Does Van have a life ???

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Does Van have a life ???

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Or is he "Section 8" ???

California would like to know how we're spending our $$$ now a days.
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I'd guess you have it half right, todd.

Not sure which half.
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Jsc810 wrote:Renfairy says what?

While hanging out with filthy carnies is an improvement over what you must have done previously, you're still at the bottom of society's pecking order; well, at least that part of society that is not incarcerated or institutionalized.
Add in the Cal homerism and the bandwagon effect, I'm pretty sure they're above him as well.
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I remember seeing pics a couple of years ago of m2's dilapidated house. I believe he was having one of his renfairy parties. Anyone remember the ones I'm talking about?

The worst of the pics were of the stagnant, bacteria filled, makeshift hot tub. The carnie DNA probably still lingers on the surface.

Irie Lagos' Thanksgiving pictures couldn't touch those.
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I remember him posting pics of a basement, but I just assumed that they were thieved.
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So, Van


Are you section 8 ???
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You're probably the very last person on this board who ought to be bringing up a subject like that.

Okay, other than maybe pikkkle.
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Van wrote:You're probably the very last person on this board who ought to be bringing up a subject like that.

Okay, other than maybe pikkkle.



I'll take that as a yes.


You've got Susan with high medical bills.... and nobody is buying Motorcycles..... you are doing what you need to do.

How else could you post 24/7 on a message board ?

Hang in there.... slowcal.
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Van is an exclusive Buell dealer right?
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Trampis wrote:Van is an exclusive Buell dealer right?
:lol:

That would truly suck right about now, wouldn't it?
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and nobody is buying Motorcycles
Let me guess...3rd quarter chime sales hit an all-time high, right?
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Van wrote:You're probably the very last person on this board who ought to be bringing up a subject like that.
Apparently not.
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m2oodles wrote:Does Van have a life ???
Van has a job.

You prance around hawking windchimes while wearing chainmail and makeup.

Advantage, Van.
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Hmmm.
Dilemma.
Biggest tool ever, M2, or kckaley?
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Kaley. Hands down.

At least m2 is entertaining at times.
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Oh...you meant entertaining in the point at and laugh kind of entertaining. Gotcha.
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Katy wrote:Kaley. Hands down.

At least m2 is entertaining at times.

LOL kaley broke the known boundaries for uberloser
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a section 8 wannabee is all the rage in the current political climate
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How in the fuck did Kaley get involved with this?

Dude got run, years ago.
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My guess is that Mtool will die in a nasty bath house disaster.
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Is M2blood really like this in reality or is he actually that lonely?
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Bucmonkey wrote:Is M2blood really like this in reality or is he actually that lonely?

You mean that maybe the people posting on the internets might not be the same character IRL that they portray on the web?


Damn, I'm going to have to ponder this.
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War Wagon wrote:How in the fuck did Kaley get involved with this?

Dude got run, years ago.

Or .m2 could be a Kaley Troll


*BOOM*

I just blew your fucking mind with that
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KC Scott wrote: Or .m2 could be a Kaley Troll
Not a chance.

If message boards were asylums for the criminally insane, m2 would be in the "dangerous only to himself" wing. Keep away from sharp objects.

Kaley would be in the SuperMax wing, only allowed out with other people while wearing a straight jacket.
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Okay, who the fuck is Kaley? Wags, tell me about this dude. Or is Kaley a girl? Whatever. What's the story?
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Van wrote:Okay, who the fuck is Kaley? Wags, tell me about this dude. Or is Kaley a girl? Whatever. What's the story?
Well, Kaley is not a girl so your interest should die now as your personal info meter peaks when there's a vadge involved. While Kaley IS a vadge relatively speaking, he has no vadge for you to perk up about.
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Vadge owner or not is of no moment to me. What's the dude's story?
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Long story short, Kaley and Paul created IKYABWAI? before the acronym became lexicon here.

Paul: You suck.

Kaley: No, you suck.

Paul: Well you suck more.

Kaley: No, you suck more.

Imagine a 5 page long thread like that. On every thread in the NFL forum.

Oh, and Paul and Kaley are both Chief Fans.

Kaley banned a few times. He prxied in. He finally gave up. And we are all better off.
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KC Scott wrote:Or .m2 could be a Kaley Troll
No, mJew is not Kaley. I finally found out who mJew is. And I am dissapointed. Big time. Lots of respect lost. LOTS. I'll let the troll run wild from this point now that I know the handler. And the handler, you I respect no more AFTER 10 YEARS. What you've tried to do to "our" forum sickens me. Does this trolling shit mean THAT much to you? Pathetic.
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Van wrote:Okay, who the fuck is Kaley? Wags, tell me about this dude. Or is Kaley a girl? Whatever. What's the story?
Not really worth much time to bother with, but dude was one of the most low-down vicious stalkers to ever defile a message board.

Think of that pyscho from Silence of the Lambs, and that'd be our indomitable Kaley.

Some spread sheeter from back in the day has that pic of him saved, of that I've no doubt. Probably ChargerMike... dude saves everything.

Anyways, once that pic came out, it was Katy bar the door. Sure, he tried to deny it was him for awhile, but the pile-ons were incessant, enormous, and epic. He finally bailed at some point, probably suicidal, which would have been the best thing he could've ever done for the world.
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War Wagon wrote: Anyways, once that pic came out, it was Katy bar the door. Sure, he tried to deny it was him for awhile, but the pile-ons were incessant, enormous, and epic. He finally bailed at some point, probably suicidal, which would have been the best thing he could've ever done for the world.

That Pic was from the Rome Trollstop here - and when I met him, I was like "you're Kaley? :shock: "

Bwa! - So IRL, for the short time I met him, he seemed like a nice, normal dude

But then again so did you, Paul, jayhawk and kcdave and we see where that got us

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KC Kaley, biggest tardblossom ever to stain the interent
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Ugh.

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IndyFrisco wrote:
KC Scott wrote:Or .m2 could be a Kaley Troll
No, mJew is not Kaley. I finally found out who mJew is. And I am dissapointed. Big time. Lots of respect lost. LOTS. I'll let the troll run wild from this point now that I know the handler. And the handler, you I respect no more AFTER 10 YEARS. What you've tried to do to "our" forum sickens me. Does this trolling shit mean THAT much to you? Pathetic.

:?:

Dude is that the O.G. m2 from SCIII too or is it .... oh man .... oh no .... here it comes ....

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So, is Indy saying it's Meds, or Dins? Or, is Indy just trolling, by throwing that out there?
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Don't know.

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It certainly means Indy is a curious cat though. :lol:
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IndyFrisco wrote:
KC Scott wrote:Or .m2 could be a Kaley Troll
No, mJew is not Kaley. I finally found out who mJew is. And I am dissapointed. Big time. Lots of respect lost. LOTS. I'll let the troll run wild from this point now that I know the handler. And the handler, you I respect no more AFTER 10 YEARS. What you've tried to do to "our" forum sickens me. Does this trolling shit mean THAT much to you? Pathetic.

So, who is m2 ???


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VALVENIS is a name I haven't heard in a long, long while.

I don't really give a shit who m2 may or may not be. Like him, hate him, he provides a lot of entertainment for the CFB forum.
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The title of this thread is entertaining in itself. I don't know why though....
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Stupidity shouldn't be a bannable offense. If that were the standard, lets face it...most of us wouldn't be here. 8)

m2 serves a purpose. Sure...he drops a growler or 10 a day on this forum--but the pile ons and virtual ass rapings m2 receives as a result are well worth it. I laugh my ass off when I read the CFB forum.

Just my opinion...
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