh midget?
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Melty is so fat, (Audience: How fat is he?) He is so fat that poptart took one look at him and started to believe in celestial bodies.Papa Willie wrote:Screwdy's winning thus far. Something tells me we're going to see some high-powered tardage from the others to keep up!
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
I can just see you (well barely) standing on your desk chair straining to touch the keys to barf out your terrible take. Jumping up and down like a little bitch just to curse the world with another shit take. Clutch your tiny bible and your tiny gun and your tiny god you hillybilly fuck.Derron wrote:Well played.
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Keirland and BucMonkey in a PETA ad. I'll leave it up to you to decide who's who.
Cock o' the walk, baby!
- Screw_Michigan
- Angry Snowflake
- Posts: 21006
- Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:37 am
- Location: 20011
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Why are you in the middle? :?Rooster wrote:Keirland and BucMonkey in a PETA ad. I'll leave it up to you to decide who's who.
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
I don't dislike you, Derron. A board needs its tards and whatsuch. And I appreciate your kind words.Derron wrote:Got ahead of yourself there a bit McGobbles. I was going to take issue with Buttsprays mention of you as a possibility for Board Bitch. You are a confirmed dick, but far from Board Bitch material. But go ahead and keep thinking that because you don't like me, that I am BB material.Goober McTuber wrote:Any board bitch poll that does not include Dohron or Meltspray is total bullshit.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Do you have ANY original thoughts stupid lazy fuck?Rooster wrote:Keirland and BucMonkey in a PETA ad. I'll leave it up to you to decide who's who.
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Apparently my post hit a little too close to home for Keirland.
Cock o' the walk, baby!
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Not surprising at all that you would favor a rigged election.Papa Willie wrote:You hurt his little feelings! Note how the old man was so upset that he did a copycat thread. That’s BB material for sure!Rooster wrote:
Apparently my post hit a little too close to home for Keirland.
I guess this gets you a +1 in the other primary?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Nice meltdown. +1.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
Yes, but you get a point in almost every thread on the board, Melty. I can't possibly keep up. :(
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
But nothing ever reverts FAT.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
I just found a box full of ballots here in Florida.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'
I voted for Screwdy before reading the thread. He's been the BB for years now anyway.
Congrats S.
Congrats S.