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Haven't read the book. Probably won't see the movie. But rack it for bringing kinky sex to the curious attention of women everywhere.

This is going to pay off for all of us, my friends. :grin:

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Interesting story, but they got the genders mixed up.

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Diego in Seattle wrote:Interesting story, but they got the genders mixed up.

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Did that make sense to you when you typed it out?
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What kind of sissy gets dragged to see 50 Shades of Gray? Shit, T-hanks Giving and all, but for fuck's sake, man. Have some dignity.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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My GF will fuck me regardless, so I'm taking kids to see new spongebob movie.
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mvscal wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:Interesting story, but they got the genders mixed up.

Sincerely,
mvsidiot
Did that make sense to you when you typed it out?
Yes it did. Perhaps it will make more sense the next time your wife puts you in the rack.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:What kind of sissy gets dragged to see 50 Shades of Gray? Shit, T-hanks Giving and all, but for fuck's sake, man. Have some dignity.
No shit. It's like you two have Nothing in Common.
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R-Jack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:What kind of sissy gets dragged to see 50 Shades of Gray? Shit, T-hanks Giving and all, but for fuck's sake, man. Have some dignity.
No shit. It's like you two have Nothing in Common.

Please...don't treat Screwey like a Cast Away... :(
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WGAF? It's not like we're a Band of Brothers or something.
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I'm not going to say anything to anyone about getting dragged to the theater by their woman to watch their favorite book, since I spent Valentines watching Gone Girl with my gf.

Still can't figure out why she was taking notes during :?
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KC Scott wrote:Wife and I watched Gone Girl last weekend - I wouldn't call it a chick flick at all (sup' Screwey in Seattle
A guy isn't watching that flick without his own volition. It's in a grey area (1 shade) of chick flick in my mind.

My GF selling point to me was that there was nothing on, I came home too late to watch the 3 pt contest and Tyler Perry wasn't in drag. It was alright but the ending sucked balls.
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KC Scott wrote:Wife and I watched Gone Girl last weekend - I wouldn't call it a chick flick at all (sup' Screwey in Seattle?)

Actually thought it was a pretty good flick except for the ending in which I hoped he'd bash her skull in
I haven't seen it.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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schmick wrote:Went and saw it Thursday Night.
* There were 5 males in the whole theater. probably 70-80 women
* There were some girls who were trying to buy tickets but as one didnt have her ID they would not let her in to the theater as the other two were under 21. The lady I went with bought their tickets for them
* The group of ladies behind me kept saying, "thats not like the book" after every scene
* Every woman in the theater let out a moan when the movie ended like they didnt want to see it end that way
* My date said that I should have enjoyed it more than she did since I hadnt read the book so I wouldnt have been let down
* All the ladies I have heard or read comments from have said that it wasnt as explicit as the book but that the movie would likely need an nc17 or x rating to be as explicit as the book
You of all people.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Went to see 50 shades of grey today with coworkers. It was a group of 7. The movie started out a little slow and 2/3's of the way into it were some " action" started to take place one of the coworkers had fallen asleep and began snoring loudly. Loudly enough that the people in the row I front of us and behind us all the way down could hear it and the theatre came alive with laughter at one of the most intense scenes, many of us had trouble containing our laughter. I guess things at her house are a little more exciting than the movie
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CREEEEEPER FUCKS IN ONE SHADE.....GREEEEEEN!!!! CREEEEEEEPPPPEEEERRR!!!!!!
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OTST
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