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by Terry in Crapchester
Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
Replies: 93
Views: 6021

Re: Jsc on pins and needles

It will be interesting to see what % of gay marriages end up in divorce court, Higher than 50%? That's the number of heterosexual marriages that end up in divorce court now. In any event, from a sheer numbers standpoint, there's no way that the number of gay marriages in divorce court will ever com...
by Terry in Crapchester
Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
Replies: 93
Views: 6021

Re: Jsc on pins and needles

I'll go out on a limb here and say the vote goes 5-4 against as the SCOTUS doesn't have any business overturning a states rights issue. There will be much gnashing of teeth, either way. States don't have the right to pick & choose which parts of the United States Constitution they'll follow, du...
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:05 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: NCAA Tournament Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 9008

Re: NCAA Tournament Thread

Mace wrote:Iowa . . . unlike Notre Dame, . . .did beat Iowa State.
Oh, I see you working. Iowa beat Iowa State. Iowa State beat ND. Therefore, Iowa is better than ND.

The old transitive properties argument. m2oodles would be proud. :mrgreen:
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:01 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Can someone explain the near universal hatred for Duke?
Replies: 172
Views: 8754

Re: Can someone explain the near universal hatred for Duke?

Why even bother to play the regular season when the conference tourney includes every team in the league, they all start from scratch, and the winner is crowned the auto-bid champ, rendering everything else moot. This garbage almost makes the college football equivalent seem noble. You have a point...
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How Southerners Deal with Snakes
Replies: 6
Views: 981

Re: How Southerners Deal with Snakes

KC Scott wrote:Geography ≠ Conference Affiliation
Not anymore it doesn't.

Sin,

BC, Pitt and Syracuse in the ACC
Rutgers in the B1G
Mizzou in the SEC

etc., etc.
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:08 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: NCAA Tournament Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 9008

Re: NCAA Tournament Thread

Mikey wrote:The #12 vs. #5 first round upset can be a good friend.
Considering the frequency with which it seems to apply, one should take at least one 12 vs. 5 upset every year. This year I took two: the Fighting Dinsdales and the Fighting m2oodles. And I still came up short by one. :waz:
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:05 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: NCAA Tournament Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 9008

Re: NCAA Tournament Thread

He just signed an extension through 2023. Boy, that's great because we all know contracts are always honored until they expire. And we all know once-elite schools that join new conference always give their coaches tons of time to get acclimated even when they're losing in the first round of the tou...
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:41 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: NCAA Tournament Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 9008

Re: NCAA Tournament Thread

Good to see Jamie Dixon getting the studio work. He's gonna need it in a few years. He just signed an extension through 2023. In other news, it doesn't look right now as if Iowa State was such a "good draw" for the Irish despite the fact that ND is trying to scare the Cyclones with some O...
by Terry in Crapchester
Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:21 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Big East Looking Really Tough Early
Replies: 4
Views: 611

Re: Big East Looking Really Tough Early

Big East Looking Really Tough Early I realize you were being sarcastic, but . . . 3-1 on opening day, with the only loss coming in an 8-9 matchup. Yeah, Marquette won ugly, but last I checked, that doesn't count against you. If I were you, I'd be more concerned with how the Meatgrinder looks to far...
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury duty notice
Replies: 36
Views: 3186

Re: Jury duty notice

fuuuuuck jury duty. quick question tho...lets say you have a job while on jury duty...do they pay you normal pay with overtime averaged in? or is it like a flat 100 dollars a day plus perdiem/provide food. Laws vary by state, but most states pay a flat fee. Employers may, but are not required to, p...
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:41 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: NCAA Tournament Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 9008

Re: NCAA Tournament Thread

I thought ND was underseeded as a 7. I thought we deserved a 6, maybe even a 5 after the win against Marquette in the Big East tourney. Notwithstanding that fact, I like our draw. According to Brey, Iowa State is comparable to Pitt and Villanova, both teams we handled in the regular season. And tOSU...
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:25 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: The new old Big East
Replies: 11
Views: 1076

Re: The new old Big East

One thing I haven't heard yet, but am kinda curious about, is how this affects the NCAA tourney going forward. Or if it doesn't. Recall, though, that when the Mountain West Conference split from the WAC, the NCAA added the play-in game to the tourney so that no at-large bids would be taken away. Sam...
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:35 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: The new old Big East
Replies: 11
Views: 1076

