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[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Nice job, 88. Right on top of things.
Congratulations on all the newly cultivated T1B traffic. Stellar content only surpassed by the top notch effort put in by the admins.

[The State]

Here here.


Ban all FAT FUCKING RETARDED people.







"...and no, THAT IS NOT the President."

[The State]

[Wolfman]

I think 88 has more important things to do. These boards have a life span and this one is way past its time.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[Screw_Michigan]

I think 88 has more important things to do. These boards have a life span and this one is way past its time.

Says you....who's posting here.

:/

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Says you....who's posting here.

:/

Wolf-ception

[smackaholic]

I think 88 has more important things to do. These boards have a life span and this one is way past its time.

Says you....who's posting here.

:/

This sordid clambake is the wolfman of BBs.

[Kierland]

You can lead a horse to water. But you cannot make it drink.

You can provide [insert any username] a message board, but you cannot make them interesting.

Run the process.
You really are a fucking POS.

[Goober McTuber]

Pikkkle should never have been allowed back in.

[EAP]

You can lead a horse to water. But you cannot make it drink.

You can provide [insert any username] a message board, but you cannot make them interesting.

Well said.

88 is interesting because of his logic and reasoning.

I'm interesting because let's face it, I'm way out there.

IB is interesting because he's reflective and searches for deeper meaning.

Kierland is just mean.

[Screw_Michigan]

Pikkkle should never have been allowed back in.

He's posting here as both Eat a Penis and IB

[EAP]

Pikkkle should never have been allowed back in.

He's posting here as both Eat a Penis and IB

How do you get eat a penis out of EAP?

does screw_michigan mean fuck_asshole?

[Left Seater]

It’s Screwy showing his true colors. He wants to come across as woke and whatnot, but he loves him some homo smack.

[Screw_Michigan]

What? That's what is stands for.

Thought you hated political correctness? You need to get your Screwy Derangement Syndrome (TM) professionally evaluated.

[Innocent Bystander]

Pikkkle should never have been allowed back in.

He's posting here as both Eat a Penis and IB

EAP is Elvis Aaron (with two As, ha!) Presley.
The Big Pickle/Holly Golightly is IP banned.
I'm at the PET bail office trying to negotiate TBP's release, but raising the collateral quickly isn't looking too good.

It's all good, though. Have a good weekend, Screwy.

[EAP]

Pikkkle should never have been allowed back in.

He's posting here as both Eat a Penis and IB

EAP is Elvis Aaron (with two As, ha!) Presley.
The Big Pickle/Holly Golightly is IP banned.
I'm at the PET bail office trying to negotiate TBP's release, but raising the collateral quickly isn't looking too good.

It's all good, though. Have a good weekend, Screwy.

IB.
These leftists can call me every filthy name in the book.

But what they can't argue with are my fact based takes on the left today.

Left wing socialists control the house of representatives.
And they have full control over the state of California and several other states.

These vermin, as Dr. Savage calls them, are against the bill of rights and our liberty.
They don't believe in borders or our sovereignty.
They want one world government rule.
Which, by definition, is the antithesis of our constitution and our liberty.

These are cold hard facts.

There is hope. Boris Johnson rising up. Trump. Etc...
People at a very basic level, crave liberty.

The left will continue their assault on our constitution and our sovereignty. But we the people will fight them like William Wallace fought Longshanks and tyranny in braveheart.
Even with my bowels exposed, I'm gonna belt out "liberty".

We will beat back the tyrannical government control socialists.
We have to.

[BSmack]

But we the people will fight them like William Wallace fought Longshanks and tyranny in braveheart.

You do realize Braveheart is to historical accuracy like TVO is to slam dunk championships?

[EAP]

But we the people will fight them like William Wallace fought Longshanks and tyranny in braveheart.

You do realize Braveheart is to historical accuracy like TVO is to slam dunk championships?

Of course. Dramatic license is always taken by directors in movies.
However, my analogy is spot on.
Whether you believe it or not,
The left is government control and the enemy of liberty and our Bill of rights.

You can argue with me till the fat cows come home. No reference to your wife.
But at the end of the day, I'm 100% correct about the left.

Boris Johnson and Donald Trump are the champions of liberty.

You're either for liberty or against it.

Better jump on board the trump train baby!!!

