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I think she came to her senses.

She realized that getting the yob based solely on picking the right daddy, is prolly not a good idea. W out front should prolly helped her realize this.

I think she just didn't want it bad enough to put up with all the shit that would have come her way and rightfully so.

So who gets the yob? I'm gonna guess some colored boy/girl congressman.
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She withdrew when she found out she wasn't going to be selected by Paterson according to the NY Post.

Apparently she couldn't sell it good enough. Experience doesn't mean dick, but if you can't sell it, you're shit out of luck.

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"I decided..ya know, to withdraw..ya know, my name from..ya know..from consideration. Ya know."

Or, something like that.
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smackaholic wrote:I think she came to her senses.
Tom In VA wrote:She withdrew when she found out she wasn't going to be selected by Paterson according to the NY Post.
Best recheck your sources you fucking tards.
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My bad.

Carry on.
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smackaholic wrote:So who gets the yob? I'm gonna guess some colored boy/girl congressman.
My guess? Andrew Cuomo.

My preference? Given the complete and utter shitstorm upstate is experiencing right about now, I'd prefer that an upstater get the yob. Toward that end, I'd propose the following names:

Maurice Hinchey
Brian Higgins
Louise Slaughter

Hinchey and Slaughter (the latter my former Congresswoman, until I moved in with my then-girlfriend, now-wife) have both shown an ability to win, consistently and big, in Republican-leaning districts. The only knock on Slaughter would be her age. She'll be 80 later this year, would be running her first statewide race at the age of 81 (assuming she intends to run for the remainder of the term), and, if she subsequently served a full Senate term of her own, would be nearly 90 by the time she left the Senate. She's pretty well-preserved for her age, both physically and mentally, but I'm not quite sure she'd be up to that.
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That's what God said when he was done chiseling out her grille....


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Moving Sale wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I think she came to her senses.
Tom In VA wrote:She withdrew when she found out she wasn't going to be selected by Paterson according to the NY Post.
Best recheck your sources you fucking tards.
And ..... your source is ... ? GFY.


As per usual, another Dem seems to forget about taxes.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/23/nyreg ... ml?_r=2&hp
ALBANY — Problems involving taxes and a household employee surfaced during the vetting of Caroline Kennedy and derailed her candidacy for the Senate, a person close to Gov. David A. Paterson said on Thursday, in an account at odds with Ms. Kennedy’s own description of her reasons for withdrawing.
And according to the Times,
Mr. Paterson, according to two well-placed Democrats told of his thinking, was leaning toward selecting Representative Kirsten E. Gillibrand, an upstate lawmaker in her second term in Congress.
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I'm going with the AP. Who you got? FOX?
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Nope, try again, even a broke clock is right twice a day so you have a chance.
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My guess? She used the NY seat as a dry run for her real ambition, her uncle's seat in Massachusetts which will be opening up in less than a year. She gets a free vetting courtesy of David Patterson so when it is time to run for Uncle Ted's seat, she's free and clear.
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She's kind of pissed Uncle Ted and his people off though, according to Time.

http://www.time.com/time/politics/artic ... 28,00.html
"He is crazy about her. He encouraged her" in her bid for the Senate seat, one close associate says of Ted Kennedy's relationship with his niece. "But using him as an excuse, as though things were on the downward spiral, is not going to be O.K. with him ... This will get in the way of health reform" — by suggesting that a key legislator involved in putting the bill together may be incapacitated
So it's a clusterfuck. Kind of like how Nationalized Healthcare will be.
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Tom In VA wrote: So it's a clusterfuck. Kind of like how Nationalized Healthcare will be.
Don't worry, you're not getting Nationalised Health Care.
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Martyred wrote: Don't worry, you're not getting Nationalised Health Care.

We certainly shouldn't be, anyway.

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Dinsdale wrote:
Martyred wrote: Don't worry, you're not getting Nationalised Health Care.

We certainly shouldn't be, anyway.

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You Americans...always with the joking...

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Oh my, this should be good.

