Would you hit it?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:17 pm

HELL FUCKING YES!!!

Sin,

Whitey, MVScunt, IndyFelcho, Truman, Trampis, Tom in PW County, OxyCotinMike, Suckaholic, Sirfuckafist, Cuddles

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:37 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: OxyCotinMike

That might have been funny had you not fucked up the spelling....

nah, probably not. Nice try, though.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:40 pm

What gives ? I honestly can't match the face with a name.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:41 pm

Tom In VA wrote:What gives ? I honestly can't match the face with a name.

Ms. Clownface Fuckbag.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:48 pm

Tom In VA wrote:What gives ? I honestly can't match the face with a name.

I think it's one of Dan Vogel's birds or just another miserably failed Sucks Michigan shit post.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:52 pm

mvscal wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:What gives ? I honestly can't match the face with a name.
I think it's one of Dan Vogel's birds

If she is really a she and I wasn't married. Sure, why not.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:54 pm

mvscal wrote:I think it's one of Dan Vogel's birds or just another miserably failed Sucks Michigan shit post.

I must have hit a nerve. Why don't you lick your wounds and go back to the bowling alley you came from, helmet head.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:56 pm

It beats jackin' off.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:01 pm

Really? You "hit a nerve" by posting a picture of somebody that nobody knows and gives even less of a fuck about?

Keep telling yourself that, you jizzmopping buttplug.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:29 pm

I live by the 98% rule. If no one would ever find out, if I wouldn't get a disease, and I wouldn't get the chick pregnant, I'd pretty much nail 98% of the female population.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:52 pm

Looks like Cindy McCains sister. Looks hitable too.

It also looks like she is gazeing at Al Gores bulge.

Is that Newt G. behind her? Perhaps thats one of his wives or one of his future wives

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:59 pm

Depending on alcohol cunsumption why not...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:02 pm

Trampis wrote:Is that Newt G. behind her? Perhaps thats one of his wives or one of his future wives

That's his third and current wife. Not bad for a family values moralist.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:08 pm

Bucmonkey wrote:Depending on alcohol cunsumption why not...

I love this reply.

Only because in "earth speak" it means, "Yes, PLEASE"!

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:10 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Trampis wrote:Is that Newt G. behind her? Perhaps thats one of his wives or one of his future wives
That's his third and current wife. Not bad for a family values moralist who cheats on his wife/wives because he loves his country...or is it cuntry.

FTFY

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:11 pm

Since when did POS liberals care about the infidelity of politicians?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:14 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:Since when did POS liberals care about the infidelity of politicians?

When these hypocritical conservatives are governing by morality. Go choke on another dick, then go fuck yourself.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:18 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:Since when did POS liberals care about the infidelity of politicians?
When these hypocritical conservatives are governing by morality. Go choke on another dick, then go fuck yourself.

At least you'll admit you're a POS liberal.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:19 pm

I've seen Callista in person several times and her body is rocking. No lie. I haven't seen her since she turned 40, but I've got to believe she's still working it. Trophy wives need to be tip top, especially since her hubby drops women like Brett Myers.

The shame of it is the plastic face makes her look older than she is. Not that it would stop me.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:30 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:a family values moralist.

Since when?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:25 am

Papa Willie wrote:I'm almost glad Newt is getting back in the news, as it just shows how fucking hypocritical people like you are. For any conservative that's trying to back Newt - well - you're fucking yourself.

"Social Conservatives" maybe, but the point is and where the real Tea Party comes in, it's all about the money man. "Fiscal Conservatives" and ...while not constructionists as I've been corrected, favoring a more "convervative" interpretation of the Constitution as it relates to individual liberty as well as the liberty of the states and the limitations placed upon the Federal Government.

But even that, mostly all revolves around money.

I wish the "Religious Right" would just, go back to church and vote on the money issues alone. Shit gets real immoral when a country is broke and money, jobs, and food is scarce.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:17 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:HELL FUCKING YES!!!

Sin,

Whitey, MVScunt, IndyFelcho, Truman, Trampis, Tom in PW County, OxyCotinMike, Suckaholic, Sirfuckafist

Aren't we forgetting someone?

And I gotta agree with Killian, except for the part about people finding out -- I wasn't shoving it in there to impress anyone, save for the possible exception of the unfortunate skank that had one drink too many to say "no" to Little Dinsdale, and frankly... the more of her friends that find out, the more I score in the coming days.

I'm kind of epic like that.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:27 am

Dinsdale wrote: say "no" to Little Dinsdale

conversations Dins has never engaged in while browsing free porn for $100, Alex.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:35 am

Yeah, I'm kind of epic like that.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:59 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:OxyCotinMike

Oxycontin?

Maybe Screwey isn't getting enough credit here. What if this is some sort of brilliant self-parody to show that bickering message board toolbags are incapable of even the most basic levels of humor? Genius!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:53 pm

Dinsdale wrote:frankly... the more of her friends that find out, the more I score in the coming days.

Funny how that works, eh?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:55 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:frankly... the more of her friends that find out, the more I score in the coming days.
Funny how that works, eh?

When you have an enormous penis and a motor that doesn't stop running...

pretty much.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:37 pm

No, you idiot. I was talking about how they tell their friends and it's like a ripple effect.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:33 pm

I think Dins is tracking with you there Screw, only in his case it's a "rip 'em" effect.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:28 pm

He stands corrected.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:52 pm

gonna need to see a few more pics of that chick before passing judgement. from that one alone.....i could see hitting it after a 6 pack or 2.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:01 pm

no. i would not. her pubes are probably white, as well. she down with pale force? not sexy. after turning the lights down low before hopping into bed, I'd also have to wait for all the light energy her body has absorbed to stop reemitting like a glow-in-the-dark Barbie

Tom In VA wrote:Shit gets real immoral when a country is broke and money, jobs, and food is scarce.

whole lotta doomsday for the same policies we've had for the past 60 years.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:36 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:no. i would not. her pubes are probably white, as well. she down with pale force? not sexy. after turning the lights down low before hopping into bed, I'd also have to wait for all the light energy her body has absorbed to stop reemitting like a glow-in-the-dark Barbie

whole lotta doomsday for the same policies we've had for the past 60 years.

about glow in the dark barbie.

Bace, I was born with a "doomsday" outlook. Don't take it as a personal affront to your affinity for "the same policies we've had for the past 60 years". It isn't political, I think it's diet and genetics actually.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:54 pm

Tom in VA part of the Tribe of David? Catholic? Severe fan of Curb Your Entusiasm?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:59 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:

I'm guessing that if she has one more face lift, she'll be sporting a goatee

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:59 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:Tom in VA part of the Tribe of David? Catholic? Severe fan of Curb Your Entusiasm?

History mostly.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:26 am

Has she ever been outside?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:34 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Cuda wrote:I'm guessing that if she has one more face lift, she'll be sporting a goatee
That was funny

Who are you and how did you get Cuda's password?

Just google "if she has one more face lift, she'll be sporting a goatee." It's an oldie but goodie. And Cooter's never had an original thought.

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