[BSmack]

Braveheart goes way beyond dramatic license. Would it have been too much to have a bridge during the Battle of Stirling Bridge? Never mind the fact that nobody was painting their face or wearing Kilts when Wallace was alive. Gibson couldn't even get shot continuity together. There's scenes where he has a sword, then no sword and then suddenly there's a sword on his hip again. It is literally the most fucked-up movie this side of the Patriot.

[EAP]

Braveheart goes way beyond dramatic license. Would it have been too much to have a bridge during the Battle of Stirling Bridge? Never mind the fact that nobody was painting their face or wearing Kilts when Wallace was alive. Gibson couldn't even get shot continuity together. There's scenes where he has a sword, then no sword and then suddenly there's a sword on his hip again. It is literally the most fucked-up movie this side of the Patriot.

Oh really Mr. Fat Roger Ebert?

Bet you can't say anything negative about "the Passion of the Christ"?

Go head? I dare ya.

The passion isn't a movie.
It's an experience.
As if a portal opened up and transported you back 2000 years to witness the actual events as they happened.

THAT is the best praise that ANY director can possibly get.

Go head, make my day.

[Kierland]

Right wing tards make shitty movies.

Sin,
BizzaroEatAPenis

[Jay in Phoenix]

Oh really Mr. Fat Roger Ebert?

Bet you can't say anything negative about "the Passion of the Christ"?

Go head? I dare ya.

The passion isn't a movie.
It's an experience.
As if a portal opened up and transported you back 2000 years to witness the actual events as they happened.

THAT is the best praise that ANY director can possibly get.

Go head, make my day.

It's hard to tell who you're more gay for, Elvis or Mel Gibson. They're both insufferable and self absorbed, it's just one's dead and the other is insane.

That said, "The Last Temptation" is a far, far superior movie about the subject. It had a better cast and a superior director in Martin Scorsese.

Your whole "portal" take sounds like the one that opened up for you was the one you sit on, just ready for that Elvis/Mel fantasy porn.

Seriously, you know nothing about cinema.

[EAP]

Oh really Mr. Fat Roger Ebert?

Bet you can't say anything negative about "the Passion of the Christ"?

Go head? I dare ya.

The passion isn't a movie.
It's an experience.
As if a portal opened up and transported you back 2000 years to witness the actual events as they happened.

THAT is the best praise that ANY director can possibly get.

Go head, make my day.

It's hard to tell who you're more gay for, Elvis or Mel Gibson. They're both insufferable and self absorbed, it's just one's dead and the other is insane.

That said, "The Last Temptation" is a far, far superior movie about the subject. It had a better cast and a superior director in Martin Scorsese.

Your whole "portal" take sounds like the one that opened up for you was the one you sit on, just ready for that Elvis/Mel fantasy porn.

Seriously, you know nothing about cinema.

Buwahahaha!

Every director makes a real piece of shit from time to time.
Marty's shit for the ages was "last temptation". I remember people laughing at Willem dafoe and his NY accent. In fact, the acting and screenplay were so awful, people walked out.

A lot of jew faggott film critics loved and praised the film, due in part to their own mental instability.
These same leftist vermin bashed Mel's "the passion" .
These mentally unstable leftists let their political agenda corrupt their jobs as honest film critics.

Years later, it's embarrassing to see what a joke Marty's film was,
And the corrupt unstable weird left wingers who tried in vain to protect his huge pile of shit that bombed.

Years later, it's funny to see a left winger like you defending a turd like "last temptation".
But very revealing nonetheless.

You've always worn your stupidity on your sleeve.

Bet you say "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas", on account of your sheep like politically correct cowardice.

Buwahahaha.

[BSmack]

Leave it to Eats African Penis to be a Mel Gibson fanboy.

[EAP]

Leave it to Eats African Penis to be a Mel Gibson fanboy.

Pointing out the obvious that he makes great movies that people enjoy seeing.

Left wing Hollywood freaks turned on him, YET embrace Roman Polanski who sodomized a 13 year old with a coke bottle.

Funny how you left wing losers try to bring down those who are more successful than you are.

Here's a short list.
Mel
Trump
The king
Brett Favre
The Gipper
The Duke
Hasselhoff
Chuck Heston.
Mitchum

I'VE noticed that the left wing clowns on this board attack, libel, disrespect, slander, ridicule, mock, and disparage these great successful icons.

From a strict psychological perspective, you think it will make you feel better to project your own self hatred onto the best that society has to offer.
The absolute cream of the crop.