BSmack wrote:Why do you hate the 14th Amendment?

Surely you knew this was coming...


Uhm...


Wanna quote the portion of the 14th that somehow leads you to the very strange, illogical conclusion that it somehow authorizes the fed to take over private business, or does anything besides clarify citizenship and representation issues?


Shall I post the text of the 14th for your C&Ping enjoyment, or would you like to point out whateverthefuck stupidity you've gone all Lincoln/Roosevelt/JFK/Nixon/Bush on by yourself?


That's one of the dumbest things you've ever posted, and that's saying a lot.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Martyred wrote: Don't worry, you're not getting Nationalised Health Care.

We certainly shouldn't be, anyway.

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Dinsdale wrote:Wanna quote the portion of the 14th that somehow leads you to the very strange, illogical conclusion that it somehow authorizes the fed to take over private business, or does anything besides clarify citizenship and representation issues
I shall quote...
No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
Denying routine preventative health care to 40+ million Americans is not denying those persons life?

Really? You want to be on that side of history?
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Denying life ??
You can't be serious- considering the countless innocents who never had a chance at life to begin with !
Good God !
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Wolfman wrote:Denying life ??
You can't be serious- considering the countless innocents who never had a chance at life to begin with !
Good God !
When the government starts issuing birth certificates to zygotes and embryos, you will have a point.
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BSmack wrote:Denying routine preventative health care to 40+ million Americans is not denying those persons life?

It also says they can't be DENIED property.

But I'd love for you to show me the part that says it's OWED to you?

It's mindboggling that a person could even begin to interpret "shall not deny" to mean "must provide."


Tell you what, let's get this socialist utopian ball rolling... let's start by you handing over your property to me, B15.


Then again, we're well aware of your level of respect for what belongs to others...

Your "what's yours is mine" attitude is pretty well documented around here.
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But what's crazy in all this, and what the younger generation doesn't and can't understand:

Anyone who grew up in the USA who is between the ages of say, 35-70 or so was brought up in a era of heavy, heavy propaganda by the tag-team of the government and the military-industrial complex that was reliant on that propaganda to survive.

A couple of generations of Americans were brought up being told at great lengths that communism/socialism was the devil itself, and it was worth hundreds of thousands of American lives (and plenty of people in that age range lost loved ones for "the cause) and countless billions of tax dollars to fight, since it was the most grave threat to the American Way of Life in our country's history.

We spent decades being programmed to this line of "proper thinking."

And now, I guess because Bush was a shitty president in a shitty time for our country, people who spent 20, 30, 40 years being brainwashed into a particular, narrow mindset are suddenly supposed to forget every political principle they ever held dear, and embrace socialism as our great savior?


This is a big practical joke, right? Allen Funt is going to jump out at me any second now, right?


If you think Bush divided this country... you ain't seen nothing yet. This is going to get VERY ugly before it's over. Those of us who think our guarantee of basic rights actually means something are going to continue to develop an ever-growing beef with those who seek to undermine the American Way of Life.


I could easily adjust my lifestyle to benefit greatly from socialism, and with my smoooove game, I could likely exploit it much better than the Average Joe... count on that. But, I'm still opposed, because for me to do that, I'd have to compromise my personal ethics, because no matter how dire my strights should ever become, I refuse to TAKE THAT WHICH DOES NOT BELONG TO ME.

Matter of fact, I believe the name for that activity is known as "stealing," and it's no less reprehensible if it's done by mandate or by a burglar's hand. If I'm in such a bad way that I need something you have to survive, I'll come look you right in your eye and ask for it, and explain the circumstances that led to me needing your help. Conversely, I'll give the shirt off my back on a January day to someone whose situation is so grave they need it more than I.


You want something of mine? Come ask me for it, and tell me why you need it. Chances are, I'll give it to you. When you start taking my shit (key word being "MY") for whatever reason you see fot, we've got a big problem, and I'll fight you tooth and nail over it, regardless of how much or little whatever it is means to me (but you really only want one thing that belongs to me... my cash).


