Can I just share a facepalm moment

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:54 pm

2, 1

-FuBu

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:16 pm

Shouldn't that be "Don't want to miss a thang?"

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:22 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Why didn't his parents say no?

What about her parents? Would you let your little girl walk out the door with that?

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:32 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:Why didn't his parents say no?
What about her parents? Would you let your little girl walk out the door with that?

My thoughts, exactly. I'm more embarrassed for the girl. She's the one who oughtta be face palming.

The douchebag kid will forever be able to say, "Hey, I pulled it off. Even looking like that I got her to teabag me."

The girl, and her parents? They're going to just have to burn any evidence that she ever went to prom. Whatever monies they spent on her, all the prep-work they did, it was all for naught.

The minute they hit the red carpet, she slipped on a banana peel.

Now they just want to erase it, all of it, and pretend it never happened.

Of course, R-Jack just went ahead and made that d'urn near impossible.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:34 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Why didn't his parents say no?

Say no to what? Looking like that, he's certainly not going to get laid - or invited to a party with booze and drugs. I'd just figure he was dressed like that so he could call it an early night...

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:37 pm

The funny thing about that kid is he actually looks a lot like R-Jack, with a little JaMoonpie Russell thrown in.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:43 pm

R-Jack wrote:More times than not my aunt and uncle were more focused on being his freind than his parent.

They failed in that respect, too. Friends don't let friends go to the prom lookin' like a mvscal.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:48 pm

I blame it on R-Jack. Clearly, he's that family's last line of defense, the free safety who was way late in providing help-coverage. He totally let that kid get behind him.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:16 pm

R-Jack wrote:not from me but from my cousin. Senior Prom.

He's actually a decent kid, but there isn't much to defend here.

Are those Crocs he's wearing?

Tears Jerry. Tears.

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:39 pm

We're here to help, R-Jack.

Just sit your 'Nilla Wafer nephew down in front of the computer screen and register him on T1B. He needs a good beatdown or a thousand. It'll be tough love, I know. Even tards in here will run his ass into oblivion. But it's just what the good doctor ordered. No way he has any commitments or responsibilities to dodge this. It's your moral obligation as his uncle to show him the error of his ways.

In ten years it may make a difference.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:08 pm

Van wrote:The douchebag kid will forever be able to say, "Hey, I pulled it off. Even looking like that I got her to teabag me."

The way that reads to me she has a set of balls. Then again, I don't have the greatest record on sexual terminology and its usage.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:31 pm

Can we get a Luther " mvscal post" reset please ?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:45 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Van wrote:The douchebag kid will forever be able to say, "Hey, I pulled it off. Even looking like that I got her to teabag me."
The way that reads to me she has a set of balls. Then again, I don't have the greatest record on sexual terminology and its usage.

Yeah... Van definitely experienced an "Indy" moment there.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:45 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Van wrote:The douchebag kid will forever be able to say, "Hey, I pulled it off. Even looking like that I got her to teabag me."
The way that reads to me she has a set of balls. Then again, I don't have the greatest record on sexual terminology and its usage.

Typical flyover country yokel response. They are way ahead of us on the left coast and have obviously evolved the teabag into something else.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:56 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:
Van wrote:The douchebag kid will forever be able to say, "Hey, I pulled it off. Even looking like that I got her to teabag me."
The way that reads to me she has a set of balls. Then again, I don't have the greatest record on sexual terminology and its usage.

Yeah... Van definitely experienced an "Indy" moment there.

Unfortunately, a true "Indy" moment would have been him talking in the first person.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:03 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:2, 1

-FuBu

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:09 pm

Uh, yeah, I meant to say, "Even looking like that I got to teabag her."

The again, hey, this is the San Francisco Bay Area we're talking here, so who knows what that "chick" was packin', and who knows what roles they were playing that night?

