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It's sucked horse cock for quite some time now.

Politics has always been a topic of discussion, but these days it pretty much is the only discussion. When was the last time there was a decent jerkoff story?

Actually, if we actually discussed politics, it might not be so bad. But it is pretty much "traitor! traitor! traitor!".
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If we're gonna do nothing but politics, can we at least make it funny?

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It’s funny as fuck that you cry midget for two decades and then get bored with traitor after a month.
Fuck off traitor, maybe if you weren’t one it wouldn’t bug you so much.
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smackaholic wrote: Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:54 pm Actually, if we actually discussed politics, it might not be so bad. But it is pretty much "traitor! traitor! traitor!".
We actually discuss politics here. Unfortunately for you, you don't like the topic of conversation, and are desperate to change it.

Your asswipe president lied for years about the integrity of our elections so that he could use it as an excuse for when he lost. So he lied for years and built up his base, only to whip them up into a violent frenzy and unload them on the Capitol when they were certifying the presidential election.

One officer died during the riot, two killed themselves afterward, and one guy lost three fingers. And you want to talk international monetary policy instead.

You deserve for every day of the rest of your pitiful life to be told that you are a POS.
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Kierland wrote: Sun Feb 14, 2021 1:34 pm then get bored with traitor after a month.
And hopefully you will get bored of it soon too.
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As soon as you grow passed 5’2” I’ll stop ok traitor?
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Sun Feb 14, 2021 6:12 pm
smackaholic wrote: Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:54 pm Actually, if we actually discussed politics, it might not be so bad. But it is pretty much "traitor! traitor! traitor!".
We actually discuss politics here. Unfortunately for you, you don't like the topic of conversation, and are desperate to change it.

Your asswipe president lied for years about the integrity of our elections so that he could use it as an excuse for when he lost. So he lied for years and built up his base, only to whip them up into a violent frenzy and unload them on the Capitol when they were certifying the presidential election.

One officer died during the riot, two killed themselves afterward, and one guy lost three fingers. And you want to talk international monetary policy instead.

You deserve for every day of the rest of your pitiful life to be told that you are a POS.
Screwey coming to the defense of cops.

That's rich.
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Naziaholic championing insurgents. Fuck off traitor.
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Kierland wrote: Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:04 pm Naziaholic championing insurgents. Fuck off traitor.
He loves them. They are special.
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Derron57 wrote: Sun Feb 14, 2021 6:46 pm And hopefully you will get bored of it soon too.
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Softball Bat wrote: Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:20 pm This place sucks horse cocks.
Could be worse. Could be hostboard. (Cuda still lay a yearly rose over there?)
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smackaholic wrote: Sun Feb 14, 2021 10:34 pm
Screwey coming to the defense of cops.

That's rich.
Word on the street is another crime bill is coming. mvscals should have never voted for Jim Crow and the Cop.
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smackaholic wrote: Sun Feb 14, 2021 10:34 pm
Screwey coming to the defense of cops.

That's rich.
Word on the street is another crime bill is coming. mvscals should have never voted for Jim Crow and the Cop.
Wonder how many of them “voted” for them without knowing it?

And to the usual “where’s your evidence” crowd, I say I do t have any. Just like you have no evidence that they did vote.


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Fuck off traitor. The evidence you are full of shit is that the only people backing your play are crazy people like Dump and MTG. Oh and the Congress certified the vote AFTER they were attacked and one of the cops trying to protect them was killed.
Again F U C K O F F traitor!
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Kierland wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 9:37 pm Fuck off traitor. The evidence you are full of shit is that the only people backing your play are crazy people like Dump and MTG. Oh and the Congress certified the vote AFTER they were attacked and one of the cops trying to protect them was killed.
Again F U C K O F F traitor!
JFK's results were certified, too.
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And FDR and Nixon and Polk and on and on.
Fuck off pretzel head.
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Innocent Bystander wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:25 pm
Kierland wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 9:37 pm Fuck off traitor. The evidence you are full of shit is that the only people backing your play are crazy people like Dump and MTG. Oh and the Congress certified the vote AFTER they were attacked and one of the cops trying to protect them was killed.
Again F U C K O F F traitor!
JFK's results were certified, too.
So were every other president's going back to, oh...Washington?
So what's your point?
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Kierland wrote:Fuck off traitor. The evidence you are full of shit is that the only people backing your play are crazy people like Dump and MTG. Oh and the Congress certified the vote AFTER they were attacked and one of the cops trying to protect them was killed.
Again F U C K O F F traitor!
So you are fine with mass mail voting?

