Final Best Bets Standings
Final Best Bets Standings
These threads "morphed" into a weekly game, so things were run a little loose.
Props to those who took part.
Big ups to BSmack, who wears the crown.
Nice pickin'!
Standings
REAL playahs
BSmack 27-12 69%
Scott: 22-15 59%
Adelpiero: 18-14 56%
Sirfindafold: 10-8 56%
Louis: 17-15 53%
poptart: 24-22 52%
godzilla: 20-19 51%
S'_Michigan 9-9 50%
Goober: 17-20 46%
Shoalzie: 18-23 44%
H'Mom: 14-19 42%
Stragglers, jag-offs, and homos (15 picks or less)
no-F-N-Joke: 1-0 100%
Wagon: 1-0 100%
Dio: 10-2 83%
orc: 9-3 75%
mvscal: 2-1 67%
Nacho: 2-1 67%
R-Jack: 2-1 67%
ucant: 8-5 62%
C'Mike: 4-5 44%
Degenerate: 3-5 38%
Nixhex 2-4 33%
Cuda: 4-10 29%
Mgo: 1-5 17%
Rumps: 0-1 0%
PISC: 0-0 0%
Props to those who took part.
Big ups to BSmack, who wears the crown.
Nice pickin'!
Standings
REAL playahs
BSmack 27-12 69%
Scott: 22-15 59%
Adelpiero: 18-14 56%
Sirfindafold: 10-8 56%
Louis: 17-15 53%
poptart: 24-22 52%
godzilla: 20-19 51%
S'_Michigan 9-9 50%
Goober: 17-20 46%
Shoalzie: 18-23 44%
H'Mom: 14-19 42%
Stragglers, jag-offs, and homos (15 picks or less)
no-F-N-Joke: 1-0 100%
Wagon: 1-0 100%
Dio: 10-2 83%
orc: 9-3 75%
mvscal: 2-1 67%
Nacho: 2-1 67%
R-Jack: 2-1 67%
ucant: 8-5 62%
C'Mike: 4-5 44%
Degenerate: 3-5 38%
Nixhex 2-4 33%
Cuda: 4-10 29%
Mgo: 1-5 17%
Rumps: 0-1 0%
PISC: 0-0 0%
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Re: Final Best Bets Standings
poptart wrote:Standings
REAL playahs
BSmack 27-12 69%
Scott: 22-15 59%
Adelpiero: 18-14 56%
Sirfindafold: 10-8 56%
Louis: 17-15 53%
poptart: 24-22 52%
godzilla: 20-19 51%
S'_Michigan 9-9 50%
Goober: 17-20 46%
Shoalzie: 18-23 44%
H'Mom: 14-19 42%
Stragglers, jag-offs, and homos (15 picks or less)
no-F-N-Joke: 1-0 100%
Wagon: 1-0 100%
Dio: 10-2 83%
orc: 9-3 75%
mvscal: 2-1 67%
Nacho: 2-1 67%
R-Jack: 2-1 67%
ucant: 8-5 62%
C'Mike: 4-5 44%
Degenerate: 3-5 38%
Nixhex 2-4 33%
Cuda: 4-10 29%
Mgo: 1-5 17%
Rumps: 0-1 0%
PISC: 0-0 0%
I totally forgot about this shit.
Adjust the rules all you want with me out of the room. I still win.
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Re: Final Best Bets Standings
Why would someone want to draw attention to themselves for not being a real playah?
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Re: Final Best Bets Standings
Why would someone want to redefine "real playah" to exclude the board leader after he has been temporarily banned? :twisted:trev wrote:Why would someone want to draw attention to themselves for not being a real playah?
Gee, I wonder...
Enjoy your asterisk, B.
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Re: Final Best Bets Standings
Since if I would have won said bet if I took the points (still made $$$ on my parley that week, BTW) and this contest was all about the spread...R-Jack wrote:Since your football prognostications were the cause of your ban, your claim of an asterisk has zero merit.
Long live the asterisk.
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Re: Final Best Bets Standings
Coulda, woulda.... DIDN'T!Diogenes wrote:Since if I would have won said bet if I took the points (still made $$$ on my parley that week, BTW) and this contest was all about the spread...R-Jack wrote:Since your football prognostications were the cause of your ban, your claim of an asterisk has zero merit.
Long live the asterisk.
And that's really all that matters.
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BSmack* wrote:Coulda, woulda.... DIDN'T!Diogenes wrote:Since if I would have won said bet if I took the points (still made $$$ on my parley that week, BTW) and this contest was all about the spread...R-Jack wrote:Since your football prognostications were the cause of your ban, your claim of an asterisk has zero merit.
