Cruisin' for a Bruisin'

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Tom has always been wound a bit too tight.

A pretty epic Covid meltdown here.

Enjoy. :)




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You too, Roach.



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Someone just wanted to get over on Christian Bale with on-set meltdowns.
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He's not wrong.

But he's a tremendous douche.
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Dinsdale wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:00 pm tremendous douche.
Sort of a strange combination of words.

If you’re speaking literally.
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Mikey wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:09 pm
Dinsdale wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:00 pmtremendous douche.
Sort of a strange combination of words.
Not really. Douche and slouch aren't that different from each other...
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Mikey wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:09 pm
Dinsdale wrote: Thu Dec 17, 2020 5:00 pm tremendous douche.
Sort of a strange combination of words.

If you’re speaking literally.
He's a douche of great intensity. Obviously, "tremendous" was used literally (sup Screwy doesn't know what that word means), and "douche" was used colloquially.

I suppose I could have just gone with "He's not wrong. He's just Tom Cruise." Would have made the same point, possibly more succinctly.
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My wife and I have a verbal code for a delivery that has been hidden. We tell each other Tom Cruise is here. That means the package is in the closet. Just like Tom Cruise.

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