Troll stop weekend

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:10 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:I wouldn't trust you in a group.

You're a wise man, Dan. Nothing more dastardly & malicious than a group of trolls, especially when in the presence of weakness. The ensuing pouncing, subduing, and ultimate consumption of whatever is left would be a sight no one should have to witness. I omitted the grisly details of what we as a pack did to the innocent, unsuspecting general population in the DC area with which we so deftly mingled, but suffice it to say that it would reinforce the well-deserved distrust you have for us. :twisted:

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:36 pm

Dan Vogel wrote:You spend each day on here trying to find clever ways to humiliate each other and then meet up and slap each other on the back and act like it's all good.

That's the whole point, moron. How's your daughter?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:40 pm

And where's the picture of you and your purse? Did it match your shoes?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:43 pm

Think I'll kick my boss square in the dick for reskeding my training. Should have just drove down for the weekend anyhoo.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:35 pm

Smackie Chan wrote: His son was very well-mannered & pleasant to be around - a good kid who seemed to be enjoying the trip but would've enjoyed it more had he been able to see; he left his prescription specs in CA.

His "son" or his date?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:11 pm

Gotta rack Smackie for even thinking about it and getting the ball rolling. It was not a good time for me and as it turned out, I got so sick recently I wouldn't have made it anyways.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:34 pm

Wolfman wrote:I got so sick recently I wouldn't have made it anyways.

(updates death pool spreadsheet)

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 6:28 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
And I'll assume that's Screwy on the far right in the other picture? Dude - you make me look like a featherweight!

Lefty has posted his pic about a hundred times before. Sure looks like the same dude.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 6:31 pm

Papa Willie wrote:And I'll assume that's Screwy on the far right in the other picture?

That's Left Seater. Can anyone south of the Mason-Dixon line even read?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:47 pm

This is pretty fucked up.

I mean, pleated khakis? What is this, 1996?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:48 pm

I wonder what team Smackie Chan roots for.

-smackaholic

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:59 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I mean, pleated khakis? What is this, 1996?

I know huh? All I have is court pants and shorts. I need to get with the times.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:00 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:And I'll assume that's Screwy on the far right in the other picture?
That's Left Seater. Can anyone south of the Mason-Dixon line even read?
I can't read. Will you fuck me in the butt since I'm needy?

So who's on the left side? And sorry, Lefty - I'm just glad I'm not the only larger person in here. :)

Left Seater is on the right. Right winger is on the left.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:14 am

A good time was had by all. Even though I was only there for 18 or so hours, I am glad I made the trip. I would hang out with any of that group again anytime.

Couple of observations that weren't already stated:

The pic of moving sale doesn't show his lower legs for a reason. Turns out he was standing on the bucket screwy uses to clean his mop. I'll see if I can find the one I took that includes the bucket.

I didn't get to talk to Screwy all that much at the game, but he seems like a good guy. I have to echo his comment regarding talking smack here and then being civil over a few beers, that is exactly what it is all about.

After the game we wanted to watch the end of the Kentucky vs Wisky game, but all the bars close to the stadium were packed. So we ended up heading back to our hotels and/or homes. The 88s and I made it back to the hotel bar just in time to see Kentucky hit the game winner. We then stayed and chatted for close to an hour over a few drinks. Turns out we have done many of the same things on vacations and have many similar items on our "bucket lists." We are also visiting the same state this summer, although I wish I was doing the 88 family version. That was the first time I had met Mrs 88, but the second or third time I had met 88. Great people.

Moving Sale has a ton of energy. Dude was all over the place up and down at the baseball game. Kept us all laughing though. Had to be careful not to step on him though. His son also has a ton of energy. While we were walking to a bar post game, MS and his son were running all over the place. They prolly went 4x the distance of the rest of us. Same as with Screwy I didn't get to spend too much time with MS, but would hesitate to get together again. I also enjoyed speaking with his son when he was sitting down. I promised him a week or two in the life of a pilot thread one of these days as he was interested in where I was earlier that day and where I was going on Sunday. MS you will have to relay that once I put one up.

Smackie and mama, what great hosts! Goodie bags were provided with snacks, a horn, music and more. It was immediately obvious the thought that went into this get together. I really enjoyed just hanging around at brunch on Sunday swapping stories and laughs. The overloaded Highlander and snakes on a plane were my two favorites. Too bad they live a 1000 miles away, cause I could see a monthly dinner if they were closer. If y'all ever make it out this way, please let me return the favor of being the host.