It is a system that is extremely easy to cheat. And all but impossible to catch said cheating.

Of course you are, because you aren’t interested in having a process that is trusted. You just want power.


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smackaholic wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:31 pm
It is a system that is extremely easy to cheat.
Got any specific examples of where and when that happened?
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smackaholic wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 9:30 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Sun Feb 14, 2021 10:34 pm
Screwey coming to the defense of cops.

That's rich.
Word on the street is another crime bill is coming. mvscals should have never voted for Jim Crow and the Cop.
Wonder how many of them “voted” for them without knowing it?

And to the usual “where’s your evidence” crowd, I say I do t have any. Just like you have no evidence that they did vote.


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smackaholic wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:31 pm
Kierland wrote:Fuck off traitor. The evidence you are full of shit is that the only people backing your play are crazy people like Dump and MTG. Oh and the Congress certified the vote AFTER they were attacked and one of the cops trying to protect them was killed.
Again F U C K O F F traitor!
So you are fine with mass mail voting?

It is a system that is extremely easy to cheat. And all but impossible to catch said cheating.

Of course you are, because you aren’t interested in having a process that is trusted. You just want power.


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The Senate is 50-50 and yet 40 million more people voted for Ds you fucking traitor. Just want power eh?
And yes the mail is find for voting you Nazi fuck.
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This is theatre:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... Trump.html


What is it theatre distracting us from?
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Mikey wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:33 pm
smackaholic wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:31 pm
It is a system that is extremely easy to cheat.
Got any specific examples of where and when that happened?
No, I do not, as people doing so tend not to rat themselves out. But it is plenty easy to understand how it is done.

Requiring people to show up in person with a photo ID doesn't make cheating impossible, but it certainly does make it more difficult.

You are a reasonably bright guy, Mikey. You know I am right, but you go along with the charade because it gets your desired political results.
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smackaholic wrote:So you are fine with mass mail voting?

It is a system that is extremely easy to cheat. And all but impossible to catch said cheating.

Of course you are, because you aren’t interested in having a process that is trusted. You just want power.

Nice projections.

It was YOUR guy who vigorously sought to cling to power by overturning an election in which EACH STATE CERTIFIED ITS RESULTS.

You are a state's rights guy, yes?

Well, each state did their thing.


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Softball Bat wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 2:26 am
smackaholic wrote:So you are fine with mass mail voting?

It is a system that is extremely easy to cheat. And all but impossible to catch said cheating.

Of course you are, because you aren’t interested in having a process that is trusted. You just want power.

Nice projections.

It was YOUR guy who vigorously sought to cling to power by overturning an election in which EACH STATE CERTIFIED ITS RESULTS.

You are a state's rights guy, yes?

Well, each state did their thing.


Bellyaching loser, man.
Each state did "do their thing". Trouble is, the Constitution specifically directs the legislatures to set the rules. Sadly, these Republican led legislatures sat on their hands as AGs and Courts did their fukking jobs for them.

Rack the dems for wanting it more I guess.

But none of this changes the fact that we allowed an unverifiable system to exist.

As a result many millions of people think the election was stolen. And they don't think this because some crazy old orange fart told them they was robbed. They think it because they aren't fukking idiots.

The solution is not to stop telling them they was robbed. The solution is to put in place a systen which is difficult to cheat.
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smackaholic wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 2:03 am
Mikey wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:33 pm
smackaholic wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:31 pm
It is a system that is extremely easy to cheat.
Got any specific examples of where and when that happened?
No, I do not, as people doing so tend not to rat themselves out. But it is plenty easy to understand how it is done.
If you’ve got absolutely nothing to back up your shit position, then you must know that you have nothing but sour grapes. What a cunt you are.
smackaholic wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 2:03 am Requiring people to show up in person with a photo ID doesn't make cheating impossible, but it certainly does make it more difficult.
Indeed it makes it more much more difficult for LEGAL voters to vote. But you’re fine with taking away the vote from someone you fear. What a complete nazi you are.
smackaholic wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 2:03 am You are a reasonably bright guy, Mikey. You know I am right, but you go along with the charade because it gets your desired political results.
Great hypocrisy, asswipe. Is there nothing you wouldn’t do to obtain your desired political results? Fuck off
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smackaholic wrote:As a result many millions of people think the election was stolen. And they don't think this because some crazy old orange fart told them they was robbed. They think it because they aren't fukking idiots.
The only reason millions of people think the election was stolen is because these fools take everything Dump says as gospel.

