Who to have a drink with? I will accept the verdict.

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Who would you rather have a beer with?

Goobs McTard
3
30%
Pickle and Russian Hottie
7
70%
 
Total votes: 10

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Me and my Moscow Russian Friend that Loves America!

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Goober Mctard...He'll bore you with talk about Clinton, Corruption, and man juice on his face.

Vote Now!
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The kid in Smackaholic's avatar has you both beat by a mile.
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Mikey wrote:The kid in Smackaholic's avatar has you both beat by a mile.
Why do you hate women? Faggot!
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Pickle, are you a bar server?
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trev wrote:Pickle, are you a bar server?

I have a trust fund and only need to work part time.

Why do you hate bar servers?
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You can't even be a jizzmopper.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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The Big Pickle wrote:
trev wrote:Pickle, are you a bar server?

I have a trust fund and only need to work part time.

Why do you hate bar servers?
Settle down.
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The Big Pickle wrote:
trev wrote:Pickle, are you a bar server?

I have a trust fund and only need to work part time.

Why do you hate bar servers?
I assume you work at Plan B.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:
trev wrote:Pickle, are you a bar server?

I have a trust fund and only need to work part time.

Why do you hate bar servers?
I assume you work at Plan B.
No...I'm not gay. Why do you hate FAGS?
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I'll have the "Tour of Italy" and a tall Peroni. Chop chop.
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The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I assume you work at Plan B.
No...I'm not gay. Why do you hate FAGS?
I don't hate anyone. Not even a hard-score cock-snorkeler like you.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I'm surprised that Canadian fukkkker didn't create multiple trolls and vote multiple times.

Oh wait, the Canadian faggot did vote multiple times.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:You can't even be a jizzmopper.
As if he has ever spilled a single drop.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'll have the "Tour of Italy"...
Be careful what you ask for. In Pickle's social circle, the "Tour Of Italy" includes ping-pong paddles, fuzzy handcuffs and fistfuls of muscle relaxants... Image
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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mvscal wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:You can't even be a jizzmopper.
As if he has ever spilled a single drop.
touché
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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The Big Pickle wrote:Image
So Stanley, what kind of wannabe bar do you work at? Looks like a small collection of bottles stacked on the back counter, right next to the dishwasher trays. Are you working in a frat house? The uniforms suggest a shitty hotel bar.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Dang, y'all some old geezers.
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Pitchkkkle, do your fellow co-workers know you're a devout racist and massive Trump slurper? I assume you keep that shit on the down low. Also, I'm guessing your obsessive hatred towards balcks is due in part to getting stiffed one too many times on the bar tab.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Pitchkkkle, do your fellow co-workers know you're a devout racist and massive Trump slurper? I assume you keep that shit on the down low. Also, I'm guessing your obsessive hatred towards balcks is due in part to getting stiffed one too many times on the bar tab.
Oh my God...you are so naïve. Russians hate nogs and mooslims more than me. Everytime I work with them they make monkey sounds and banana references whenever a black walks by. I have to constantly tell them "We can't say that in America!" Around Russians, I have to moderate them from extreme racism. I guess that's why I love the Russians so much!
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You lame fucking faggot.
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Why do you hate people with jobs?


All jobs have dignity!
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How many dignified blow jobs did you give to gangbangers today?
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The the same way M2 does.

He is the right wing cyber speed bag of T1B.
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Can we get a rewording of the poll question? I just can't bring myself to describe either of these 2 as any level of cool.

I have a write in answer.

Goobs is slightly less of a douche than Stan the Glan(s).
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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smackaholic wrote:The the same way M2 does.

He is the right wing cyber speed bag of T1B.
2oolio was somewhat funny and knew how to push the right buttons. Pitschkkkle is repetitive, tedious and horribly unfunny.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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smackaholic wrote:Can we get a rewording of the poll question? I just can't bring myself to describe either of these 2 as any level of cool.

I have a write in answer.
As you wish, my Connecticut Yankee!

btw, thanks for voting for me and the Moscow Megahottie!
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I like how Pickkkle swapped the positions of the choices to place himself in the lead.

OTST.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:I like how Pickkkle swapped the positions of the choices to place himself in the lead.

OTST.

Sore Loser!
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The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I like how Pickkkle swapped the positions of the choices to place himself in the lead.

OTST.

Sore Loser!
Cum-spattered retard.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:I like how Pickkkle swapped the positions of the choices to place himself in the lead.

OTST.
And you care because...
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Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I like how Pickkkle swapped the positions of the choices to place himself in the lead.

OTST.
And you care because...
I'm a law and order type of guy.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
I'm a law and order type of guy.
Votes don't lie! I'm winning 6-2 right now.

Elections matter!
Votes Count!
Don't disenfranchise T1B voters!

Pickle and Russian Hottie Soar to the lead! Pickle Wins!
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Correction: The way 2oolio regularly made you guys melt with incredible ease was funny. Plus his feCal trolling was funny.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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The Big Pickle wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
I'm a law and order type of guy.
Votes don't lie! I'm winning 6-2 right now.

Elections matter!
Votes Count!
Don't disenfranchise T1B voters!
So a preponderance of T1B posters would prefer to drink with a known internet cum-gargler named Pickle rather than the fiercely virile heterosexual known as Goober. Can't say I'm surprised.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
So a preponderance of T1B posters would prefer to drink with a known internet cum-gargler named Pickle rather than the fiercely virile heterosexual known as Goober. Can't say I'm surprised.
It's funny, I just received an email from Innocent Bystander ( Annie from New Mexico ) and she wondered why people accuse me of being gay when they ALL know it's not true. Yeah, me and Annie are friends. Deal with that, mustache motherfukkker!
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The Big Pickle wrote:It's funny, I just received an email from Innocent Bystander ( Annie from New Mexico )
Sure you did, Stanley. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:It's funny, I just received an email from Innocent Bystander ( Annie from New Mexico )
Sure you did, Stanley. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh boy....she's gonna hate me for this.....from a couple days ago.



Hi, Stanley. I'm permanently banned. It's an election year, it would be weird not to lurk. The two sites are beginning to resemble WW1 veteran parties, though; pretty soon they'll both be as empty as Hostboard.

I still don't understand why you are hated, but Mvscal and HighPlainsGrifter and John Harrison can say the exact same things -- or worse -- and get fellated.

Maybe you should stick to non-racial posts. Show them the other side of you that used to peek out with the accountant stories... or was that another version of you?

I wrote you to tell you the double standard bothers me. Doesn't it bother you? Or does it make you stronger?
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Papa Willie wrote: Never. The fact that Pickle makes you melt with ease is pretty funny.
:/
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Google Analytics indicates that all the votes for Pikkkle come from a Madison, Wisconsin IP address.

THIS ELECTION IS RIGGED!
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