RIP Maryanne

[smackaholic]

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#19 strikes down another in the prime of life.....82.

I'll bet every last one of you fukks over the age of 50 rubbed out a few to that sweet little farm girl.

I'll bet the Professor is tapping it right now.

[Dinsdale]

[Kierland]

Fuck both of you orange fucks. Trying to sneak in on a non political thread so you MIGHT be taken seriously. Mea Culpa or fuck off.

[Screw_Michigan]

Fuck both of you orange fucks. Trying to sneak in on a non political thread so you MIGHT be taken seriously. Mea Culpa or fuck off.

100%

[Softball Bat]

Mary Ann

[Innocent Bystander]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... i=23333070

#19 strikes down another in the prime of life.....82.

I'll bet every last one of you fukks over the age of 50 rubbed out a few to that sweet little farm girl.

I'll bet the Professor is tapping it right now.

If that's 82, she looks great.

I don't buy that Mary Ann was innocent. What's an unescorted farm girl doing on a three hour tour where the majority of passengers are men?

As for the Professor: gay or gigolo?

[Slap]

I wanted to go into full scale jerk mode for Ginger and Mary Ann whenever they came on. Fully nude, legs splayed wide, tongue out, two hand tug going, But my parents were always in the house. Fuck! So I had to keep all that sexual rage pent up for bathroom time. Mary Ann's dark shorts were some fantastic jerk fodder. I kept those in mind and spilled dozens of loads to each of the beauties. Lovey was excluded.

[Dinsdale]

where the majority of passengers are men?

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
The mate was a mighty sailing man
The skipper brave and sure
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour


A guess a majority ain't what it used to be.

[Innocent Bystander]

Why was she there, unchaperoned?
- Lovey - Thurston
- Ginger - probably also Thurston
-The Professor - probably needed Thurston's patronage


who invited Mary Ann?

The Skipper and Gilligan are not chaperones.

[Kierland]

where the majority of passengers are men?

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
The mate was a mighty sailing man
The skipper brave and sure
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour


A guess a majority ain't what it used to be.

The orange ditch digger can count to five. The number of fingers his proud friend stick up his ass no doubt.
You REALLY want to come back in here bunker boy?

[Smackie Chan]

where the majority of passengers are men?

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
The mate was a mighty sailing man
The skipper brave and sure
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour


A guess a majority ain't what it used to be.

The men won the electoral count.

[Dinsdale]

Why was she there, unchaperoned?

An adult woman needs a chaperone to do stuff?

A chaperone would have likely dampened her ability to partake of Professor's schlong, which she clearly coveted. She was always game to "stir the coconut"... the wonderful little whore.

And she won the trip in a raffle, or some such shit (pretty lame raffle, if there isn't two tickets).

[Innocent Bystander]

In the 1950s in TVLand, if she didn't want to end up like 'Mary from Iowa', then yes. That innocent farmgirl schtick has a lot going on beneath it. If everyone on that three hour tour was being punished, then Mary Ann's sin is pretty cut and dried.

As for the Professor, I figure he intentionally didn't fix the boat. And that he was gay. He was only interested in Ginger's mind? Ok, sure, yeah, whatever.

[Wolfman]

Ginger was more my speed. They sure packed a lot of things for a 3 hour boat ride.

[Bill in Houston]

That, and a lot of things washed up ('sup wolfie?)

[Dick Fuckington]

I blew many ropey loadZ into the sink as a teenager after watching both Mary Ann and Ginger.

[Slap]

I wanted to impregnate both of them multiple times.

Gilligan and the Skipper were both faggots, weren't they?

[Screw_Michigan]

I blew many ropey loadZ into the sink as a teenager after watching both Mary Ann and Ginger.

You jerked off in the sink? :?

[Innocent Bystander]

So no one is gonna answer how DF was able to accurately aim for the drain/basin, instead of the wall, mirror, light fixtures, or ceiling?

:?

aight.

[Dinsdale]

You jerked off in the sink?

No muss, no fuss.

[Slap]

So no one is gonna answer how DF was able to accurately aim for the drain/basin, instead of the wall, mirror, light fixtures, or ceiling?