Here's some free advice from someone who has studied psychology longer than you've been alive.

This kind of projection only worsens you're already damaged self esteem.

Those great men ooze greatness from the time they were born.
They grab life by the horns and when all is said and done, they lived life to the absolute fullest,
Leaving behind a legacy that will live forever.
Juxtaposed with the resumes of every left wing clown in here,
Any self respecting mental health professional would advise you dems to eat a bullet.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Buwahahaha!

Every director makes a real piece of shit from time to time.
Marty's shit for the ages was "last temptation". I remember people laughing at Willem dafoe and his NY accent. In fact, the acting and screenplay were so awful, people walked out.

A lot of jew faggott film critics loved and praised the film, due in part to their own mental instability.
These same leftist vermin bashed Mel's "the passion" .
These mentally unstable leftists let their political agenda corrupt their jobs as honest film critics.

Years later, it's embarrassing to see what a joke Marty's film was,
And the corrupt unstable weird left wingers who tried in vain to protect his huge pile of shit that bombed.

Years later, it's funny to see a left winger like you defending a turd like "last temptation".
But very revealing nonetheless.

You've always worn your stupidity on your sleeve.

Bet you say "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas", on account of your sheep like politically correct cowardice.

Buwahahaha.

Mel Gibson has directed just five films. They are:

1.The Man Without a Face - Decent enough debut movie, but nowhere near a classic.

2. Passion of the Christ - Loved by some, including some Elvis drooling faggot, hated by many. It received mixed reviews and Gibson has since re-cut it. It's a brutal film, in an honest way, and is his passion. That said, your obviously Jewish hatred blinds you to the superior nature of Scorcese as a film maker. He's directed 65 films, many are time-tested classics. "Temptation" received almost all positive reviews.

3. Apocalypto - Essentially, "Braveheart" meets "Die Hard" in a forest. 'Nuff said.

4. Braveheart - Solid film, with some technical gaffes you wouldn't see other directors make. B'Smack already addressed this. Played way too much with actual facts, which no, you can't write off to artistic license.

5. Hacksaw Ridge - Again, a solid effort, but Gibson's tendency toward violence can be off putting. Many mixed reviews. Not a classic.

By contrast, here are just six of Martin Scorcese's 65 films:

1. Taxi Driver - A blistering performance by De Niro. Brutal violence, but only at the end of the film, where it was a payoff. Classic.

2. Raging Bull - Again, De Niro in the spotlight. Arguably the best boxing movie ever. Classic.

3. Color of Money - Paul Newman reprising his role from "The Hustler" Tom Cruse was electric and Newman was, as always, excellent. Classic.

4. Goodfellas - All star cast, all star performances. Best gangster movie of all time. Six Oscars, including director. Classic.

5. Gangs of New York - 9 Oscars this time. Once again for Director. Sadistically brilliant movie. Daniel Day-Lewis won as well.

6. The Departed - Another amazing cast and movie. 5 Oscars this time, and again for Director. Classic.

See the common thread there sport?

I haven't even mentioned many others, including "The Wolf of Wall Street" which you were verbally jerking off to because of Jonah Hill jerking off with a prosthetic crank.

Calling me a left winger is priceless. It proves you know nothing whatsoever about me, so you need to back away with that statement. You've worn your fawning gayness toward 88 since you got here. Lord knows he's not responded back. You've also worn your own flagrant idiocy on your drool-drenched sleeve from your first post. You can't even stay in "character" half the time. When you figure out my "politics", I'll get back to you on that topic. You've shown your cinematic knowledge to be nil. Stay off the topic. It doesn't suit you, troll.

[Innocent Bystander]

Leave it to Eats African Penis to be a Mel Gibson fanboy.

Mel pissed off the Jews, and we're not supposed to like him anymore.

Roman Polanski and Woody Allen fuck children, but their art is to be separated from their private flaws.

If Mel had just been a good little goy, ...

[EAP]

You cleverly mix in spin with half truths.
That tactic works with your low IQ friends.

Has marty had classics? HELL YES!

But last temptation was fawned over by short sighted cocksuckers who worshipped Scorsese.

Examples of how "time" and time to reflect, changes things, BIG TIME.

Apocalypse now received 2 stars upon it's release in 79'.
Now, 40 years later, it's been corrected. It's universally regarded as a film masterpiece.

