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Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 million.
Yes--I bought a ticket. You absolutely cannot win if you don't. If I ever won, I have an old high school pal who is an estate lawyer set up a trust fund for me.
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Only to collect your winnings.
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Carson wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 5:17 pm Only to collect your winnings.
That’s racist.
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Wolfman wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:33 pm Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 million.
Yes--I bought a ticket. You absolutely cannot win if you don't. If I ever won, I have an old high school pal who is an estate lawyer set up a trust fund for me.
The lottery is a tax on the stupid. My fifth grade science teacher taught me that. What's your excuse, Wolftard?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I bought a ticket. If I win, I'm paying Trump's bond in Screwy's name.
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88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:08 pm I bought a ticket. If I win, I'm paying Trump's bond in Screwy's name.
Good luck
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:42 pm
Wolfman wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:33 pm Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 million.
Yes--I bought a ticket. You absolutely cannot win if you don't. If I ever won, I have an old high school pal who is an estate lawyer set up a trust fund for me.
The lottery is a tax on the stupid. My fifth grade science teacher taught me that. What's your excuse, Wolftard?
I can't remember the last time I bought a lottery ticket. YEARS ago. However, I have zero issue with the occasional lottery purchase during these spikes in prize winnings. $5 on a lottery ticket isn't going to hurt ya every few months, unless of course it puts a dent in your laundromat coinage.

It's when I happen to be in a convenience store and there is someone who is purchasing a stack of tickets, not even for powerball but rather just the basic lottery that gets me. The stupidity floats like a wet fart in the store.
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88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:08 pm I bought a ticket. If I win, I'm paying Trump's bond in Screwy's name.
C’mon, Screwy. You gotta admit that would be damn funny.

As often as I go to Florida, I may have bought a ticket once.

But even if I never buy one, Alabama needs to get a lottery set up soon. People are buying tix in FL, GA, TN, and MS anyway. Need to keep some money here to fix our own shit.
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I play when they get to $750 mill or so these days.
$2 waste of $? Perhaps. Could I do worse? Yes.
The $2 gives me ten or fifteen minutes to day dream.
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kcdave wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 12:14 am If I ever win, I will kick a little t1b's way. Maybe throw
an epic party somewhere, fly folks in and teach them
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There you go! Love it.
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Megamillions 1.13B winner in New Jersey!

We have any clones in Jersey?
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Ken wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:42 pm
Wolfman wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:33 pm Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 million.
Yes--I bought a ticket. You absolutely cannot win if you don't. If I ever won, I have an old high school pal who is an estate lawyer set up a trust fund for me.
The lottery is a tax on the stupid. My fifth grade science teacher taught me that. What's your excuse, Wolftard?
I can't remember the last time I bought a lottery ticket. YEARS ago. However, I have zero issue with the occasional lottery purchase during these spikes in prize winnings. $5 on a lottery ticket isn't going to hurt ya every few months, unless of course it puts a dent in your laundromat coinage.

It's when I happen to be in a convenience store and there is someone who is purchasing a stack of tickets, not even for powerball but rather just the basic lottery that gets me. The stupidity floats like a wet fart in the store.
This^^^^.

I agree that the lottery is gambling for people that are bad at math, but I do fall victim to the occasional 5 dollar drop just for the fun of playing “what if”.

But when I see that poor fukking sap at the convenience store handing over $$$$ he really can’t afford, it is kind of depressing.


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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Wolfman wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:33 pm Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 million.
Yes--I bought a ticket. You absolutely cannot win if you don't. If I ever won, I have an old high school pal who is an estate lawyer set up a trust fund for me.
The lottery is a tax on the stupid. My fifth grade science teacher taught me that. What's your excuse, Wolftard?
Or any of the far too many casinos since the days of the days of organized crime. You know if you’re not the house your the sucker
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