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by MadRussian
Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: one of you WILL die on 10/31
Replies: 46
Views: 3178

Re: one of you WILL die on 10/31

the list will be revealed at a later date. THE FUCKED 14 R-Jack smackaholic Van Derron BSmack War Wagon PSUFAN Diogenes ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 Jerkovich MadRussian mvscal Smackie Chan Mace I will wrap my fist with barbed wire and pull your colon out and choke you and your other jizz mopping semen sp...
by MadRussian
Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is T1B's smack "too brutal"?
Replies: 72
Views: 2080

Re: Is T1B's smack "too brutal"?

PSUFAN wrote:Prime came back after I restored to a previous day.

I bet you wish you could do that to your torn and tattered cockchute, instead of tightening it up with ringworms, you sick fuck.
by MadRussian
Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: meet your ancestor, Ardi
Replies: 8
Views: 444

Re: meet your ancestor, Ardi

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by MadRussian
Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Family Grows
Replies: 17
Views: 728

Re: The Family Grows

congrats mang
by MadRussian
Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Replies: 22
Views: 978

Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?

Goober McTuber wrote:I am a gigantic swollen puffy vagina with thick callouses, but its really really hurting. Could you get Dan Vogel to call me and provide sympathy as I cry my eyes out about how just downright mean you guys are./runs sobbing back under moms skirt and starts sucking her clitcock with reckless abandon
by MadRussian
Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I finally got over on Arby's
Replies: 30
Views: 2012

Re: I finally got over on Arby's

IndyFrisco wrote:Image

Rumplewife?
Nah, she has been working out I understand
Image
by MadRussian
Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Does That Smack Come With Chicken Soup?
Replies: 35
Views: 1475

Re: Does That Smack Come With Chicken Soup?

Sure, Hitler would agree with you--in fact he said basically the same thing in Mein Kampf. And you think the Israelis are smart ? Go fuck yourself with a lava flow, and circumsize jew cocks for their old men for the rest of your miserable semen spatted shit existance, you less than worthless barrel...
by MadRussian
Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bad Joke
Replies: 1
Views: 303

Re: Bad Joke

That joke is older than the "Enter here" Tattoo you have above your back pussy
by MadRussian
Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ATTENTION!!!!!!!
Replies: 45
Views: 5111

Re: ATTENTION!!!!!!!

guys and women that get really get laid/fucked actually know that men and women both get blood flow to that certain region depending on the stimulation at the time. See what I am doomed to contend with on a daily basis? I'm supposed to be nothing but a simple garment for a plus-size woman to wear f...
by MadRussian
Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Obama Comment About That POS Kanye West
Replies: 8
Views: 427

Re: The Obama Comment About That POS Kanye West

Katy wrote:His "jackass" comment might be the only time I agree with Obama on anything.
RACK
by MadRussian
Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Thailand PET...
Replies: 24
Views: 863

Re: Thailand PET...

Ken wrote:
88 wrote:Nice PET. Thailand is not on my life list. Your pics are probably as close as I'll ever come to seeing that sordid clambake.
Oh, you're missng out, for sure.

Yup Thailand is an awesome country
by MadRussian
Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?
Replies: 22
Views: 978

Re: Where the hell is Gobbles McFucktard?

What a fucking run and hide skirt tuggin hem hiding BITCH goobles mcfucktard is Waaahhhh I dont like things, I will run and hide Typical spineless touch-ie feel-ie libtarded cock snorkling waste of oxygen. I have flushed things that had more courage and honor that you. Now go run and hide under your...
by MadRussian
Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Two black males hit and killed while fighting in the road
Replies: 7
Views: 1019

Re: Two black males hit and killed while fighting in the road

If this would only happen more often....
by MadRussian
Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More Conservative "Family Values"
Replies: 35
Views: 997

Re: More Conservative "Family Values"

The difference here is that the liberals aren't the ones trying to control people's bedrooms based on their "morals" while doing anything they please in their own. Yeah, the libs are just trying to control all other aspects of our lives. Look, I have no problem with individuals who have m...
by MadRussian
Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Massachusetts pandemic response bill
Replies: 5
Views: 412

Re: Massachusetts pandemic response bill

Jerkovich wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Mikey wrote:Yes we should all be very afraid. Health care providers may be required to assist in providing voluntary vaccinations.

