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http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11090/11 ... lstate.xml
...there had been at least one witness who said the man appeared to have gotten into a three-point stance, "like a football player," yelled "Hike!" and charged the window, which he estimated was an inch thick and double-paned.

Wrong playcall, methinks. By the way, what is a "Further concert"...?
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Further is ... "a band that includes two former members of the Grateful Dead."

My hunch is he was dosed and forgot where he was.
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Shoulda taken a knee.
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He was just going further.
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PSUFAN wrote: By the way, what is a "Further concert"...?
So what you are saying is that you are dumber than Tom? That is a mighty low bar to slither under you mentally challenged fucktard.
Tom In VA wrote:Further is ... "a band that includes two former members of the Grateful Dead."

My hunch is he was dosed and forgot where he was.
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I definitely profess ignorance about "Further", though that may cost me in your estimation, little guy.
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MGblOw
Clever word play, bro. Did you need a hand with all that BODE?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
MGblOw
Clever word play, bro. Did you need a hand with all that BODE?
How many years have I referred to you that way? Since this board started? Are you just catching on now? BTW, I've noticed a serious increase in ankle biting from your self-inflated boring ass as of late. How come you don't T.R.O.T.S. your unfunny self?
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How is responding to you bringing his name up ankle biting? :?
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Look at his recent responses in various threads to me. Oh, and the recent thread title with AP in it. You don't have to defend him because you are a m0d. He's just a self-absorbed... nothing.
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Once again, responding to..........
Atomic Punk wrote:pictured: l - r

Sincerely,

The dumb tedious and boring twat --> MGblOw
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PSUFAN wrote:I definitely profess ignorance about "Further", though that may cost me in your estimation, little guy.
oh, my... :lol: :lol: :lol:


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R-Jacked is too lazy and/or stupid to see why I've responded to MGblOw in the 1st place. :shocking: Do your elephant walk, reach back upon each other and go back into your box.
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PSUFAN wrote:I definitely profess ignorance about "Further", though that may cost me in your estimation, little guy.
The bus came by and I got on
That's when it all began
There was cowboy Neal
At the wheel
Of a bus to never-ever land.

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Atomic Punk wrote:R-Jacked is too lazy and/or stupid to see why I've responded to MGblOw in the 1st place.
The who, what, when, why and how is fucking irrelevent. the fact of the matter is that you are not the one responding. You are the one instigating, yet calling out someone else for ankle biting. It's not my fault that you are too much of a mind-numbingly stupid hermaphrodite to get that through your home-filtered vodka infused skull. If you can't figure this out KYOA yourself, that's on you AP Lee Curtis.
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R-Jack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:R-Jacked is too lazy and/or stupid to see why I've responded to MGblOw in the 1st place.
You are the one instigating, yet calling out someone else for ankle biting.
You are purposefully being dishonest dipshit. Look at Marty's Home Improvement thread. On the 2nd page, did I instigate anything with MGbl0w? Do you see me referring to him/her in any way? How about the Title thread MGbl0w started with me as a reference in the subject title. Did I instigate that? Take your time horse fucker.

Tell you what tard, just because you are a m0d and you are intentionally giving MGbl0w the best head with the audible slurping sounds that is making DiS jealous while he aspiring to be better at it than yourself... quit while you are behind.

You are a fucking jerkoff and a joke. Turn your keys in for being stupid.
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Atomic Punk wrote:On the 2nd page, did I instigate anything with MGbl0w? Do you see me referring to him/her in any way? How about the Title thread MGbl0w started with me as a reference in the subject title. Did I instigate that?
You have got to be kidding me. Get help dude.
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BeenSmacked wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:On the 2nd page, did I instigate anything with MGbl0w? Do you see me referring to him/her in any way? How about the Title thread MGbl0w started with me as a reference in the subject title. Did I instigate that?
You have got to be kidding me. Get help dude.
No, not kidding you. Are you the "lap it up" dog? Let me go respond to your other response to me in another thread. I'm guessing your PMS box is getting full by now by anxious donors.

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Atomic Punk wrote:
BeenSmacked wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:On the 2nd page, did I instigate anything with MGbl0w? Do you see me referring to him/her in any way? How about the Title thread MGbl0w started with me as a reference in the subject title. Did I instigate that?
You have got to be kidding me. Get help dude.
No, not kidding you. Are you the "lap it up" dog? Let me go respond to your other response to me in another thread. I'm guessing your PMS box is getting full by now by anxious donors.

I wish you well tomorrow. Don't laugh, cough, or be tempted to say anything as you take your weekly mouthful to the sperm donor facility. Many lesbians are awaiting your weekly donation.
I liked you better when you said my wife was fat and addicted to black cock. Now you're really pathetic.
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This guy addresses me in this thread unprovoked... but I'm "ankle biting" him.