Re: The new old Big East

I always considered the ACC a southern conference and had no particular affinity for it for that reason. WTF?! :? For those of us who live in the north, anything south of D.C. is the sourh. That would encompass the entire old-school ACC save Maryland. Before my time, but I've read that the ACC was ...
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2023 - Ten Years After...
Replies: 51
Views: 1753

Re: 2023 - Ten Years After...

resident gay-smack aficionados will appreciate his very un-PC lyrics in his best tune, I'd love To Change The World Everywhere is freaks and hairies, Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity ? Where indeed. With this crowd, I think these lyrics from the same song will cloud their judgment irrevoc...
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:50 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: The new old Big East
Replies: 11
Views: 1076

Re: The new old Big East

TiC....16 is too many for football and basketball. solves it. not sure as a Domer you can defend no conference and 16 teamer at the same time. c'mon? :grin: The difference is that one is football and the other is basketball. The sports are different and have different needs viz. conferences. The &q...
by Terry in Crapchester
Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poptart will not be amused.
Replies: 6
Views: 964

Re: Poptart will not be amused.

the oldest known common male ancestor is 340,000 years old
Maybe Wolfman knew him.
by Terry in Crapchester
Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bucket List Rock Bands....
Replies: 42
Views: 1386

Re: Bucket List Rock Bands....

I remember reading about Skynyrd in the newspaper. Sadly, I got into them much more after the plane crash than before. Of course, I lived in their hometown for 3 1/2 years as an adult, so that had a little something to do with it. SRV's helicopter crashed on my second day of law school classes, if m...
by Terry in Crapchester
Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:29 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Tournament No-Shows
Replies: 10
Views: 1006

Re: Tournament No-Shows

Yeah, suggesting Syracuse wouldn't be in was way over-reaching. Syracuse could lose to Georgetown on Saturday and go one-and-done in the Big East tournament and still would make the field. No question about that. The SEC does not need any small leagues' top teams to lose their tournaments. The conf...
by Terry in Crapchester
Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:12 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: The new old Big East
Replies: 11
Views: 1076

Re: The new old Big East

Mace, I was a Big East hoops fan even before ND joined the conference. I always considered the Big East my "hometown" conference because of the presence of Syracuse. I've told this story before, but back in the 80's when I was attending college, the debate in the sports world was which con...
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Great Album Covers (!)
Replies: 27
Views: 1583

Re: Great Album Covers

Sudden Sam wrote:this place is dying a slow, painful death.
What we really need is some year-round college football. Whattaya say?
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bucket List Rock Bands....
Replies: 42
Views: 1386

Re: Bucket List Rock Bands....

Living Guitars: Eric Clapton, Eddie Van Halen, Pete Townshend (acoustic) Bass: Chris Squier Drums: Neil Peart Keyboard: Tony Banks (I'll take him since Wakeman already has been mentioned) Sax/bone player: drawing a blank on this one Lead vocals: Geoff Tate Dead Guitars: Jimi Hendrix, SRV, John Lenno...
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Y'know what this shithole needs?
Replies: 48
Views: 3214

Re: Y'know what this shithole needs?

Sudden Sam wrote:hates to shop,
Hell, I'd settle for that alone.
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:30 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: The new old Big East
Replies: 11
Views: 1076

Re: The new old Big East

The Catholic 7 are trying to keep the Big East name and are bringing in the likes of Butler, Xavier and potentially Creighton, Dayton and Saint Louis... http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/9000502/catholic-7-schools-keep-big-east-name-new-league-next-season-according-sources That'...
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:10 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Boeheim calls ESPN's Andy Katz an idiot
Replies: 5
Views: 1183

Re: Boeheim calls ESPN's Andy Katz an idiot

Katz...Blowheim. They're both douchebuckets. Agreed, though it is always nice to see someone call out one of the ESPN assclowns. Katz isn't one of them, but i never heard Boeheim complain about the constant fellatio his bubble teams got from all the Cuse grads on ESPN. i mean one year they go on an...
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"
Replies: 59
Views: 4053

Re: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"

My bad, Screwy. I left off one word: beat.

