m2 Bells

[Comet]

Dashing through Castro
in a pair of assless chaps
to the bars he'll go
to sit on old queens laps
Wind chimes on duplex ring
Letting poofers know
He just chugged the big black cock
of some Cal grad named Joe

Oh Ren Faire Fag
Ren Faire Fag
Sucks Dicks by The Bay
"oh what fun"
"to gulp some cum"
is what you'll hear him say

Skimming through the board
While Swiping Grindr pics
Post some stock photos
while checking out the dicks
He won't post his pad
because it is a box
and it takes away
his time from finding cocks

Oh Ren Faire Fag
Ren Faire Fag
You ain't got no cash
Unless today
someone will pay
to fuck you up the ass

[Dr. McCoy]

Walking in a Goober Wonderland

Goober's gay, are you listening
On his chin, jizz is glistening
A disgusting sight
Wisconson's a fright
Walking in Fudge Packer Wonderland.

Posts nude pics, does this old bird
Double chin is so absurd,
He sings a love song,
Wears a heart on his shlong
Mincing in Butt Badger Wonderland.

Sucks in his gut, to fake like he's a young man
Then pretends that he is tan and brown

He'll say: Are you lke me?
We'll say: No man,
But says his blow jobs
are best in town.

Later on, he'll conspire
This old queen, Islands Fire
Poses nude unafraid
For the boys on parade
Prancing in Wisconsin Fairyland.

His body's puffy from the cum he chows down
He's so proud that he's a big ass clown
He will troll for dudes does this gay old man
Until some Ren Faire fag doth lay him down.

When he posts, it ain't thrilling
It's creepy, weird, and it's chilling
He'll frolic away, in the land of Green Bay
Waltzing in Fudge Packer Wonderland.

[Blitzen]

Screwy, the jizz house mop boy,
Cleaned up all the porn house floors.
Much to his shame and chagrin,
Faking like he's rich, not poor,

All of the other mop boys
Used to laugh and call him names,
Whenever poor, dumb Screwy
Dropped quarters down the jizz house drains.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Something went astray,
Screwy gripped his mop with fright
When a wash tub spoke that night.

“You, ya’ friggin’ jizz house mop boy’,
The wash tub shouted out with glee,
“Screwy, you missed a spot boy.”
Down Screwy’s leg dripped some pee.

Screwy, the jizz house mop boy,
Shivered from his head to toes.
The change fell out of his pocket,
As the wash tub from the floor arose.
Dumping all its’ nasty water,
On Screwy, filling him with shame,
Poor Screwy now soaked with jizz wash,
Feeling cold and really lame.

[Goober McTuber]

I would rack Dr. McCoy's effort...if he'd had the balls to post it under his real nic.

[molly]

Rack the t1b carols :)

[mvscal]

Or at at least under his reindeer troll nic.

[Dr. McCoy]

I would rack Dr. McCoy's effort...if he'd had the balls to post it under his real nic.

Well (hic) what can ah say Goober, I was hitting the eggnog spiked with that damnable Saurian brandy
and got to imaginin' ah was seein' reindeer. (hic) Happy Holidays ya' old coot!

[Goober McTuber]

Thanks for the explanation. Pussy.

[Dr. McCoy]

Thanks for the explanation. Pussy.

Dance Gobbles, dance!!!

[Goober McTuber]

Nice white flag.

[mamamustanger]

To the tune of frosty the snowman

Smackie the DJ,
Loved to play his tune town show
There were hours spent
On the internet
Just to get his show just so

He did his best
To play requests
He played them one by one
And then when all requests were played-
He continued to have fun

Ohhhhh
Smackie the DJ
Is the best DJ they say
But what I want you to know-
Is that after the show
Is when he really makes my day!

Merry Christmas! I love you Smackie

[smackaholic]

As I read through MM's little jingle, I'm thinking to myself, "c'mon woman, get to the part where he bangs the shit out of you". She did not disappoint.

Rack SC, bestest DJ on the interwebs and his well serviced OL.

[Smackie Chan]

An unsolicited RACK for mama!

[Comet]

An unsolicited RACK for mama!

Yea, that's about all you can give her these days Cheech

The Fat Red bastard already showed us her Christmas list and unless she's planning a sex change we know who the case load of Viagra and Penile implant rod are for Captain Limpdick