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Certainly looks that way. Maybe look for him to be an on air commentator for TV ?
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Re: Jack Nicklaus
And you suck at glass dick identification.
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mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Re: Jack Nicklaus
Suck his fat yellow dick more you fuckin traitor.smackaholic wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:28 am And you suck at glass dick identification.
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Spray, turn off your runt filter. He just said you had a fat cock. I figure you don't get that much. :grin:
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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So, looks like he pretty well crushed the fukk out of his lower right leg. Don't know if his jacked up back got any worse.
Assuming no other major issues, does anyone think #16 is still out there?
I had him written off 3 years ago and won't make that prediction again. I think it could be out there. I'd like to see it.
Assuming no other major issues, does anyone think #16 is still out there?
I had him written off 3 years ago and won't make that prediction again. I think it could be out there. I'd like to see it.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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What is he, 45? I cant imagine a comeback from the injuries described. Has to be at least 1.5-2 year recovery.
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Good thing you aren't the doorman in this sordid clambake, but by all means, continue pretending you are.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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I think it all depends on whether or not there's joint injury. Joints are tricky. Bones, not so much. If it is simply a mushed tibia, they can just give him a carbon fiber one or whatever.
Anyhoo, after Augusta in '19, I'm not betting against him. Not betting for either, which I would have before '19.
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Jack Nicklaus
No , I haven’t. Worst thing was a hairline fracture of right arm in 6th grade.smackaholic wrote:I think it all depends on whether or not there's joint injury. Joints are tricky. Bones, not so much. If it is simply a mushed tibia, they can just give him a carbon fiber one or whatever.
Anyhoo, after Augusta in '19, I'm not betting against him. Not betting for either, which I would have before '19.
But the fact remains that fixing bones is child’s play compared to joints,especially the mother of all joints, the spine.
Assuming no joint problems, he’ll play golf this year, possibly even competitive golf, late this year.
Of course, Augusta is off the schedule, unfortunately.
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mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Re: Jack Nicklaus
How old do you have to be to join the Champions Tour?
Maybe he could rid with John Daly.
Maybe he could rid with John Daly.
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Yuck it up traitorsmackaholic wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 4:07 pmGood thing you aren't the doorman in this sordid clambake, but by all means, continue pretending you are.
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It’s why I come here.Kierland wrote:Yuck it up traitorsmackaholic wrote: ↑Wed Feb 24, 2021 4:07 pmGood thing you aren't the doorman in this sordid clambake, but by all means, continue pretending you are.
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Nahhh, my scroll wheel finger is strong. I don't mind using it.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Re: Jack Nicklaus
Unlike your brain.
Fuck off Nazi and take your fat yellow butt buddy with you.
Fuck off Nazi and take your fat yellow butt buddy with you.
Re: Jack Nicklaus
Put a dude of Asian descent behind the wheel, and you take your chances.
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Since when is Billy Joel asian?
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I'm not betting on the feline showing up at Augusta anytime before 2023. And even that is a stretch. If and when he's able to load weight on his back foot again is going to determine if he can even play a 9 hole muni with Charlie.
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I think they can get a bone healed quicker than that. He'll be walking this year. Maybe swinging a club.
He'll play next year. Wlll he play well? Who knows.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Sin,What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
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Well, the world needs ditchdiggers, too.The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 3:28 pm
Sin,What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
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Tiger was going almost double the speed limit.
https://www.latimes.com/california/stor ... fter-crash
No toxicology report, but "Woods indicated he had not consumed any drugs or medications at the time of the crash."
lol
Okay.
I mean, Tiger said so.
Good enough for me, Charlie.
https://www.latimes.com/california/stor ... fter-crash
No toxicology report, but "Woods indicated he had not consumed any drugs or medications at the time of the crash."
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Okay.
I mean, Tiger said so.
Good enough for me, Charlie.
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He just made the cut at the Masters.Buttsy wrote:Tiger's golf career is now over.
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Sure. But it wasn’t the worst round of the day. Then look at all of the players behind him.
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WTF does that have to do with him now not being able to win? You know the fucking topic at hand.Left Seater wrote: ↑Sun Apr 10, 2022 1:37 pm Sure. But it wasn’t the worst round of the day. Then look at all of the players behind him.
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It's been fun to see Tiger lay a big egg this weekend. When is he going to come clean about the car crash?
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Safe from what - Father Time?Papa Willie wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 3:52 pmStill think Jack is safe.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 2:16 pmHe just made the cut at the Masters.Buttsy wrote:Tiger's golf career is now over.
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Time is not on his side.
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Back in the day, only Tiger and a couple/few others were *BOMBING* balls off the tee, and with long irons and fairway woods.
Now there are a bunch of dudes doing it, and they are much younger than Eldrick.
He has lost some of the advantage he used to enjoy.
Compare the bodies of the modern players with those of two or three generations ago.
It used to be that a number of really excellent players were visible tubby, lacking in muscle definition, or unfit.
Now the top guys are generally really buff.
It is noticeable.
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Back in the day, only Tiger and a couple/few others were *BOMBING* balls off the tee, and with long irons and fairway woods.
Now there are a bunch of dudes doing it, and they are much younger than Eldrick.
He has lost some of the advantage he used to enjoy.
Compare the bodies of the modern players with those of two or three generations ago.
It used to be that a number of really excellent players were visible tubby, lacking in muscle definition, or unfit.
Now the top guys are generally really buff.
It is noticeable.
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Re: Jack Nicklaus
He looks like a meth'd-out son of Derron.
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And this is cheating how?
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Left Seater wrote: ↑Tue Apr 12, 2022 7:44 pmAnd this is cheating how? You are all about taking every advantage and pounding your opponent into the ground. Tiger did just that, yet now it is cheating in your eyes? Nice hypocrisy.
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Says the guy who wants to beat the opponent into submission and stand on his throat in a 10 year old baseball game.
I mean this coach is you right?
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Ow you want to talk about being raised right?
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