UCLA vs. Oregon tonight

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UCLA vs. Oregon tonight

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Sorry, no homerian calls for an upset here. This will be like an exhibition game for Oregon - to display on national TV all the speed they have.

Ucla will enter the game with a dismal joke for an offense. Our starting QB is 112th out of 112 rated QB's this year. Purina Dog Chow has inexplicably turned into such a waste of money with his "offense" that no one would be sorry to see him go...hell, he's probably still on retainer from SuC.

Final prediction:

Oregon - 42
Ucla - 17


Unless, of course, someone convinces the Bruins that Eugene is in the Lone Star state...
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The Seer wrote: Final prediction:
Oregon - 42
Ucla - 17

Unless, of course, someone convinces the Bruins that Eugene is in the Lone Star state...
Or if comebody convinces Kelly to leave the first string in after the second quarter.
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Papa Willie wrote: and UCLA will probably move up to 18.
UCLA to 18 with a loss?


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oregon 55
ucla 6

home teams always win thursday night games after mid september


and I hope that oregon leaves lemichael jackson in to run the score up and his knee is blown up in to a million pieces.
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Total mismatch. Time to watch The Mentalist and wait for Saturday games.
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Whatever. I won't blow my load until they play an actual defense.

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Hey Boise State! Did you not learn from Fresno State that nobody will do home & home scheduling by now?

Boise, guess what? Oregon is the best team in the country. Stop crying and start traveling and not expect any top team to visit your shit blue turf. You fools need to travel and quit crying about rankings.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Whatever. I won't blow my load until they play an actual defense.

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Atomic Punk wrote:Hey Boise State! Did you not learn from Fresno State that nobody will do home & home scheduling by now?

Boise, guess what? Oregon is the best team in the country. Stop crying and start traveling and not expect any top team to visit your shit blue turf. You fools need to travel and quit crying about rankings.
what are you anally inserting smoking dude?

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Did they just say that Phil Knight had a coaches head set in his luxury box?

Rey Maualuga cant even visit a USC practice but Knight has a coaches head set? Not saying anything dirty is going on, but you have to love the NCAA's logic: just give all the money to the school directly and then they can funnel the extra benefits to players through nicer facilities/perks most student athletes won't get, plus they can give the booster full access to the program...
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SoCalTrjn wrote:Did they just say that Phil Knight had a coaches head set in his luxury box?

Rey Maualuga cant even visit a USC practice but Knight has a coaches head set? Not saying anything dirty is going on, but you have to love the NCAA's logic: just give all the money to the school directly and then they can funnel the extra benefits to players through nicer facilities/perks most student athletes won't get, plus they can give the booster full access to the program...
Hard to argue...
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SoCalTrjn wrote:home teams always win thursday night games after mid september
We have never gotten that memo
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Charlie Weis Jr. had a head set on the sideline. What's your fucking point?
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