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That's not funny at all. I need to pick someone up at 4PM right in the heart of Portland.

Whose snowflakes dominated the news after the election?


Ours did (impressive for a city of its size).

I'll be seeing this same scene play out 1000 times on a10 mile drive that would have taken an hour in Friday traffic without the doucheflakes. Portland has a new mayor who has vowed that the anti-democracy protesters won't be allowed to block the freeways or commuter train tracks, that sounds like a hollow promise -- the Portland popo are grossly understaffed, and they're expecting tens of thousands of people marching in the streets*...

So, in short -- I'm hosed. Too bad all the ice is gone, that would have made it funny.


* -- "Protest marches" are how the young libs hook up for rando sex these days, I believe.
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Not that funny.

What's sad is that so many people seem to get a real kick out of watching pathetic losers make fools of themselves. Makes them somehow feel superior, I guess.
What does that say about you? Personally I've got more interesting things to do - like watching the rain outside my window.
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If the guy was smashing is face into a bloody pulp against a wall or something, that would be funny. This is just boring.
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You're kidding, right? I haven't had that much hair since about 1978.

You might see me doing something similar if I lost my corkscrew.

On a happier note, at least the stock market is moving back in a positive direction.
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Papa Willie wrote::lol:

Might be a good day to stay @ home & drink today, Dins...
Not an option. A 20 mile or so round trip will probably turn into 3 hours of misery... the beer will flow like wine afterwards.
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Dinsdale wrote:That's not funny at all. I need to pick someone up at 4PM right in the heart of Portland.

Whose snowflakes dominated the news after the election?


Ours did (impressive for a city of its size).

I'll be seeing this same scene play out 1000 times on a10 mile drive that would have taken an hour in Friday traffic without the doucheflakes. Portland has a new mayor who has vowed that the anti-democracy protesters won't be allowed to block the freeways or commuter train tracks, that sounds like a hollow promise -- the Portland popo are grossly understaffed, and they're expecting tens of thousands of people marching in the streets*...

So, in short -- I'm hosed. Too bad all the ice is gone, that would have made it funny.


* -- "Protest marches" are how the young libs hook up for rando sex these days, I believe.
I went to some protest marches back in the eighties. I went with one because it was against the Klan and fuck them. It didn't hurt that I was going with people I knew and there would be a sea of substances to ingest. This march was in Philadelphia.

When we got there it was a sea of fucking anarcho socialists, Marxist-Leninists, Maoists, and flag burners. Some people who obviously didn't know how to listen to directions got arrested. On the Klan side, they were represented by very confused skinheads from Baltimore who said they were down there just to support their Klan brothers. On the rooftops you could see men in suits taking pictures of the crowds below.

It was the total freak scene so we went back to where the buses were and found bar in the neighborhood and drank as much as we could in the 45 minutes we had before the buses got the fuck out of town.

On the way back, some douchenozzle tried to tell some girls that they shouldn't drink Bacardi, because it was involved in oppression of Puerto Rican people. That should have sent me over the top but it didn't. I had a six pack of Black Label tall necks and I paid no mind while the girls tried to explain that didn't mean to hurt people in Puerto Rico.

I went back a year later with some friends because this time it was in The District and I'd never been to The District. The exact same fucking people were at this demonstration too. Same scene, same losers. That's when I swore off going to those events.
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I went to a huge anti-Vietnam War rally in Golden Gate Park. Mostly because these two girls were going.

Same reason I joined Young Life for a while.
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Poor little snowflakes, always throwing fits.

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Moving Sale wrote:Poor little snowflakes, always throwing fits.

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They're about the same -- laws be damned, we want our way or else we'll make your life miserable!


The new mayor did a better job than the last idiot, for sure. Told the cops that no one was to block the trains, no one was to cross the river to the East Side, and as soon as there was any vandalism or violence, all bets were off. Pretty much told them to stick to Pioneer Square, and let everyone else get on with their life and business.

Buncha little snowflakes took teargas rounds right to the fucking face. I guess some of these entitled little shits need an occasional reminder that they're not quite as tough as they think they are.
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American anarchists seem a bit wimpish from what I've seen. Canadian and English ones are harder and more feisty. They expect to get nicked and just carry on till they do.
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Having said that CBC just showed Richard Spencer get punched in the face. Clearly an English touring anarchist.
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Update:

Pure awesomeness.

There's a "women's march" in rainy downtown Portland today, and the turnout is quite impressive -- somewhere in the 30-40,000 range. And since they were coming from all over, and parking downtown absolutely sucks on a good day, all were encouraged, and did use public transit (buses, light rail).

And the next part of their plan... and you just can't make this stuff up...

their activities downtown have shut down the... public transit.

We're looking at a real bunch of einsteins here.

Snowflake logic.
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These women are very very angry. No compassion?
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They're not angry. They just don't have shit to do. Professional agitators do not help.
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Ashley Judd and Madonna sure sounded angry. But they are actors.
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So's this woman. According to the poster with initials JN, there's a longer video showing her looking atound to make sure a camera is on her before she goes into meltdown.