Fucking A, how big a fuckups did the parents of the Obamanation People have to be to raise such morally bankrupt children?
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Dinsdale wrote:And now, I guess because Bush was a shitty president in a shitty time for our country, people who spent 20, 30, 40 years being brainwashed into a particular, narrow mindset are suddenly supposed to forget every political principle they ever held dear, and embrace socialism as our great savior?
Wow. Just wow. You just called anyone between the ages of 35-70 who agrees with you brainwashed. Talk about painting yourself into a fucking corner.
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You were brainwashed too, B15. You were just a little too slow for any of it to sink in.
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Dinsdale wrote:You were brainwashed too, B15. You were just a little too slow for any of it to sink in.
That's so retarded you should change your avatar to a short bus with a pancake on top.
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http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/22/ ... newssearch

Now CNN is parroting what The New York Post said last night, who to believe.
CNN) -- Gov. David Paterson had no intention of appointing Caroline Kennedy to fill the Senate seat vacated by Hillary Clinton, a source close to the New York governor told CNN Thursday.

Caroline Kennedy has withdrawn her name from consideration for Hillary Clinton's Senate seat.

The source told CNN that Paterson did not think Kennedy was "ready for prime time," citing her efforts, at times awkward, to try to win the appointment.

"She clearly has no policy experience and couldn't handle the pressure," said the source, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the situation. "Why would he pick her given how badly she handled herself in recent weeks?"
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Tom In VA wrote:Now CNN is parroting what The New York Post said last night, who to believe.
Looks like you had this one right. Mea Culpa.

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You still reading the Constitution looking for that part about why your 10th Am. argument is shit? I can wait.
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When the government starts issuing birth certificates to zygotes and embryos, you will have a point.

Lame--just lame.
Think infanticide--err---"partial birth abortion". If that's not killing babies--what is ??
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I can't wait. It's an ADD thing.

Enlighten us little man. Tell us why it's OK for the gubmint to shit all over a very clearly written document, written by dude's way fukking smarter and better than you'll ever hope to be. Those old fukkers knew that gubmints given the ability to "fix" everything, will try. And that they will stomp all over individual liberty to do it.

Hurry up, bitch. I don't have all day. And please don't go to that tired ass interstate commerce card. We really need to ammend that fukking thing right out of the constitution.
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This is for the best. Caroline Kennedy, a rich do-gooder, is not a pol. If she is genuinely interested in working for the common good, then she has no reason to involve herself with government.
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there's one thing I don't get with her.

All that money and she can't cough over a few grand to buy herself a decent set of titties?
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Caroline needs to make this her official press release photo. She looks HOT in a relative sort of way.

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smackaholic wrote:She looks HOT in a relative sort of way.
Come out from behind the troll, Shoalzie.
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smackaholic wrote:there's one thing I don't get with her.

All that money and she can't cough over a few grand to buy herself a decent set of titties?

All that money says she doesn't need to attach plastic grapefruits to her ribcage.
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gene hackman would look hot standing next to helen.
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Tom In VA wrote:Now CNN is parroting what The New York Post said last night, who to believe.
Looks like you had this one right. Mea Culpa.
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Back to the topic at hand (sort of) . . .

Rep. Kirsten Gillibrand has been nominated to fill the vacancy left by Hillary's resignation.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090123/ap_ ... enate_seat

I first heard her name mentioned in connection with this seat yesterday after I posted. I'm a little surprised. I expected Paterson to nominate either a bigger name, or someone who had been in the House a little longer than she has been. Still, nominating an upstater was a good move, I think.

Oh yeah, rules . . .

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A little on the heavy side (by this board's standards, anyway), but I'd do her. Her funbags look like they'd be, well, fun.

And I'm sure Dins has done worse on an occasion or two at last call.
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smackaholic wrote:gene hackman would look hot standing next to helen.

What are you trying to say, dude? See - this is why I can't trust you to finish the job with Douchebag. He must DIE
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