Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year's BB

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Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'

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1. Papa Scrotum
2. Sirfuckafist
3. Suckaholic

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kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'

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Damn, 'spray, you pretty much read my mind on that thorough run down, especially the part about screwey sorta pulling up in the home stretch and the left coast dynamic duo pouring on the coal and making it a race. It really is a tough call, but in the end, it's like the heavyweight world champeeenship. You wanna take out the champ, you gotta knock him out.

So put me down.....again.... for the defending and still chump, SM.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:1. Papa Scrotum
2. Sirfuckafist
3. Suckaholic

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Sorry, tard, no write-ins.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Says the idiot who can’t read or write.
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It's spray's thread, dumbfukk. You wanna get someone on the ballot, ask him. Might help to mail him some twinkies also. Just don't let the election officials know.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Spray, please tell me you are gonna count the ballots at home. Stay the fukk away from FLorida. Weird shit happens to vote counting there.
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Sorry, but 88's home base is in FL. So he is disqualified.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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That didn't stop Floridian Brenda Snipes from trying to steal the election for the Dems. She's the OG hanging chad arbiter.
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Any board bitch poll that does not include Dohron or Meltspray is total bullshit.
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You obviously don't even understand the concept of a "board bitch", Melty. It's not the poster you most dislike, nor the poster who continually kicks your ass. :mrgreen:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Only one point per your head.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Any board bitch poll that does not include Dohron or Meltspray is total bullshit.
Got ahead of yourself there a bit McGobbles. I was going to take issue with Buttsprays mention of you as a possibility for Board Bitch. You are a confirmed dick, but far from Board Bitch material. But go ahead and keep thinking that because you don't like me, that I am BB material. That kind of is in conflict with your take on Buttsprays nominations. Go ahead and glance up at the top left of the header of this page and see my take that so accurately describes some of the posters on here. BB's don't get that.
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Derron wrote: Go ahead and glance up at the top left of the header of this page and see my take that so accurately describes some of the posters on here. BB's don't get that.
That's because you're a Trump ballsack rider who hates anyone who disagrees with your orange farce of a president.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Derron wrote: Go ahead and glance up at the top left of the header of this page and see my take that so accurately describes some of the posters on here. BB's don't get that.
That's because you're a Trump ballsack rider who hates anyone who disagrees with your orange farce of a president.
Hello..Kettle calling the pot here....not really sure how your take has anything at all to do with mine, but props to you for getting in the obligatory Trump blast. You are quickly gaining ground on that coveted title...feeling threatened that Tiny has a chance of a repeat ?

And for the record.. I could not stand stand your whiney little bitch ass wayyyy before Trump even thought about running for POTUS. Which he won as you know, and will win again in 2020.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
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Derron wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Derron wrote: Go ahead and glance up at the top left of the header of this page and see my take that so accurately describes some of the posters on here. BB's don't get that.
That's because you're a Trump ballsack rider who hates anyone who disagrees with your orange farce of a president.
Hello..Kettle calling the pot here....not really sure how your take has anything at all to do with mine, but props to you for getting in the obligatory Trump blast. You are quickly gaining ground on that coveted title...feeling threatened that Tiny has a chance of a repeat ?

And for the record.. I could not stand stand your whiney little bitch ass wayyyy before Trump even thought about running for POTUS. Which he won as you know, and will win again in 2020.
Being the shortest person on the board real has you chafed eh midget?
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For the inbred... :lol:
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Kierland wrote: Being the shortest person on the board real has you chafed eh midget?
Annnnddd they are off......Queerland coming with the turnaround lame smack attempt as he struggles to hold on to the Board Bitch title that he won in a landslide last year. Screwed in the Ass, seeing victory and all the glory that comes with the Board Bitch title decides that he needs to launch a strong offensive, dipping deep into his bag of tired, lame , worn out Trump sucks smack, is pinching hard with Tiny in hot pursuit. With a solid three weeks left for the Board Bitch title to run, who can imagine what kind of epic and cutting edge smack these two tardlets can launch to win that coveted title.

Screwed in the Ass faces a tough time, since if Tiny can repeat, that would make T1B history with a back to back Bitch title. See back and enjoy my friends as these two completely idiotic morons beat the shit out of each other for the Board Bitch title.
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Re: Well - it's December, and it's time to decide this year'

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Derron is bitch of the year.
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Slap wrote:Derron is bitch of the year.
Fuck you troll.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Weeland wrote: Being the shortest person on the board real has you chafed eh midget?
Now if ^^^^this statement isn't worth a +1 for the BBOTY, I don't know what the fuck is. Screwdy & Gobbs just got fucking whooped in this thread!
Queerlands multiple posts today just eliminated any chance Screwy had of unseating Tinys lock on Board Bitch. He has brought it like a true champion bitch today, just fucking slam dunking ridiculous post after post. The multiple ankle bites Tiny has inflicted today are proof he really wants that title again. Well played.
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Papa Willie wrote:Screwdy's winning thus far. Something tells me we're going to see some high-powered tardage from the others to keep up!
Melty is so fat, (Audience: How fat is he?) He is so fat that poptart took one look at him and started to believe in celestial bodies.
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Derron wrote:Well played.
I can just see you (well barely) standing on your desk chair straining to touch the keys to barf out your terrible take. Jumping up and down like a little bitch just to curse the world with another shit take. Clutch your tiny bible and your tiny gun and your tiny god you hillybilly fuck.
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Keirland and BucMonkey in a PETA ad. I'll leave it up to you to decide who's who.

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Rooster wrote:Keirland and BucMonkey in a PETA ad. I'll leave it up to you to decide who's who.

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Why are you in the middle? :?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Derron wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Any board bitch poll that does not include Dohron or Meltspray is total bullshit.
Got ahead of yourself there a bit McGobbles. I was going to take issue with Buttsprays mention of you as a possibility for Board Bitch. You are a confirmed dick, but far from Board Bitch material. But go ahead and keep thinking that because you don't like me, that I am BB material.
I don't dislike you, Derron. A board needs its tards and whatsuch. And I appreciate your kind words.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Rooster wrote:Keirland and BucMonkey in a PETA ad. I'll leave it up to you to decide who's who.
Do you have ANY original thoughts stupid lazy fuck?
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:lol:
Apparently my post hit a little too close to home for Keirland.
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Papa Willie wrote:
Rooster wrote::lol:
Apparently my post hit a little too close to home for Keirland.
You hurt his little feelings! Note how the old man was so upset that he did a copycat thread. That’s BB material for sure!
Not surprising at all that you would favor a rigged election.

I guess this gets you a +1 in the other primary? :lol: :lol:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Nice meltdown. +1.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Yes, but you get a point in almost every thread on the board, Melty. I can't possibly keep up. :( :mrgreen:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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But nothing ever reverts FAT.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I just found a box full of ballots here in Florida.
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I voted for Screwdy before reading the thread. He's been the BB for years now anyway.


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