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:31 pm

I've been to the last three proms at the school where Mrs. Rumps teaches and never saw anything like this. However, I did see a dude dress as the woman and the the girl dressed as the boy. I had no idea AP's offspring moved to the third coast.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:41 pm

socal wrote:Just sit your 'Nilla Wafer nephew down in front of the computer screen and register him on T1B.

It doesn't even need to go that far. Just show him the thread and have him read it, then post about his reaction. Or record it and post it on YouTube.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:44 pm

Yep.

"Hey 'cuz - word UP!

I posted your pic on a smack board, and peeps are fuckkin yo shit UP, dog

Peeez out"

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:50 pm

Jsc810 wrote:So what are his plans for after graduation? Is he going to college?

I don't see how he couldn't get offered a full ride at BYU.

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:53 pm

Jsc810 wrote:So what are his plans for after graduation? Is he going to college?

Looks like Kal material.

m200l? Can you hire an entry level chime polisher?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:55 pm

Awwww, c'mon.

How many of you old fucks went to your senior proms with mullets, cheesy mustache and one of these:

or

Young men do what gets them laid. When it stops getting them laid. They will adapt.

A bunch of over the hill blowhards on internet bulletin boards won't do that. Doesn't work that way, nor should it.

RACK Vanilla Ice-Jack for letting his freak flag fly.

Cue Jimi ....

If the sun refused to shine
I don't mind, I don't mind
(Yeah)
If the mountains ah, fell in the sea
Let it be, it ain't me.
(Well, all right)

Got my own world to live through and uh, ha !
And I ain't gonna copy you.

Yeah (sing the song brother...)
Now if uh, six uh, huh, turned out to be nine
Oh I don't mind, I don't mind uh ( Well all right... )
If all the hippies cut off all their hair
Oh I don't care, oh I don't care.
Dig.

'Cause I've got my own world to live through and uh, huh
And I ain't gonna copy you.

White collar conservative flashin' down the street
Pointin' their plastic finger at me, ha !
They're hopin' soon my kind will drop and die but uh
I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high !
Oww !

Wave on, wave on...

Ah, ha, ha
Fall mountains, just don't fall on me
Go ahead on mister business man, you can't dress like me
Yeah !

Don't nobody know what I'm talkin' about
I've got my own life to live
I'm the one that's gonna die when it's time for me to die
So let me live my life the way I want to
Yeah, sing on brother, play on drummer

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:57 pm

Didn't I see those assholes at the one MGMT show?

--screw

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:00 pm

Jsc810 wrote:So what are his plans for after graduation? Is he going to college?

excellent question

what were his SATs

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:35 pm

HE LOOKS SMALL. HOW WELL CAN HE POUND ASS?

FUCK YOU ALL

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:01 am

PSUFAN wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:Why didn't his parents say no?
Say no to what? Looking like that, he's certainly not going to get laid - or invited to a party with booze and drugs. I'd just figure he was dressed like that so he could call it an early night...

Shirley you jest? Sickens me knowing that the more ridiculous you look as a young man, the more the hotties wanna slob on your knob. Probably why I spiked my hair, bleached the tips blonde, and shaved my football number on the side of my head.

Still....this wigga shit has got to stop. R-Jack, he got the ebonic slang ghetto wigga talk going on?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:46 pm

R-Jack wrote:not from me but from my cousin. Senior Prom.

He's actually a decent kid, but there isn't much to defend here.

Nope, not much at all. As for being decent, I guess he could be in the way that a downs syndrome kid is still a decent kid. As for me, I'd prefer a kid who was a bit of a punk but had some sense of style and wasn't a dumb ass mvscal.

Do kids grow out of this shit? I still prefer to dress pretty much the way I did as a kid which means properly fitting jeans and a Tee. 50 years from now are we gonna have old dudes dressed like this roaming around? I hope not. Actually, I'll likely be dead and won't give a fukk.

socal · Post by **socal** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:07 pm

What is it you mean by "properly fitting" fatassaholic?
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BTW, R-Jack, get your nephew a proper NBA hat. Best hop on the Lakers bandwagon while before the shocks give out. I'm sure RJ would be happy to give him some advice on how to maintain perfect gel tips and sport a ballcap all sideways and gangsta without that unsightly hathead rim.