I just don't get why she put up the devil horns towards the inn. Devil horns aren't a sign of hatred, they're what you put up when all is right with the world. That's what blew it for me. Fucking 'right on!' devil horns.

She's too old and TOO PRIVILEGED to make that big a scene over Trump.
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did anyone catch Ashley Judd!s rant?

She is off the charts bat-shit crazy. It was awesome.
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Btw, I find "protesters blocking train tracks" pretty much at the top of the easily solved mayoral problems list. Tell the train operator there's a little something extra in their checks for each score. Send the family of the train chock a bill for the cleanup. Same goes for roadblock protestor asshole. I would take the PD's oldest cruisers, weld up some cow protestor catchers and have them standby on the ready. In the name of fiscal responsibility, I would tell the officers that protestor sweeping duty would be on a voluntary basis. Can't be paying these dudes OT for something they'd do for fun.
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Way to advocate murder twatface.
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It has nothing to do with murder, you painfully stupid fukk. It is about showing to assholes that they do not have the right to fukk with others. If you do something that impedes my ability to go about my day, you are a fukking POS. It wouldn't come to murder, as these fukking shitstains would figure it out quickly and get the fukk out of the way. And if they don't, fukk them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNXMOxBbt6g

Absolutely fukking unhinged.
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smackaholic wrote:
Absolutely fukking unhinged.



Nothing a rather vigorous penising of her shithole couldn't fix.

If it benefits the country as a whole, I could probably lend my well-qualified services for the cause.
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Dinsdale wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Absolutely fukking unhinged.



Nothing a rather vigorous penising of her shithole couldn't fix.

If it benefits the country as a whole, I could probably lend my well-qualified services for the cause.
Dins, you're a great American.
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smackaholic wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Absolutely fukking unhinged.



Nothing a rather vigorous penising of her shithole couldn't fix.

If it benefits the country as a whole, I could probably lend my well-qualified services for the cause.
Dins, you're a great American.
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Yes.

Chat, bitches.
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smackaholic wrote:It has nothing to do with murder, you painfully stupid fukk. It is about showing to assholes that they do not have the right to fukk with others. If you do something that impedes my ability to go about my day, you are a fukking POS. It wouldn't come to murder, as these fukking shitstains would figure it out quickly and get the fukk out of the way. And if they don't, fukk them.
I love it when you say you are not doing the very thing you then do. It's like you're braindead.
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trev wrote:Yes.
I'll bet you say that to all the boys.
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Moving Sale wrote:
smackaholic wrote:It has nothing to do with murder, you painfully stupid fukk. It is about showing to assholes that they do not have the right to fukk with others. If you do something that impedes my ability to go about my day, you are a fukking POS. It wouldn't come to murder, as these fukking shitstains would figure it out quickly and get the fukk out of the way. And if they don't, fukk them.
I love it when you say you are not doing the very thing you then do. It's like you're braindead.
Like?
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Papa Willie wrote:Perhaps I just didn't pay attention, but where did Trump ever say he was going to shit all over women and essentially make slaves of them?
In the dreams of the liberal media of course.
Same way he became a racist bastard.
And of course his Nazi party credentials were acquired there as well.
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nice avatar. so.. you're a bit nuts?
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Papa Willie wrote: Anybody remember how just a few months ago, Michael Moore was essentially sucking Trump's cock?
No, no one does, because the dickweed was always adamantly anti-Trump. He did however predict a Trump victory, even in Michigan, many months before the election.

A prediction doesn't equal support.
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This is more funny.

I like to imagine that's me and the people in the crowd are "Pedo Seattle, screwy, Goobtard, the mods, kuntmonkey, and other assorted liberal douchebags"




Guy in Make America Great Again Trump hat has a certain Joe Pesci look about him.
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Cornhusker wrote: Same way he became a racist bastard.
He got there in his own fuckmeat. He has nobody to blame but himself.
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Moving Sale wrote:
Cornhusker wrote: Same way he became a racist bastard.
He got there in his own fuckmeat. He has nobody to blame but himself.

People aren't born racist, they become racist from life experiences.

Go live in Compton or Watts for a week and then check back with us in February.
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Ah yes it's black peoples' fault he is racist scum. Any other pieces of shit you want to make excuses for. Personal responsibility indeed.
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You haven't lived in those places, and neither have the loudest racists here. There are no real experiences around here to justify the obsession with black people.

Moving Sale has a point. Funny how Moving Sale and JSC work in direct contact (since all the cop posters are gone) and they have the least racist public views. Why?

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Papa Willie wrote:I love how the left has now transcended "you're a racist" to anybody who doesn't agree with them on ANY topic.

In short - it doesn't carry any fucking weight anymore. Find something new to latch onto.
Transcended? I think you may have been looking for transposed? Maybe there's some as of yet unknown word that you were considering?
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So cucks stop being cucks if you call them cucks too often?
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BSmack wrote: Transcended? I think you may have been looking for transposed? Maybe there's some as of yet unknown word that you were considering?
No, it's perfect for this election cycle, where words had new meanings.

A person who married multiple foreigners is a "xenophobe."

"Mexican" isn't a nationality, and Muslim isn't a religious affiliation -- they're "races."

Words now mean whatever you want them too.
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