How many of you have a "man cave?"
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How many of you have a "man cave?"
See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want. I'd never be so emasculated like the rest of you pussies, being confined to just one room in my home. But then again, that's just how some of you pussies like living: your old ladies leading you around by your nutsacks.
I guess the real question is: at what point did you decide to give up on your independence?
I guess the real question is: at what point did you decide to give up on your independence?
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By 'entire home' you mean your one bedroom apartment and by 'designed' you mean strewn with empty pizza boxes and wadded cum rags, correct?Screw_Michigan wrote:See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want.
RACK you! You are certainly living the life...
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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When I was forced to watch a Tom Hanks movie on Thanksgiving.Screw_Michigan wrote: I guess the real question is: at what point did you decide to give up on your independence?
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Honestly, I am continually amazed at the kaleidoscopic variety of methods which screwy uses to kick his own ass. Truly remarkable. You can't coach that.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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When I moved to THE District.
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I have a "den" which I guess is in reality the 3rd bedroom of our house. When any extra people like Grandchildren visit, my couch can open up into a double bed. The only real accessory I'm lacking is a small fridge for the beer. I accede to MrsO as she says she'd never see me if I didn't have to make trips to the kitchen for it. I have a small closet for my clothes. MrsO takes up the whole walk in in our master bedroom. I get to hang up a bath robe and such there too.
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Computer armoire, small dresser with my old school CRT TV. My old CRT monitor has since been replaced by a 24" flat screen. The Cornell insect display box the reads "THANKS BIG JIM" is spelled out in Asian Long Horn Beetles and was given to me by the grad student who worked with me at Cornell raising those things. Yes there are 2 bowling trophies for when our team somehow won our league titles. I think that's my Joe Mauer bobblehead that I won at a Twin's spring game here.
Bookcases take up most of the south wall of the den. That's my Uncle hugh's funeral flag. He was buried with full honors at Fort Sam Houston cemetery in San Antonio.
The view out my den window that faces west to my next door beighbor. This is an old shot and some of you may recognize the infamous "dumpater" that I tagged as it was placed on my property.
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Computer armoire, small dresser with my old school CRT TV. My old CRT monitor has since been replaced by a 24" flat screen. The Cornell insect display box the reads "THANKS BIG JIM" is spelled out in Asian Long Horn Beetles and was given to me by the grad student who worked with me at Cornell raising those things. Yes there are 2 bowling trophies for when our team somehow won our league titles. I think that's my Joe Mauer bobblehead that I won at a Twin's spring game here.
Bookcases take up most of the south wall of the den. That's my Uncle hugh's funeral flag. He was buried with full honors at Fort Sam Houston cemetery in San Antonio.
The view out my den window that faces west to my next door beighbor. This is an old shot and some of you may recognize the infamous "dumpater" that I tagged as it was placed on my property.
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Wolfie, why do you have a dildo...in a glass case...on your shelf?
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How freaky does Mrs. O get?
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How freaky does Mrs. O get?
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Can you get Audiogalaxy on that speed demon?Wolfman wrote:
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Marty--get your mind, what's left of it, out of the gutter. That's actually a rectangular piece of art work that has the Madonna (not the trashy pop star, but the Mother of Christ) and Child etched into it. It was my mother's and I took possession after she died in 1981 from cancer. I think it is from France and may have been brought over by my maternal grandfather who was a combat surgeon in WW1. No, I'm not taking it to Antiques Road Show.
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Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"
Rack the dumpater reset.
While we're plungering JIzz Mopagain, where's that PET of Moscow he promised months ago?
Or did he go all LES PAUL 2 on us???
While we're plungering JIzz Mopagain, where's that PET of Moscow he promised months ago?
Or did he go all LES PAUL 2 on us???
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Wolfie's "man cave" looks like my bedroom circa 1995. Minus the glass encased dildo.
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I got a place to do my own laundry without digging for change and a place to watch TV when I don't want to watch a Tom Hanks flick and both are near the beer fridge. Does that count?
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Kept it on the bedside table for quicker access?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wolfie's "man cave" looks like my bedroom circa 1995. Minus the glass encased dildo.
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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It's real nice. Rack you.Screw_Michigan wrote:See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want.
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Hey, fuck you you uppity drunk cunt. My whole home is my man cave....and not just because it is a rented out basement. It's for a MAN! And that's me. From the laundromat to hanging with my girlfriends family, I get treated like a eunuch in every social situation, but when you losers have to check your grapes at the door, I get to be the mofuckin MAN when I set foot in my home, lock all the deadbolts and chains on my front door and check to see if a crackhead broke my window to steal my toaster oven again. RACK me bitch. You faggots may be kings of one room, but my dope pad has a door on the bathroom so I get to be king of TWO rooms. Bode chumps.trev wrote:It's real nice. Rack you.Screw_Michigan wrote:See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want.
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Rack Jack!!!
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R-Jack knows how to keep his woman in her place.
All he has to do is say two words & she instantly shuts up.
"La Migra!"
All he has to do is say two words & she instantly shuts up.
"La Migra!"
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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Well Diego, pacifiers and hush money doesn't work for everyoneDiego in Seattle wrote:she instantly shuts up."
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I'll take your word for it since you're the one with experience in those type of matters.R-Jack wrote:Well Diego, pacifiers and hush money doesn't work for everyoneDiego in Seattle wrote:she instantly shuts up."
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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Epic blast there, Diego in KC.Diego in Seattle wrote:I'll take your word for it since you're the one with experience in those type of matters.R-Jack wrote:Well Diego, pacifiers and hush money doesn't work for everyoneDiego in Seattle wrote:she instantly shuts up."
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When do we get a pic of the nearly world famous T1B Radio broadcasting studio, Smackie?
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smackaholic wrote:When do we get a pic of the nearly world famous T1B Radio broadcasting studio, Smackie?
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Does LTS know you turned his guitar into a lamp?
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Nice.Smackie Chan wrote:smackaholic wrote:When do we get a pic of the nearly world famous T1B Radio broadcasting studio, Smackie?
Now get that fukkin' banner working!
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Too bad that's only one room.........YOU PUSSY!Smackie Chan wrote:smackaholic wrote:When do we get a pic of the nearly world famous T1B Radio broadcasting studio, Smackie?
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And in the next room over, he prolly has a few major appliances that do not have coin slots.
Bode, Casa Smackie, even if he does have to turn over the reigns of power in the rest of the rooms to some chick.
Bode, Casa Smackie, even if he does have to turn over the reigns of power in the rest of the rooms to some chick.
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Props to Screwy I guess. He gets to go grab paint samples and fabrics and decide what colors to put where and blah blah blah. He can go to the furniture stores or cruise the curbs for old sofas etc. I would rather this crap happen without my input while I watch football.
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Re: How many of you have a "man cave?"
Screw_Michigan wrote:See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want. I'd never be so emasculated like the rest of you pussies, being confined to just one room in my home. But then again, that's just how some of you pussies like living: your old ladies leading you around by your nutsacks.
I guess the real question is: at what point did you decide to give up on your independence?
Screwy.... Your entire place is one room! Guess you emasculated yourself!
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Me and the OL in my man cave, a few years ago.
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"See, I don't have a "man cave" because my entire home is designed the way I want." = Thrice divorced, four mortgages, five separate child support payments
RACK you, I guess.
RACK you, I guess.
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