I also thought that Smackie's impression of me is pretty spot on. Dude is clearly a good judge of character or characters. I am pretty laid back and it takes a ton to get me really worked up. I do enjoy good conversations and travel.

The reason I was only able to arrive on Saturday evening was due to my football schedule. I was invited to work two spring scrimmages in Michigan on Friday and Saturday. Friday afternoon I worked the Michigan State practice in the bubble. Then hit the EL bars Friday night. Saturday morning it was off to work the Eastern Michigan practice on their game field. One note that stadium isn't anywhere near campus just in case you ever need to go there. After the video review of my performance by multiple B1G and MAC officials it was off to the airport and my flight to DCA.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:49 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I wonder what team Smackie Chan roots for.

-smackaholic

uhhhh, a blue team?

dodgers maybe?

i take it the beady eyed alien looking fukk is MS? and the dude next to him is screw? not sure if that is the "forced smile, trying to look innocent look or the mildly retarded look.

my take on the rest.....

88 (I think) - looks like an eastern european politician.

mrs 88 - nice, school marmish. is probably a lot of fun after a few fifths of vodka.

mama - mama looks like fun right out of the gate. probably end up in jail after a few fifths of vodka.

Smackie - form the tiny bit I can see in the pic, is fatter than he sounds. He has a skinny dude with a ponytail and john lennon classes voice. I suspect the 1984 smackie was prolly right about there.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:54 am

OK, I got one more thing.

Mama, you aren't related to Tip O'Neil are ya?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:42 pm

smackaholic wrote:OK, I got one more thing.

Mama, you aren't related to Tip O'Neil are ya?

Smooth.

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:26 pm

What does that mean?

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:32 pm

You look like Tip's much, much younger, hot looking sister.

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:33 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:OK, I got one more thing.

Mama, you aren't related to Tip O'Neil are ya?
Smooth.

I don't think I like you anymore!

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mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:33 pm

No I don't!

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:38 pm

Nothing wrong with it. Tip was a good looking guy.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:41 pm

Smackaholic, you might want to quit while you're only a little behind. (Not a MS joke, but it could be)

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:46 pm

We loved meeting you. Would have been nice if you had been here longer but glad you made it!

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:46 pm

I was thinking the same thing Jay.

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:50 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Smackaholic, you might want to quit while you're only a little behind. (Not a MS joke, but it could be)

Too late for that

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:50 pm

Did I go to the troll stop and get really, really drunk and forget I went?

It could explain my last few posts, I guess.

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:52 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Smackaholic, you might want to quit while you're only a little behind. (Not a MS joke, but it could be)

Too late for that

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:53 pm

Yeah, that's it. I'm drunk.

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:53 pm

smackaholic wrote:Did I go to the troll stop and get really, really drunk and forget I went?

It could explain my last few posts, I guess.

Noooo maybe your a sober ass

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:55 pm

Yeah, that too, most of the time.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:48 pm

mama,

I apologize if I offended you. Hopefully we can remain interweb fliends. If I ever do make it down that way, I'd like to buy you and smackie a drink. And I would understand if you just kicked me in the nuts. I guess I have it coming.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:41 am

How come when we lost a chowd it had to be ucan't and not suckaholic? Sometimes life just isn't fair.

'holic, the next time you think you're being funny, just ~~log out~~ burn your computer and bury the ashes.

Would've preferred you did that on January 15th, 2005, but hey, it's never too late to do the right thing.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:39 am

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:13 am

smackaholic wrote:mama,

I apologize if I offended you. Hopefully we can remain interweb fliends. If I ever do make it down that way, I'd like to buy you and smackie a drink. And I would understand if you just kicked me in the nuts. I guess I have it coming.

I am going assume you had your green thumb up your ass which in turn made shit come out of your mouth!

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:25 am

Maybe that was it. Maybe I'm just a dumbass. Probably should just stop posting before I've had my 3rd cup of coffee in the morning.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:23 pm

Smackie's right coat sleeve is puffier than his radio voice.

- smackaholic

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:30 pm

smackaholic wrote:Maybe I'm just a dumbass.

Maybe?!?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:34 pm

OK, how about "most likely"?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:42 pm

How about ab-so-fucking-lute-ly.