In 1977, critics gave Star Wars 2 stars.
Today, it's considered a LANDMARK in sci fi, and just good old fashioned film making.

In the 50's, critics bashed rock n roll. Call elvis's music the filth of juvenile delinquents.

Today, every single music critic regards those studio recordings as ICONIC CLASSICS.
True masterpieces of rock n roll.
And, in his case, country and gospel as well.

But I digress....

Marty's "last temptation" went the opposite direction.
Upon release, gay and left wing film critics sucked Marty's cock BIG TIME on his jesus picture.

Today, the film is routinely seen as pure drivel. Pure shit.
The lens of history is very unkind to pure shit and drivel.

More examples????

Best picture 1979. Kramer vs. Kramer.
LMFAO
Today? That schlock wouldn't work as a daytime soap.

Best picture 1980. Ordinary people.
LMFAO.
Today it's not only dated, but a piece of trash.

I've got a list of books movies music and art that at the time of release, were given major accolades by left wing vermin cocksucker critics.
Today? They are laughably dated and seen as pure shit.

So don't give me your crap about Marty's "last temptation".
When you try that shit, you show the board that you deep throat Marty's cock, and have done so your entire life.

Mel's "the passion" was panned by left wing faggot critics because they are part of the elitist Hollywood left.

Any real honest critic worth their salt today, has since called "the passion" a masterpiece.
A true work of art.
It's a benchmark in cinema.
In fact, to even bring up Marty's shitty "last temptation" in the same sentence as "the passion".
Is proof positive that you either have a low IQ, or are mentally unstable.

I own a collection of films that totals over 1000.
I've forgotten more about classic films than you'll ever dream of knowing.

So next time? Shovel your bullshit elsewhere.

[EAP]

Leave it to Eats African Penis to be a Mel Gibson fanboy.

Mel pissed off the Jews, and we're not supposed to like him anymore.

Roman Polanski and Woody Allen fuck children, but their art is to be separated from their private flaws.

If Mel had just been a good little goy, ...

Thanks IB. Your voice of reason is as comforting as Julie Newmar's purr in the batman tv series.

Not only do these left wing socialists defend Roman Polanski's sodomy against a 13 year old with a dirty used coke bottle, but they wrongly attack Mel Gibson who was actually drunk at the time!!!!

Point being?
Jay is bringing up "last temptation" in the same sentence as "the passion".
That right there is proof of Jay's abject stupidity.
Last temptation is so bad, it's unwatchable today

Jay is a agent provocateur, who gets his rocks off by agitating others.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Any real honest critic worth their salt today, has since called "the passion" a masterpiece.
A true work of art.
It's a benchmark in cinema.
In fact, to even bring up Marty's shitty "last temptation" in the same sentence as "the passion".
Is proof positive that you either have a low IQ, or are mentally unstable.

I own a collection of films that totals over 1000.
I've forgotten more about classic films than you'll ever dream of knowing.

So next time? Shovel your bullshit elsewhere.

I'll edit most of your response, as it is hyperbolic, over-emotional drivel. My goodness you cry like a bitch.

I never said "Passion" wasn't a classic. It is. Scorcese is a better film maker and it is a superior movie on the subject of Christ. Gibson made a snuff film, albeit a very pretty one...I guess. Scorcese made a more challenging film. That's why critics and fans alike consider it a better movie. You have a genius director vs a crazy one, who is a good actor and director, but certifiably nuts. You have Jim Caviezel vs Willem Dafoe. Caviezel is a very good actor, but Dafoe is better, with 4 Oscars under his belt.

That is not bullshiit, that is fact.

So you knock a majority of Hollywood, yet you own 1000 movies, which I'm sure is horse shit. But saying you do, that is a shit ton of money you have given to the same Hollywood you mock. And you call ME stupid. Pot meet kettle.

I'll state this again...I have worked as a cinematographer and sound tech on professional films. My uncle was an editor in Hollywood for decades and he got me into the business. So give me your crap about "forgetting more than I can dream of" garbage.

Seriously, go fuck yourself you arrogant little trolling faggot.

[Innocent Bystander]

Jay's a Jew?

How many of you are here?

[Screw_Michigan]

Thank you Jay for reminding me that blocking Eat a Penis was the right move.

[Innocent Bystander]

Thank you Jay for reminding me that blocking Eat a Penis was the right move.

EAP prefers The Passion of the Christ.
Jay prefers The Last Temptation of Christ.

