Worst call in the history of MLB occured tonight in Detroit.

[Tom In VA]

It's not like you haven't been called on it before. Mgo had it right in this very thread, you are a bit thin-skinned. Not to worry, we'll eventually toughen you up.

Cool. I'm down with that. Always good to stay fit in all areas. Let me know when I'm faltering.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

So, Van's gone right?



= CCCP

[Smackie Chan]

Who has the "thin skin" here ?

I'm pretty sure I covered this a few pages back.

Lotsa immorality goin' on up in this bitch.

[Tom In VA]

Who has the "thin skin" here ?

I'm pretty sure I covered this a few pages back.

Lotsa immorality goin' on up in this bitch.

We're not talking about Van here, that was between Mgo and me.

Van = Harmed by a breech in confidence and harmed by a drunk driver who took his wife from him. You won't catch me going anywhere near them because I have been "think skinned" on the former, and haven't experienced the latter.


Other than that, Goobs, Mgo, Mikey, and I were just being silly.

[Smackie Chan]

We're not talking about Van here, that was between Mgo and me.

I know. You see...never mind.

[Tom In VA]

Thin skin. Thick skull.

I've led an interesting life.

[Shoalzie]

I remember when this thread used to be about him...

RACK his new sled

[Goober McTuber]

Mother of Noel-Redding fuck at this thread.

Wow.

It’s what we in the business call “message board drama.” You see...uh...forget it. You’d never understand.

[R-Jack]

Goobs maid ah funnah.

[Dinsdale]

Goobs maid ah funnah.

Yes... yes, he did.


Of course, it's not nearly as funny as the impending...

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.




See, the more you type it, the funnier it gets.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

^^^^^^^^^^^^
Does that thing have a cassette deck? No reason really...just curious.

[mvscal]

Mother of Noel-Redding fuck at this thread.

Wow.

It’s what we in the business call “message board drama.” You see...uh...forget it. You’d never understand.

Thank God I don't.

Yeah, right. Cause you never insert yourself into board dramas at all. Seriously, can the bullshit. Nobody is ever going to buy it. You're one of the biggest board drama fags to ever clack his dickbeaters across a keyboard.

[PSUFAN]

Jesus pissing Christ, what's going on in here?

[Moving Sale]

Goobs maid ah funnah.

Yes... yes, he did.


Of course, it's not nearly as funny as the impending...

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.

RJack is a child molester.




See, the more you type it, the funnier it gets.

And funnier and funnier.

[R-Jack]

Indeed.

Of course the funny for everyone else is watching the walking internet meme obsessively fail in creating one.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Yeah, right. Cause you never insert yourself into board dramas at all.

No shit. Spray likes his drama the same way he does his midnight snacks: buffet style.

[Mace]

Overall, 77% of the players said there should be no replay on base balls. One NL player who voted no said, "No instant replay, period. It's a game of close plays, and once they get going, where will it end? We'll be staring at screens the whole time."


You had to know that anyone who plays the game, has played the game, or enjoys the game would be against instant replay.

Exactly.

[Smackie Chan]

Just to give an idea of what the game could be like, it would be interesting to have some games played at either the minor league level or MLB exhibition that would minimize the role of human umpires. Balls & strikes, fair or foul, home run or in-play could all be done electronically, with umps used mainly to call safe or out on tag plays, and replay available to uphold or overturn them. I'm a purist who wants to see the game continue as it is currently played, warts & all, but it still would be enlightening to see what could be.

[Mikey]

Just to give an idea of what the game could be like, it would be interesting to have some games played at either the minor league level or MLB exhibition that would minimize the role of human umpires. Balls & strikes, fair or foul, home run or in-play could all be done electronically, with umps used mainly to call safe or out on tag plays, and replay available to uphold or overturn them. I'm a purist who wants to see the game continue as it is currently played, warts & all, but it still would be enlightening to see what could be.

On the other end of the spectrum, it would be interesting to have a game played with no umpires and no electronic calls. All calls are made by the players on the honor system, and all decisions are arrived at on a consensus basis. Catchers would make the ball and strike calls and if a batter disagrees, the game will stop until both sides agree. Other disputes would be handled the same way.

[Dinsdale]

Catchers would make the ball and strike calls and if a batter disagrees, the game will stop until both sides agree.

One guy wearing armor, one guy with a club. Both on the cusp of a full-on roid-rage meltdown.

I think this proposal is awesome.

[Mace]

Catchers would make the ball and strike calls and if a batter disagrees, the game will stop until both sides agree.

One guy wearing armor, one guy with a club. Both on the cusp of a full-on roid-rage meltdown.