:?

aight.

If you push the nozzle down you can spray it into the sink. It isn't as pleasurable as nutting for the ceiling, but sometimes circumstances dictate that frosting the sink is the way to go. And as Dinsdale indicates, the upside to jizzing the sink is that clean up is usually pretty snappy.

[Innocent Bystander]

I guess, y'all.

It's just that the tub is right there. How fucking tall does your Wilt Chamberlain ass have to be as a teen to go for the sink, instead of the tub/shower? Even easier to clean. I mean, damn, plus missing out on the brownie points from Mom because you're keeping clean instead of going to bed with teen boy stank.

Lather, rinse >>>>>>> jackhammer pain

I'm just saying. But aight. Must be a man thing.

[Dick Fuckington]

You jerked off in the sink?

No muss, no fuss.

Sometimes in the sink. Other times the bathroom floor looked like the bottom of a parakeet’s cage.

[Innocent Bystander]

Why are you pointing your dick down??! The floor? That's not normal, man.

[Bill in Houston]

Why are you pointing your dick down??! The floor? That's not normal, man.

It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits.

You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow.

[Dinsdale]

It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits.

You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow.

Beat me to it. IB has all of the scientific acumen of Softball Bat.

[Kierland]

And yet pop was the one that sniffed out the orange menace while you sucked Dump’s dick all the way to sedition. You truly are a stupid ditch digging grammar weirdo.

[Dinsdale]

And yet pop was the one that sniffed out the orange menace while you sucked Dump’s dick all the way to sedition.

(Non-existent ) Link?

YHKYOA

[Kierland]

That you won’t read because you post from the yellow Burt spray school of posting.

Fuck off proud coward.

[Dick Fuckington]

I guess, y'all.

It's just that the tub is right there. How fucking tall does your Wilt Chamberlain ass have to be as a teen to go for the sink, instead of the tub/shower? Even easier to clean. I mean, damn, plus missing out on the brownie points from Mom because you're keeping clean instead of going to bed with teen boy stank.

Lather, rinse >>>>>>> jackhammer pain

I'm just saying. But aight. Must be a man thing.

I used to carry a picture of the sink in my wallet.

[Innocent Bystander]

Why are you pointing your dick down??! The floor? That's not normal, man.

It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits.

You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow.

Yeah. A reduction would probably do a world of good. But that's ultimately vanity, if no cancer is found. No reason to go there.

Erections, however, go up, not down. Dick has a pain fetish. Live and let live, still sounds like no fun.

[Innocent Bystander]

It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits.

You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow.

Beat me to it. IB has all of the scientific acumen of Softball Bat.

We're living inside the event horizon of a black hole, and are already dead.

[Innocent Bystander]

I guess, y'all.

It's just that the tub is right there. How fucking tall does your Wilt Chamberlain ass have to be as a teen to go for the sink, instead of the tub/shower? Even easier to clean. I mean, damn, plus missing out on the brownie points from Mom because you're keeping clean instead of going to bed with teen boy stank.

Lather, rinse >>>>>>> jackhammer pain

I'm just saying. But aight. Must be a man thing.

I used to carry a picture of the sink in my wallet.

Delta or Moen?

[Dick Fuckington]

Why are you pointing your dick down??! The floor? That's not normal, man.

It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits.

You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow.

Yeah. A reduction would probably do a world of good. But that's ultimately vanity, if no cancer is found. No reason to go there.

Erections, however, go up, not down. Dick has a pain fetish. Live and let live, still sounds like no fun.

I called it “giving the carpet a midnight snack”

[Dick Fuckington]

I guess, y'all.

It's just that the tub is right there. How fucking tall does your Wilt Chamberlain ass have to be as a teen to go for the sink, instead of the tub/shower? Even easier to clean. I mean, damn, plus missing out on the brownie points from Mom because you're keeping clean instead of going to bed with teen boy stank.

Lather, rinse >>>>>>> jackhammer pain

I'm just saying. But aight. Must be a man thing.

I used to carry a picture of the sink in my wallet.

Delta or Moen?

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