Masters Contest 2025

[bungle clone]

Hi Pat. Like your work.

Say, some may opine that the axe wielding pegs you as having severe anti-social personality disorder, but frankly, you applied proper justice to Leto...






for his street hood-rat gangsta Joker garbage portrayal






Well played, however anachronistically.

What makes you a psycho-to-the-bone lunatic is that you would actually apply your ample music criticism skills to Huey Lewis.

My G0D, man.




This I proclaim as Monarch of Page 2!

[The Seer]

Horschel blowed goats this tourn.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

HPG is your rabbit. Go get him, players.


Poster Player Rd1 Rd2 Rd3 Rd4 Individual Total Team Total
Donnie Baker Rory McIlroy 72 66 0 0 138 287
Donnie Baker Adam Scott 77 72 0 0 149

L45B Patrick Cantlay 74 72 0 0 146 298
L45B Lucas Glover 78 74 0 0 152

Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 69 0 0 142 286
Meat Head Sahith Theegala 72 72 0 0 144

Smackie Chan Xander Schauffele 73 69 0 0 142 289
Smackie Chan Keegan Bradley 74 73 0 0 147

Roach Jordan Spieth 73 73 0 0 146 287
Roach Sungjae Im 71 70 0 0 141

Ken Bernhard Langer 74 73 0 0 147 295
Ken Fred Couples 71 77 0 0 148

88Buckeye Cameron Smith 71 78 0 0 149 289
88Buckeye Jason Day 70 70 0 0 140

Biggie Robert MacIntyre 75 75 0 0 150 291
Biggie Patrick Reed 71 70 0 0 141

HighHard1 Collin Morikawa 72 69 0 0 141 291
HighHard1 Hiroshi Tai 73 77 0 0 150

Patrick Bateman Will Zalatoris 74 78 0 0 152 307
Patrick Bateman Angel Cabrera 75 80 0 0 155

HPG John Rahm 75 71 0 0 146 282
HPG Justin Rose 65 71 0 0 136

TWIS Matt Fitzpatrick 71 73 0 0 144 288
TWIS Max Homa 74 70 0 0 144

Seer Bryson Dechambeau 69 68 0 0 137 286
Seer Billy Horschel 77 72 0 0 149

scotchnh2o Justin Thomas 73 71 0 0 144 290
scotchnh2o Tom Kim 73 73 0 0 146

kcdave Brooks Koepka 74 75 0 0 149 292
kcdave Sam Burns 73 70 0 0 143

Kluba Russell Henley 79 68 0 0 147 285
Kluba Corey Conners 68 70 0 0 138

Strawman Min Woo Lee 71 72 0 0 143 289
Strawman Akshay Bhatia 70 76 0 0 146

Roux Scottie Scheffler 68 71 0 0 139 288
Roux Phil Mickelson 75 74 0 0 149

[L45B]

Donnie—

If one of our players missed the cut, then we’re toast. That should eliminate almost everyone. (I swear to g0d), Who is even left to win this puke colored green jacket?

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Donnie—

If one of our players missed the cut, then we’re toast. That should eliminate almost everyone. (I swear to g0d), Who is even left to win this puke colored green jacket?

You are correct about the rules. I didn't have time to add cuts to the spreadsheet this morning. Whole buncha us suck at this game.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

NEW UPDATE.
SIX T1B players remain -->>IN<<-- the game.

HPG John Rahm 75 71 0 0 146 282
HPG Justin Rose 65 71 0 0 136

Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 69 0 0 142 286
Meat Head Sahith Theegala 72 72 0 0 144

Roach Jordan Spieth 73 73 0 0 146 287
Roach Sungjae Im 71 70 0 0 141

TWIS Matt Fitzpatrick 71 73 0 0 144 288
TWIS Max Homa 74 70 0 0 144

Strawman Min Woo Lee 71 72 0 0 143 289
Strawman Akshay Bhatia 70 76 0 0 146

88Buckeye Cameron Smith 71 78 cut 0 149 289
88Buckeye Jason Day 70 70 0 0 140

scotchnh2o Justin Thomas 73 71 0 0 144 290
scotchnh2o Tom Kim 73 73 0 0 146



CUT PLAYERS and (Why):
Roux (Mickelson)
kcdave (koepka)
Seer (Horschel)
Patrick Bateman (Zalatoris)
HighHard1 (Tai)
Biggie (MacIntyre)
Ken (Langer)
Smackie Chan (Shauffele)
L45BB (Cantlay)
Donnie Baker (Scott)
kluba (Henley)

[FiatLux]

Four Cal Bears make the cut at the Masters


Leader is at -8

Morikawa at -3
Michael Kim at -1
Max Homa at E
Byeong Hun An at +1


Remarkable






Go Bears!