I think this proposal is awesome.

They tried it back in 1965 but it never seemed to catch on.

[Moving Sale]

Indeed.

Of course the funny for everyone else is watching the walking internet meme obsessively fail in creating one.

If that is what you think this is about you are dumber than you are creepy.

[Goober McTuber]

Yeah, right. Cause you never insert yourself into board dramas at all. Seriously, can the bullshit. Nobody is ever going to buy it. You're one of the biggest board drama fags to ever clack his dickbeaters across a keyboard.

And your thumb has never been up the cock of drama? LV teeter-twisted your ball-hair enough to where we couldn't wade through the tears.

Lillian Vernon is a message board ass-boil. A minor irritation that begged for excision.

[R-Jack]

LV teeter-twisted your ball-hair enough to where we couldn't wade through the tears.

You're a fried chicken in a trough eating dumbshit and the only breaks you take from gorging yourself to death are to either say "I'm over the drama" or check out the latest board drama. None here give a fuck about your interpretation of anything.

Try not wiping the smudges on your reading glasses with the bacon grease deposits on your mumu and you may begin to see things on your screen for what they are.

[Smackie Chan]

Hey 'spray...good to see you back! I see our welcoming committee has shown up in force to greet your return with its usual warmth and hospitality. And I wouldn't expect anything less for someone of your legendary stature - figuratively speaking, of course.

Quite the twists & turns this thread has taken, huh? Just never can tell what's gonna happen 'round these parts, can ya? How 'bout that non-goal our footie boys got against Slovakia or Slobania or Tardistan or whatever the fuck that shithole of a country is we played today? I tell ya, we was robbed! Talk about your worst calls. Oh, sorry - my bad. Trying to get this thread back on topic is an unforgivable show of bad form. Won't let that happen again.

Gonna stick around for dessert? Who wants pie?

Got nothin' but live music ready to play tonight. I'm sure I can squeeze in some Allman Bros. Be nice to see you pop in for a spell.

Anyway, say hello to the missus for me. Always good to see ya back where you belong. Y'all take care, ya hear?

[Mace]

I think it’s time we all move on

So smack me with that, you fucking assflap. Do it, and just pray to whatever you do that you never meet me face to face.

What music do you suppose would be playing?

TVO's recording of The Lollipop Guild?

[Atomic Punk]

That's remarkable!

Why, my twin brother drowned while diving into a fast moving river to rescue my Six Million Dollar Man action figure, which I tied to a chunk of styrafoam and threw in the water.

"Me So Horny" by 2LiveCrew was playing on my grandmother's Bosch radio/cordless tool battery charger.

I never thought I'd be able to listen to that song again after that day, but you know what? It's actually a pretty good song.

Oh yeah, my twin brother's name was Rex Stonedash and he was going to win the Olympic Gold Medal in the Decathlon that year...if he had lived...~sob~...

When they fished his body out of the water, the Harbour Police said while under water, he had fashioned a crude writing device out of an old trout and scratched "Marty, you're my best friend" on a discarded KFC 15 piece bucket someone had thrown in the lake.

Luckily, my mom and dad had another brother for me, but he died too...but that's another story.

Honestly, these combined takes are the funniest I've read on this board. Phibes prior take started the laughter. Never saw this particular thread until I arrived home this morning.

So did Van quit the board then? Oh and BTW, don't send pics to anyone on this board in private either. Just sayin' and trying to help.

Smackie, if you're reading this, then you must know I did personally (you know, in person) apologize to "rapomak" and his sister "Reina" about what 10 years ago? I forgot all about that until you reminded me.

Wags, it seems you've tried to reconcile with Van and I thought you've tried to make it right. Not sure if anyone has ever met Van to know if he is/was married as I have never read his long-winded posts about THEE nothing interesting. I only argue with him when it's fun to rile him up about guitarists. I will say he gave me good advice about buying a great dirt bike back in 03 or 04? Never knew if he was married or not. If he was married, why did he spend so much time coddling Annie the Board Killer? He never answered that question so many asked. She is/was a parasite that would kill scroll wheels in kind. Glad the admins got rid of that POS.

Anyway, Marty's and Phibes' jabs had me crying out loud from laughing so hard. I could picture those takes in my mind as I could see what they were illustrating in written form. Good work Cannucks.

[Bizzarofelice]

This one was even worse than the Don Denkinger call that dicked the Cards out of a WS title in '85.

No.

[Bizzarofelice]

and rack all ankomak resets

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Good work Cannucks.

Best to gather up all your most precious personal possessions, hug your mum, and pray to whatever god you believe in, because as Stalin is my witness, the Canadians will bring the thunder.