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:03 pm

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MDTerrapins · Post by **MDTerrapins** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:06 pm

Please tell me this is all a trolljob.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:06 pm

Sorry R-Jack, but he should be shot McNair-style for being a disgrace to all white males everywhere.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:52 pm

R-Jack wrote:At least the kid could've gotten his psuedo-ghetto hands on some imitation Louis Vitton fabric and made a suit out of it.

Now the gears are turning -- we'll start making counterfeit Louis Vuitton Yankee hats in the classic monogram pattern (why yes, I do feel rather douchelike for knowing that, but I take solace in the fact James Bond sports LV wallets and whatnot).

We'll be rich, just got to get our Chinese mob connection to start making them for us.

MDTerrapins · Post by **MDTerrapins** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:57 pm

R-Jack wrote:The little mvscal can dress however he wants day to day. I let that ship sail long ago. But when your two concerns for your prom outfit are if the 6XL white T Shirt is too slim for your 160 lb frame and if the brim on your Yankees cap is flat enough, you are probably not type of kid that will get by on your decision making abilities.

Let me guess, he lives in some lilly white suburb?

I went to a high school that was 2/3rds black and even the wannabe ghetto white kids didn't go that far out of their way to look/act hard. Now I live in this uber-white suburb and half the kids I see are dressed like the picture in your original post and talking like they're from Marcy Projects.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:00 am

Beat his mvscal ass until he IS blakc or sense comes

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:48 pm

I'm pretty sure MR was just having some fun with grammar and spelling.

I heard that he actually works for ETS composing those "what's wrong with this sentence" questions for the SAT, etc.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:08 pm

R-Jack wrote:
MDTerrapins wrote:Please tell me this is all a trolljob.
I wish.

The little mvscal can dress however he wants day to day. I let that ship sail long ago. But when your two concerns for your prom outfit are if the 6XL white T Shirt is too slim for your 160 lb frame and if the brim on your Yankees cap is flat enough, you are probably not type of kid that will get by on your decision making abilities.

That's not even a statement outfit. It's just plain laziness. Inexcusable. At least the kid could've gotten his psuedo-ghetto hands on some imitation Louis Vitton fabric and made a suit out of it.

How many colors does he have yankme hats in? Does he have a color coordinated pair of nikes to go with each set?

Funny how your basic hood rat has his cap/shoe coordination down pat, but can barely stumble his way through high school. You would think the sort of anal retentiveness required for such wardrobe coordination would carry on into other areas of their lives, but, it seems that they basically blow their entire allotment of discipline in this area.

And what is up with that flat as a board cap visor thingy? Wheren't they doing an exaggerated curl thing a few years back?

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:46 pm

R-Jack wrote:
MadRussian wrote:Beat his mvscal ass until he IS blakc or sense comes
OK, my little cousin may be a mixed up Icy Hot Stunaz reject whose ghetto report card has an "F" in attendance. With that said, there is no way that puny DMX wannabe has ever fucked up a single line of text in as many ways as you just did. Simply amazing. I read that and thought I was watching a mongloid suffering a stroke.

May I?

what MadRetard tried to say wrote:You should beat his mvscal ass until you knock some sense into him or until he actually looks black. Whichever comes first.
That better? Go ahead and edit that in place of whatever the fuck it is you tried to say. I don't mind.

Nice melt, petunia.
See Mikeys 1st sentence, dumbfuck.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:44 am

I'm calling bullshit on your story of it being a family member'
that prom pic has been on the net for most of this year
I first saw it on doubledish 6 months ago

Pffft!

socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:11 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:To Fred Durst's credit...

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Unless the next words following that phrase are along the line of "he admits to being a monumental musical douche" then he deserves zero credit for anything.