Long live the asterisk.
And that's really all that matters.
Whatever.
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Re: Final Best Bets Standings
poptart wrote:These threads "morphed" into a weekly game, so things were run a little loose.
If a person picked 3 games each week, he would have had 51 games total picked for the season.
I, for example, had 46 games picked -- with 5 pushes.
Dio had ... 12 ... games picked all season.
That IS the definition of a straggler or jag-off.
And he's very likely a homosexual, too.
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FTFY.poptart wrote:poptart wrote:These threads "morphed" into a weekly game, so things were run a little loose.
If a person picked 3 games each week, he would have had 51 games total picked for the season.
I, for example, had 46 games picked -- with 5 pushes.
Dio had ... 12 ... games picked all season.
That IS the definition of someone who was only eligible for four weeks.
And he's very likely a homosexual, too.
And no. Not that your football 'knowledge' couldn't be overcome by your average homo...
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Re: Final Best Bets Standings
The solution next year Diogebannedfortheseasones is to not make ban bets. Especially when you're taking the Cards.
Sorry, but you claiming that you won this thing is like some slappy with a .437 average with 100 plate appearances claiming that he should have won the National League batting title last year. Besides, you could have made some more early season picks. That is, if your football expertise extended beyond the desire to penetrate Kurt Warner's sigmoid.
Sorry, but you claiming that you won this thing is like some slappy with a .437 average with 100 plate appearances claiming that he should have won the National League batting title last year. Besides, you could have made some more early season picks. That is, if your football expertise extended beyond the desire to penetrate Kurt Warner's sigmoid.
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Re: Final Best Bets Standings
69%>83%.B* wrote:
Good to know.
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Re: Final Best Bets Standings
Well in that case, 100%>83%. All Hail Wags and no-F-N-Joke, our new kings.Diogenes wrote:69%>83%.B* wrote:
Good to know.
Either way, YOU LOSE.
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Hey, if'n I knew 'tart was going to make such a big deal outta' this, maybe I would've tried harder. Call me a straggler. I promise not be put in the jag-off or homo category this year.
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It's OK to be a straggler, as long as your winning percentage is better than Dio's.War Wagon wrote:Hey, if'n I knew 'tart was going to make such a big deal outta' this, maybe I would've tried harder. Call me a straggler. I promise not be put in the jag-off or homo category this year.
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Re: Final Best Bets Standings
Dio and Ucant should get together for a beer. They could share a lot of betting advice.BSmack wrote:The solution next year Diogebannedfortheseasones is to not make ban bets. Especially when you're taking the Cards.
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Re: Final Best Bets Standings
trev wrote:Dio and Ucant should get together for a beer. They could share a lot of betting advice.
Still bitter about being trolled, huh?
What did you really think was the reasoning behind a Cardinals fan calling for a "death penalty bet" in which the Astros had to sweep a 4 game series on the road against the Giants in the middle of May?
Did the stakes not give you any idea at all as to why I made the bet? You could be getting fucked in the ass by Colonel Mustard with the Candlestick in the motherfucking Ballroom and still not have any fucking clue. Wow... are you stupid.
Ahhhhh, trolling.
Re: Final Best Bets Standings
You are so full of it. You have a history of quitting and coming back. You just can't stay away. It's ok, I like having you around, you big lug.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:trev wrote:Dio and Ucant should get together for a beer. They could share a lot of betting advice.
Still bitter about being trolled, huh?
What did you really think was the reasoning behind a Cardinals fan calling for a "death penalty bet" in which the Astros had to sweep a 4 game series on the road against the Giants in the middle of May?
Did the stakes not give you any idea at all as to why I made the bet? You could be getting fucked in the ass by Colonel Mustard with the Candlestick in the motherfucking Ballroom and still not have any fucking clue. Wow... are you stupid.
Ahhhhh, trolling.
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Things like starting a family, getting my MBA, and furthering my career have had a way of cutting into my time here with you.trev wrote:You have a history of quitting and coming back. You just can't stay away.
It's called having a life. A productive one. Most people's day consist of just a little bit more than worrying about whose dick you'll have to suck for your gin and tonic, lush. Try it out sometime.
Re: Final Best Bets Standings
Maybe you should quit again. Even if you do, you'll still have a higher posting percentage than I.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Things like starting a family, getting my MBA, and furthering my career have had a way of cutting into my time here with you.trev wrote:You have a history of quitting and coming back. You just can't stay away.
It's called having a life. A productive one. Most people's day consist of just a little bit more than worrying about whose dick you'll have to suck for your gin and tonic, lush. Try it out sometime.