Both are controversial, and had their directors reamed out by certain segments of angry critics and Christians for 'going too far'. Why can't we have both?

[Goober McTuber]

Thank you Jay for reminding me that blocking Eat a Penis was the right move.

EAP prefers The Passion of the Christ.
Jay prefers The Last Temptation of Christ.

Both are controversial, and had their directors reamed out by certain segments of angry critics and Christians for 'going too far'. Why can't we have both?

We can have both movies. Just not both posters.

[EAP]

Any real honest critic worth their salt today, has since called "the passion" a masterpiece.
A true work of art.
It's a benchmark in cinema.
In fact, to even bring up Marty's shitty "last temptation" in the same sentence as "the passion".
Is proof positive that you either have a low IQ, or are mentally unstable.

I own a collection of films that totals over 1000.
I've forgotten more about classic films than you'll ever dream of knowing.

So next time? Shovel your bullshit elsewhere.

I'll edit most of your response, as it is hyperbolic, over-emotional drivel. My goodness you cry like a bitch.

I never said "Passion" wasn't a classic. It is. Scorcese is a better film maker and it is a superior movie on the subject of Christ. Gibson made a snuff film, albeit a very pretty one...I guess. Scorcese made a more challenging film. That's why critics and fans alike consider it a better movie. You have a genius director vs a crazy one, who is a good actor and director, but certifiably nuts. You have Jim Caviezel vs Willem Dafoe. Caviezel is a very good actor, but Dafoe is better, with 4 Oscars under his belt.

That is not bullshiit, that is fact.

So you knock a majority of Hollywood, yet you own 1000 movies, which I'm sure is horse shit. But saying you do, that is a shit ton of money you have given to the same Hollywood you mock. And you call ME stupid. Pot meet kettle.

I'll state this again...I have worked as a cinematographer and sound tech on professional films. My uncle was an editor in Hollywood for decades and he got me into the business. So give me your crap about "forgetting more than I can dream of" garbage.

Seriously, go fuck yourself you arrogant little trolling faggot.

You don't even know how to argue properly.

How does that help your arguement by listing the amount of movies each directed?
IT DOESN'T.

How does it help you to say Willem dafoe had lots of great roles?
IT DOESN'T!

We are doing a DIRECT comparison of two films ONLY.

NOT ENTIRE CAREERS.
YOU deflecting troll you

Just two different films about christ

One film just makes shit up.
One film stays true to the historical facts. Accounts written by people who actually KNEW christ.

That's Mel's movie.
Marty's movie comes from NO ONE who even knew christ.

Again The screenplay for Marty's film is a complete stinker.
Today, Marty's film is considered his embarrassment.

You claim to have worked in the business? Then you should completely understand that every single aspect of Mel's film was stunning.
From the musical score to the art direction to the casting to the screenplay etc... .
YET, the left wing fag critics bashed it as garbage.
THAT'S the very definition of BULLSHIT PROPAGANDA.

Those leftist critics were LYING.

TODAY, mel's film is widely considered a masterpiece.

The analogy to apocalypse now was spot on.

Critics bashed Coppola's film in 79.
Today, it's widely considered a masterpiece.

You are clueless and lost here.
You suck Scorsese's shrimp dick over his most embarrassingly bad film.
Then you say I'm dumb?

In 2002, why were you invested in blockbuster, when that same money in amazon could've made your net worth 40 million?

Huh left wing troll?

Joe dirt and monty python's life of Brian, are two better films than Marty's last temptation.

You usually have spot on takes.
But on this particular subject, you are completely and utterly wrong.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Life of Brian was genius in its own way. That's Monty Python for you.

But Joe Dirt? Really? Now I know this is an utter troll job. Bully for you.

You just admitted you have nothing, congrats.

Oh, and how was I invested in Blockbuster? Aren't YOU the moron with 1000 movies?

When you stop cutting your own throat, maybe...just maybe I'll touch on this again.

In the meantime, go back to the sandbox for a timeout, troll.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Jay's a Jew?

How many of you are here?

IB? How did you make that leap? Stating that Martin Scorsese is a great director is by no means stating a religious affiliation.

I don't adhere to any religion, and I am certainly not Jewish. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[The State]

Jayne is arguing with a troll.

I'm shocked.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Jayne is arguing with a troll.

I'm shocked.

I'm not arguing with you Milton. Laughing at you, but not arguing.