Awesome.

Don't worry, Disgruntled Retail Guy, I'm sure you'll soon have your chance to "get over" on some unsuspecting housewife in the paint aisle. Maybe you can switch out her paint for primer at the last second. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! That'll show her!!
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BSmack wrote: Image

Came pretty close to buying that sucker.

After KK died, it was discovered under a huge patch of blackberries in Eugene (probably took a whole buncha work just to get it out).

But, me and my buddy were just a hair too late. What a piece of history that would have been to own.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:This guy addresses me in this thread unprovoked... but I'm "ankle biting" him.

Awesome.

Don't worry, Disgruntled Retail Guy, I'm sure you'll soon have your chance to "get over" on some unsuspecting housewife in the paint aisle. Maybe you can switch out her paint for primer at the last second. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! That'll show her!!
Hey dumbfuck... Scroll up and read where this started. I believe I was making fun of TV0, then YOU chimed in like the weak pasty white bitch you are. You and R-Jacked have keys to this board? You 2 are some of the dumbest mother fuckers imaginable. I mean, there is total dishonesty from you losers when you are challenged.

Tell me, do you well-known homosexuals have one of those hidden chat "powder" rooms to talk to each other in private? I'll bet you do.

BTW, pasty Bl0w... I haven't worked in retail for a year but remember most of what I've learned from the contractors that actually know what they are doing.

You know what's funny MGbl0w? You are attempting to smack me for working retail when the guy sucking and gulping your 2 incher when you are on Cialis... R-Jacked works in retail as he has nowhere else to go. You've just insulted one of your m0ds.

Now twat lips, what else are you going to lie about?
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Atomic Punk wrote:. . . well-known homosexuals . . .
Yeah, YOU and Y2K. Did the stains ever come out of the seat in the F-150?
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Atomic Punk wrote:You are attempting to smack me for working retail when the guy sucking and gulping your 2 incher when you are on Cialis... R-Jacked works in retail as he has nowhere else to go.
I know I am but what is R-Jack? KC applauds your latest smack failure.


Btw -- no one attempts to smack another person for working in retail. If you're 40something years old and get harasssed by irate customers in a store on a daily basis, you're a loser. Your nametag speaks for itself, chooch.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 if 'roid raging wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:You are attempting to smack me for working retail when the guy sucking and gulping your 2 incher when you are on Cialis... R-Jacked works in retail as he has nowhere else to go.
I know I am but what is R-Jack? KC applauds your latest smack failure.


Btw -- no one attempts to smack another person for working in retail. If you're 40something years old and get harasssed by irate customers in a store on a daily basis, you're a loser. Your nametag speaks for itself, chooch.
What's your point 'roid rager? --> Sweaty, bald-headed, goatee wearing muscle freak that couldn't get laid in a morgue guy... So I work in retail? R-Jacked does. You're smacking him between your Dynabol butt injections now?
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Imus/SG's sis wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:. . . well-known homosexuals . . .
Yeah, YOU and Y2K. Did the stains ever come out of the seat in the F-150?
Did you know SG's sister has the best ass ever seen on these smack boards? That is one hot chick! What say you? Why are you so bitter? I gave you a compliment too...
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Atomic Punk wrote:
Imus/SG's sis wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:. . . well-known homosexuals . . .
Yeah, YOU and Y2K. Did the stains ever come out of the seat in the F-150?
Did you know SG's sister has the best ass ever seen on these smack boards?
That, and a butter-face.
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Atomic Punk wrote:Imus/SG's sis
I'm not going to ask why you feel the need to try and out every troll, but how you fail so badly every time :lol:
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Katatonically Crunked wrote:R-Jacked does.
Ease up there, KC. So. You were a minimum wage making paint barista. Tell me more. More.


P.S. If/when I feel like smacking R-Jack, I'll let you know.
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:
Did you know SG's sister has the best ass ever seen on these smack boards?
That, and a butter-face.
Come on now!

I would like to see a poll thread rating her from 0 to 10. R-Jacked knows beauty as he is used to cleaning out the stable every night. Let's get this started!
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Ease up there, KC.
Whether or not the rep is deserved (not so much unless your nic is Paul) at least we're not AP.
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Cuda wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:I definitely profess ignorance about "Further", though that may cost me in your estimation, little guy.
oh, my... :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Atomic Punk wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:
Did you know SG's sister has the best ass ever seen on these smack boards?
That, and a butter-face.
Come on now!

I would like to see a poll thread rating her from 0 to 10.
From the front, she gets a 4.

From the back, 8.5.

Inches.
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PSUFAN wrote: who elicits a Fresno Melt better than I do, though?
you're like a rooster taking credit for the sunrise
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This from the Dear Dottie thief? heh heh
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