Strange, though, that DoD got under your skin more than jizz-mopping does.
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Funniest (non)anagram yet
Replies: 2
Views: 390

Re: Funniest (non)anagram yet

:mrgreen: :lol:

Penis uber rice

Or, if you prefer

Rice uber penis
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Country music star Mindy McCready dead at 37
Replies: 8
Views: 1389

Re: Country music star Mindy McCready dead at 37

Taking the high hard one from Roger Clemens at the age of 15 probably caused some post concussion syndrome. That was 22 years ago. Was he juicing yet? I think that was about the time the sox dumped him, so he would have been a little bitter about having to play for hockey fans. She prolly needed st...
by Terry in Crapchester
Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:32 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Rule changes for 2013 Season
Replies: 7
Views: 779

Re: Rule changes for 2013 Season

My thoughts, fwiw . . . So the coaches on the rules committee have met and have decided on the bi annual rule changes. Granted these are just the committee recommendations by the selected coaches, but the NCAA usually approves the committees suggestions with no changes. Expect to see these rules in ...
by Terry in Crapchester
Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:01 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Boeheim calls ESPN's Andy Katz an idiot
Replies: 5
Views: 1183

Re: Boeheim calls ESPN's Andy Katz an idiot

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Katz...Blowheim. They're both douchebuckets.
Agreed, though it is always nice to see someone call out one of the ESPN assclowns.
by Terry in Crapchester
Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bendict is quiting (Wags can't stop flogging himself)
Replies: 86
Views: 3854

Re: Bendict is quiting (Wags can't stop flogging himself)

To brush all that under the rug in lieu of some wonderful buildings and glorious artwork is rather shallow. and music, literature, medical & scientific discovery, invention, engineering, etc. ...and the university system of higher education. But other than that what has the Roman Church ever do...
by Terry in Crapchester
Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bendict is quiting (Wags can't stop flogging himself)
Replies: 86
Views: 3854

Re: Bendict is quiting (Wags can't stop flogging himself)

R-Jack wrote:Cali public schools may be the worst in the state,
I agree with that, but I'm reasonably certain that they're also the best public schools in the state.
by Terry in Crapchester
Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"
Replies: 59
Views: 4053

Re: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"

Screw_Michigan wrote:I'm not DoD, idiot. Stick to being shit-stomped by your wife.
If you could read, I never said you were. I was merely reacting to BSmack's assertion that you were.

Nice rant, btw.
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"
Replies: 59
Views: 4053

Re: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"

BSmack wrote:
88 wrote:Screwy, are you feeling OK? I thought you and BHO were cool.
He's working the DoD beat last I heard.
The DoD is using civilian contractors for jizz-mopping?

Learn something knew every day, I guess.
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in CA
Replies: 65
Views: 4091

Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in

Just heard on Fox News that the guy got a dishonorable discharge. Then Fox News got it wrong. http://www.swrnn.com/2013/02/07/u-s-navy-discharged-christopher-dorner-last-friday/ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/christopher-dorner-manhunt-los-angeles_n_2638023.html http://www.cbsnews.com/830...
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:36 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Ray Guy is not in the HOF???
Replies: 35
Views: 1973

Re: Ray Guy is not in the HOF???

How about special teams wedge busters? Where's your outrage over none of them in the HOF? At least they hit people. Not a wedge buster per se, but there's a case being made for Steve Tasker to make the HOF. And he certainly wouldn't be going in based on what he did as a WR. If memory serves, and I ...
by Terry in Crapchester
Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A world without nukes
Replies: 11
Views: 477

Re: A world without nukes

A world without nukes. Do you believe it can be done? It was done, until about 1945 or so. Albeit for different reasons: until about 1945 or so, man did not have the capability to develop a nuclear weapon. Now that we have that capability, I don't think it's possible to unring that particular bell....
by Terry in Crapchester
Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
Replies: 5
Views: 499

Re: MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan

I don't recall Penn State ever wearing numbers on the sides of their helmets, Alabama-style. That must have been even before my time -- and I'm an old fart.
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:24 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No more Leaders and Legends?
Replies: 18
Views: 1157

Re: No more Leaders and Legends?

I'm not sure the ACC members are going to enjoy a whole lot of success here. If we were talking Florida State or Va Tech, perhaps, but we're not.
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:29 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No more Leaders and Legends?
Replies: 18
Views: 1157

Re: No more Leaders and Legends?

Y'all are forgetting Georgia Tech. What happened to that deal? According to this, the ACC could be in big trouble. http://www.eersauthority.com/big-10-and-sec-race-to-add-acc-schools/. Of course, the timetable referenced in the article has come and gone, and the author certainly hedges quite a bit ...
by Terry in Crapchester
Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:19 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Someone clearly wasn't paying attention...
Replies: 33
Views: 1226

Re: Someone clearly wasn't paying attention...

Van wrote:Asian Catholic girls
With the possible exception of Filipinos, :?