can I just say...the reindeer suck

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Whitey wrote:Did you expect me to just lay back and take it? Hardly. I'll give back as good as I get.
Start the thread then, you wirey little redneck.

Go time!
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War Wagon wrote:
Tyree wrote:More importantly, why is it the bottom feeders on this board who continually call out the reindeer?
Because you're easy targets, duh.
Priceless.
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Even Vixen thinks you suck, Whitey, and that slut will back it up for anyone.
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Give it a rest Rudy, it's not my fault your most prominent feature (sup brother Tyree?) is a red nose.
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suckfest
Terry in Crapchester wrote: But this board doesn't exactly represent reality.
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quacker backer wrote:suckfest
Little late to be supplementing the Christmas list, isn't it?
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The Reindeer have no understanding of "limits." Their idea of "polite" is molesting your junk after they've ripped it off.
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Comet,
I think he's offering to perform at our holiday party.
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Hope he can unhinge his jaw.
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Blitzen wrote:Hope he can unhinge his jaw.
BALEE DAT
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smackaholic wrote:When did we get a nog reindeer? I'll bet santa puts him at the back of the team. He ought to atleast give them a little better top speed.
Actually, my exceptionally large reindick creates drag and slows the sleigh down.

Again, I ask this question, why is it the bottom feeder-ist of the bottom feeders call out the reindeer?
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Tyree wrote:Actually, my exceptionally large reindick creates drag and slows the sleigh down.
It's twoo, it's twooo

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When asked in a television interview if anything was so offensive it had to be cut from the movie, however, Mel Brooks confided that one bit between Madeline Kahn and Cleavon Little had to be edited. In the darkened dressing room when Lili asks Bart if it's "twue" what they say about black men and then she says "it's twue, it's twue!", he cut Bart's punchline of "I'm sorry to disappoint you, miss, but you're sucking on my arm."
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War Wagon wrote: Did you expect me to just lay back and take it?
I'll bet you hear that a lot at home.
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smackaholic wrote:When did we get a nog reindeer?
Affirmative action. Corporate came down pretty hard on Santa. We're an EOE corporation now.

Actually, Tyree is straight. He makes the 40 runs.
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He also gives us a 'hood pass for the rare times we have to make a stop in the low-income communities.
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quacker backer wrote:suckfest
Yeah, because criticism means a lot when the guy dishing it out is about as entertaining as a 70 year old crippled widower with ass cancer.
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Dasher wrote:criticism means a lot...
It means even less coming from trolls.

For instance, did you witness Ms. Bitchshise's latest attempt at smack?

That was a more effective blast than anything you could muster. There's no possible way to insult you worse than that.
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trolls? regulars? Who gives a fuck, you adolescent-looking dumbfuck? You're all a bunch of random, face-less internet jerkoffs as far as I'm concerned.
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Dasher wrote:trolls? regulars? Who gives a fuck, you adolescent-looking dumbfuck? You're all a bunch of random, face-less internet jerkoffs as far as I'm concerned.
adolescent looking?!?

Flattery will get you nowhere.

damn, that's the nicest thing anybody has said about me in years.

errr... go impale yourself on a weather vane.
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Dasher wrote:trolls? regulars? Who gives a fuck,
Exactly so. Whitey has raised the white pussy flag. He was called out to get it on with any single one of us and he couldn't hack it. Period.

This thread is a testament to his extreme pussiness. Troll, non-troll, it doesn't matter. It's an excuse for him to try to salvage any remaining board cred. Because the board sees right through his asinine act. These people are not message board beginners. Who does this asshole think reads this?

Few posters suck as badly as he does. It's in plain view for all to witness.

Whitey is a pussy.
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Hey, Whitey's all about the credibility. On message boards. We're obviously dealing with a VERY serious guy.

Good for him. Good for him.

'Cept he's got Puffycoat 3.0 hot on his trail, with auto-racks locked and loaded anytime Whitey successfully finds the submit button.

Tough to argue "credibility" in that situation.
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War Wagon wrote:I'll give back as good as I get.
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Dasher wrote:
quacker backer wrote:suckfest
Yeah, because criticism means a lot when the guy dishing it out is about as entertaining as a 70 year old crippled widower with ass cancer.
I thought he was issuing an invitation. I'm doing something else that weekend
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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Dasher wrote:'Cept he's got Puffycoat 3.0
Nope, he was banned.
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Words cannot describe how bad that post is.

Now a moment of silence for posters everywhere so that we can mourn the death of smakchat.

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