Twas the Night Before Christmas

[pron]

The Girls:
http://instagram.com/jennachapple
http://instagram.com/taniafun
http://instagram.com/lenachubz
http://instagram.com/heyitscodee
http://instagram.com/halszkakuza

[mamamustanger]

Hmmmmm. Dear Santa,


I am an avid reader,could you leave one of those machines under my tree? I have been really good all year!

XOXO
Mama

[Goober McTuber]

Hmmmmm. Dear Santa,


I am an avid reader,could you leave one of those machines under my tree? I have been really good all year!

XOXO
Mama

[Carson]

His coursers they came

I'll say.

[Mikey]

could you leave one of those machines under my tree? I have been really good all year!

You better have been REALLY REALLY good (and no doubt, you were).

Those things start at $1345.00 and go up from there with the various attachments.

Every woman deserves a Hitachi Magic Wand, which is sold at that same site and on Amazon too. Supposedly it provides a similar experience, and I think it is more versatile just because it is much easily maneuvered. Plus you can get one, with a nice variety of attachments, for about $100. I've given a few over the years and the response has been "this thing has changed my life." Get a dimmer switch to go with it, the kind that you connect to a lamp, and that will allow her to find just the right speed for her.

Guys, she will thank you for it, I promise.

[mamamustanger]

Why ride a mechanical horse. I have a full stallion here

[mamamustanger]

Why ride a mechanical horse. I have a full stallion here

Why ride a mechanical horse. I have a full stallion here

Oh and did I say get to ride bareback?