[Meat Head]

Four Cal Bears make the cut at the Masters


Leader is at -8

Morikawa at -3
Michael Kim at -1
Max Homa at E
Byeong Hun An at +1


Remarkable






Go Bears!

And that adds to your "coolness" how? You aren't even a native cal.


idiot.

[L45B]

Don’t forget that Collin Morikawa tried to steal Clint Eastwood’s Gran Torino! Gangbanger Asians don’t deserve DEI treatment!

[Roach]

They need a few of Greg Norman's old caddies out in the crowd to find and beat mercilessly any asshole yelling "get in the hole."

[Carson]

If you listen closely, they're yelling Rack the Trolls.

[The Seer]

idiot.

No question. But at least he didn't type WE made the cut at the Masters.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

Headed into the final round on Sunday we have a tie at the lead.



Roach Jordan Spieth 73 73 69 0 215 427
Roach Sungjae Im 71 70 71 0 212

HPG John Rahm 75 71 70 0 216 427
HPG Justin Rose 65 71 75 0 211

TWIS Matt Fitzpatrick 71 73 74 0 218 431
TWIS Max Homa 74 70 69 0 213

Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 69 75 0 217 434
Meat Head Sahith Theegala 72 72 73 0 217

scotchnh2o Justin Thomas 73 71 76 0 220 438
scotchnh2o Tom Kim 73 73 72 0 218

Strawman Min Woo Lee 71 72 77 0 220 441
Strawman Akshay Bhatia 70 76 75 0 221

[L45B]

Nobody wants to win this tournament.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

CONGRATS to our T1B champion, HighPlainsGrifter!


Roach Jordan Spieth 73 73 69 70 285 566
Roach Sungjae Im 71 70 71 69 281

HPG John Rahm 75 71 70 69 285 562
HPG Justin Rose 65 71 75 66 277

TWIS Matt Fitzpatrick 71 73 74 73 291 575
TWIS Max Homa 74 70 69 71 284

Meat Head Tommy Fleetwood 73 69 75 69 286 574
Meat Head Sahith Theegala 72 72 73 71 288

scotchnh2o Justin Thomas 73 71 76 70 290 587
scotchnh2o Tom Kim 73 73 72 79 297

Strawman Min Woo Lee 71 72 77 74 294 588
Strawman Akshay Bhatia 70 76 75 73 294

[bungle clone]

well done HPG! Dunno if you pulled this off all scientifically like "Ace" in Casino






or if you totally





as Lefty Gomez, an all-star pitcher for the New York Yankees in the 1930's, had it:






either way, yet another bode trophy is added to your already massive collection.


rack

[FiatLux]

as Lefty Gomez, an all-star pitcher for the New York Yankees in the 1930's, had it:






either way, yet another bode trophy is added to your already massive collection.


rack

Are you trying to scare him off bungle?

Tossing in another San Francisco Bay area guy into the thread.

That said, HPG is one of my favorite posters going back to the old days when he had a different nic.

[bungle clone]

Are you trying to scare him off bungle?

Tossing in another San Francisco Bay area guy into the thread.

That said, HPG is one of my favorite posters going back to the old days when he had a different nic.

I first saw HighPlainsGrifter on .net. His smack is of top tier quality and his style doesn't well match any poster from SCIII onward imo. Could he be an SCIII alum? Yeah sure, maybe he's a dude who was a middling smacker or even a bottom feeder who left the boards, worked on his game and reinvented himself. Perhaps he's VENOM_VENGE. That guy liked to mix it up a lot but he needed improvement. So many possibilities, but I won't dwell on that.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

Peep the new avatar. Anyone wants me to drape a green jacket on them, you have one year to make it happen.

[Roach]

I'm feelng like Justin Rose right now... I Want a green coat!

Wear it well sir, cold revenge will take a year to manifest.

Kudos to HPG.