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Okay, it's time for the FIRST Ever "Queen of T1B". Submit a picture of the Female that you think should be our Queen and then we will narrow down the the HOTTEST group of contestants and Vote on the winner. Hopefully this will be a HUGE success and we can hold elections every year!!!

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Sarah Palin

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Maria Sharapova

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Trump Girl #1

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An old GF from California


SUBMIT ENTRIES NOW!

And remember............

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The Big Pickle wrote:Image

An old GF from California
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Queen of T1B:

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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Queen of T1B:

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Yeah, I was afraid this would happen. I said "FEMALES"

And now I am forced into this situation that I wanted to avoid. Everyone that has been on the boards since the beginning remembers Blondie, Sexy Lexie, Rebel Girl, Monen etc..etc..etc... Which leads me to my point that I didn't want to include Monen because she would win in a landslide. Sadly, I concede unless you can provide otherwise.

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It doesn't have to be a poster from here, it can be any FEMALE!

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:Image

An old GF from California
:lol: :lol: :lol:

What's so funny?

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Here is picture of us shooting just off the freeway in the SGV...moments before I gave her the BIG PICKLE!
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The Big Pickle wrote:Image

Here is picture of us shooting just off the freeway in the SGV...moments before I gave her the BIG PICKLE!
Probably at gunpoint.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Probably at gunpoint.
Just post a picture and shut your whiskey piehole!
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The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Probably at gunpoint.
Just post a picture and shut your whiskey piehole!
Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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This is how you win over a girl on valentines day. Fragle Rock Fragle Pickle!
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Goober McTuber wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Probably at gunpoint.
Just post a picture and shut your whiskey piehole!
Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

Where is that? In Wisconsin???
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The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?
Where is that? In Wisconsin???
You claim to be from Madison. The Concourse Hotel dates back to the 1970's at least. Moron.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

I mean...yes. Wherever it is...come and see me tonight! :)
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The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

I mean...yes. Wherever it is...come and see me tonight! :)
So what hotel bar do you work at?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Probably at gunpoint.
Just post a picture and shut your whiskey piehole!
Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?
If the concierge service offers a complimentary glory hole, I'd say yes.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
So what hotel bar do you work at?
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This one...this is my current girlfriend. Find her and you find me. :)
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The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
So what hotel bar do you work at?
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This one...this is my current girlfriend. Find her and you find me. :)
If I was going to look for her, I'd probably start at pornhub.com.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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The Big Pickle wrote:...moments before I gave her the BIG PICKLE!
Is that the name you use for your strap-on?
Did you help her put it on, or was she able to manage the velcro tabs herself?
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The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Queen of T1B:

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Yeah, I was afraid this would happen. I said "FEMALES"
This is Pikkkle's true queen is:

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The Big Pickle wrote:Image

This one...this is my current girlfriend.
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No, no, no it isn't.
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Pickle, your girlfriend is cute. Is she a bar server also? Does she have a trust fund?
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Pitchskkkel--the top photo isn't Sarah Pailin, you moron.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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trev wrote:Pickle, your girlfriend is cute. Is she a bar server also? Does she have a trust fund?
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Thank you Trev for taking the time out of your busy schedule to actually be nice and ask a legitimate question.

My current girlfriend is from Russia and they have a different education system over there. For example, my current GF, as shown, has a masters degree in chemical engineering. That being said, the UW-Madison would NOT take any credits from her Russian schooling. In defense, I asked her about NACL and she didn't know what I was talking about.
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A girl that cares about poor people is dating pikkle? Highly unlikely.

http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/b ... ers-6.html
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Pikkkle, we should totally go out on a double date some time!

Sin,

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Moving Sale wrote:A girl that cares about poor people is dating pikkle? Highly unlikely.

http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/b ... ers-6.html
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Moving Sale wrote:A girl that cares about poor people is dating pikkle? Highly unlikely.
FTFY.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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trev wrote:Pickle, your girlfriend is cute.
Oh, trev. Dearest trev. Your naivety is as maddening as it is alluring. What am I going to do with you?
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Carson wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:A girl that cares about poor people is dating pikkle? Highly unlikely.

http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/b ... ers-6.html
+1 for MS.
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Oh dear.

This thread just became an instant classic.

But I do think Stanley Te'o's "girlfriend" should be the Official Queen of T1B.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Oh, trev. Dearest trev. Your naivety is as maddening as it is alluring. What am I going to do with you?
Explains her voting record.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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Surprised he didn't just use a photo of Wendy_Lou_Who.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.
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trev wrote:I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.
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trev wrote:I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.

When I said "girlfriend" I meant "she is a girl and she was my friend".
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The Big Pickle wrote:
trev wrote:I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.

When I said "girlfriend" I meant "she is a girl and she was my friend".
The Big Pickle wrote:This one...this is my current girlfriend. Find her and you find me. :)
Sure you did....
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trev wrote:I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.
http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/b ... rs-21.html

PROOF - SHE LOVES ME! She Really Loves Me!!!!
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The Big Pickle wrote:
PROOF
...that you are trolling as a chick on reality TV message boards? What a fucking queer. :lol:
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R-Jack wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:
PROOF
...that you are trolling as a chick on reality TV message boards? What a fucking queer. :lol:
BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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