He is the personification of truth to them/you. lol

Don't lie.
You sit there in your living room and LAP UP all of his zany bullshit.
High-fiving to every wack diatribe he puts out there.
Then parroting them with buddies of yours.

The entire spectacle would be funny as can be, if not for how serious it is (see January 6th).

It is a cult.
Very foolish people have chosen to follow a deranged cult leader

... off a cliff.


Good luck.
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smackaholic wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 2:59 am
Softball Bat wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 2:26 am
smackaholic wrote:So you are fine with mass mail voting?

It is a system that is extremely easy to cheat. And all but impossible to catch said cheating.

Of course you are, because you aren’t interested in having a process that is trusted. You just want power.

Nice projections.

It was YOUR guy who vigorously sought to cling to power by overturning an election in which EACH STATE CERTIFIED ITS RESULTS.

You are a state's rights guy, yes?

Well, each state did their thing.


Bellyaching loser, man.
Each state did "do their thing". Trouble is, the Constitution specifically directs the legislatures to set the rules. Sadly, these Republican led legislatures sat on their hands as AGs and Courts did their fukking jobs for them.

Rack the dems for wanting it more I guess.

But none of this changes the fact that we allowed an unverifiable system to exist.

As a result many millions of people think the election was stolen. And they don't think this because some crazy old orange fart told them they was robbed. They think it because they aren't fukking idiots.

The solution is not to stop telling them they was robbed. The solution is to put in place a systen which is difficult to cheat.
No they think it specifically because they are idiots, just like you traitor. They think it because they will believe anything, even that a lady who never fucked gave birth to kid, or that white people are superior, or that somehow the orange menace got fucked by the vote count but not one single other person who ran did. Fuck off traitor, or keep digging your grave.
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smackaholic wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 2:03 am
Mikey wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:33 pm
smackaholic wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:31 pm
It is a system that is extremely easy to cheat.
Got any specific examples of where and when that happened?
No, I do not, as people doing so tend not to rat themselves out. But it is plenty easy to understand how it is done.

Requiring people to show up in person with a photo ID doesn't make cheating impossible, but it certainly does make it more difficult.
Yeah, right....

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Bill in Houston wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:10 am Indeed it makes it more much more difficult for LEGAL voters to vote. But you’re fine with taking away the vote from someone you fear. What a complete nazi you are.
How so?

The great majority of the population is not bed-ridden. They are capable of making their way tp a polling station to cast a vote.

For those that can't make it to a polling station, there are ways to address their situations, but using them as an excuse for mass mailing is bullshit. It allows for mass vote harvesting and other shenanigans, as Sleepy Joe would say.
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:15 am
smackaholic wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 2:03 am
Mikey wrote: Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:33 pm

Got any specific examples of where and when that happened?
No, I do not, as people doing so tend not to rat themselves out. But it is plenty easy to understand how it is done.

Requiring people to show up in person with a photo ID doesn't make cheating impossible, but it certainly does make it more difficult.
Yeah, right....

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I'll assume that is a fake ID.

Such IDs were tougher to ID 50 years ago, but today we have barcode technolgy that makes ID verification child's play. Also, making, then using the ID takes time/effort/money. And when the fraudster goes to the polling station to cast a fraudulent vote, he is in danger of being caught.

Is any of this sinking in to your thick skull yet?

It is common sense and you know it. You also know that mass mailing is a system that can be gamed much more effectively by the left than the right, simply because of voter demographics. So, it's not even a case of the dems being better at cheating than the right.
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Fuck off traitor. You just want more white people to get a vote you poll taxing traitor.
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Polling stations don't have barcode readers.

How much would a barcode reader for checking drivers licenses cost?

How many polling stations are there.

And finally, how will you pay for all of that?
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Show ID to vote.
What's the problem?
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Innocent Bystander wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 9:30 pm Show ID to vote.
What's the problem?
Reading comprehension isn't your forte, is it?
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 9:40 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 9:30 pm Show ID to vote.
What's the problem?
Reading comprehension isn't your forte, is it?
Show ID. What's the problem?
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Jsc810 wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:05 pm trump challenged election results with more than 60 lawsuits. All of them were dismissed.

How can any rational person still possibly believe that Biden won due to fraud?
"Rational" being the key word here.
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Jsc810 wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:05 pm trump challenged election results with more than 60 lawsuits. All of them were dismissed.

How can any rational person still possibly believe that Biden won due to fraud?

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