What's next, compulsory abortions?
I'm thinking mandatory lobotomies for all participants in Onogga's sheeple parade.
FTFY
RACK
by MadRussian
Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:49 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Backpacking PET
Replies: 25
Views: 5275

Re: Backpacking PET

Round tripped Eagle Pass to Huckleberry, thru Crabtree on the way out and Spring Meadow on the way back way back when, and up and down Crabtree a few years back. Went with bivys, hiking sandals and fishing gear the second time, forgoing the tradition set up. Dropping 20 lbs from the setup made the ...
by MadRussian
Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:47 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Backpacking PET
Replies: 25
Views: 5275

Re: Backpacking PET

5 star PET
RACK it
by MadRussian
Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ATTENTION!!!!!!!
Replies: 45
Views: 5111

Re: I'm an Attention Whore - Please read this....... Please

How can it be any worse than Image

The infamous red teddy pic perhaps?
by MadRussian
Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I was "Call of the Day" on local radio show
Replies: 55
Views: 2173

Re: I was "Call of the Day" on local radio show

why would you post you getting owned by a liberal fuckstick? :?
by MadRussian
Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Islam says it's ok to rape him, but not if he enjoys it
Replies: 22
Views: 664

Re: Islam says it's ok to rape him, but not if he enjoys it

IndyFrisco wrote:
Cuda wrote:
If it is a male prisoner, then it's acceptable for someone else to watch while the rape is committed."
In.

-Irie Lagos

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by MadRussian
Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spray and I are going to be doing radio for you guys tonight
Replies: 19
Views: 711

Re: Spray and I are going to be doing radio for you guys tonight

PSUFAN wrote:Hmm...we need a Kraftwerk Stunde.
Dude.
Suck on a weinerschnitzel
by MadRussian
Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hello everyone. I'm not new here
Replies: 26
Views: 2374

Re: Hello everyone. I'm not new here

Screw_Michigan wrote:So the mass exodus from tards.net is in full swing. It had to happen eventually.

Still mad because you didn't get a reach-around, I see.
by MadRussian
Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ahahahahahahahaha!
Replies: 6
Views: 412

Re: Ahahahahahahahaha!

Image
by MadRussian
Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Post the oddest photo you can find (G)
Replies: 69
Views: 2943

Re: Post the oddest photo you can find

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/Birdsnestsm.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/ATT00010.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/08-05-07_1212.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/Gore.gif http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorP...
by MadRussian
Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Post the oddest photo you can find (G)
Replies: 69
Views: 2943

Re: Post the oddest photo you can find

I recall reading the story behind tha pic, it was a coyote, and iirc it was hit at about 180
by MadRussian
Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ...making the rounds
Replies: 35
Views: 2818

Re: ...making the rounds

PSUFAN wrote:
MadRussian wrote:We are fucked
No one will deserve this more than you, you astonishing moron.
Jealousy is ruining your life, condom burping felch hobbit
by MadRussian
Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ...making the rounds
Replies: 35
Views: 2818

Re: ...making the rounds

We are fucked
by MadRussian
Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Post the oddest photo you can find (G)
Replies: 69
Views: 2943

Re: Post the oddest photo you can find

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/ATT00064.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/pinkshirt.jpg classic http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/Shark-Attack.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/yomamma.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a8...
by MadRussian
Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Movie Review - Inglorious Basterds
Replies: 14
Views: 768

Re: Movie Review - Inglorious Basterds

Fuck hitler and nazis
by MadRussian
Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 2
Views: 311

Re: Joke

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?' 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelos...
by MadRussian
Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9.58!!!
Replies: 37
Views: 1231

Re: 9.58!!!

I wonder how much faster nogs would run if you had a watermelon instead of a rabbit like in dog races
/ponders
by MadRussian
Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 6
Views: 409

Re: Joke

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can st...
by MadRussian
Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Holy Shit - Prevailing Wage
Replies: 22
Views: 762

Re: Holy Shit - Prevailing Wage

.m2 wrote:Pssst....

I went bank... before I went bank.

Keep the cash fucking flowing.... I'll set a time and date.




m2 is $

Go get a lava enema
thanks
by MadRussian
Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gay Wedding PET.
Replies: 121
Views: 2370

Re: Gay Wedding PET.

No - actually wishing death on a whole group of people, cunt-drip. Pay attention.... A) That makes it better how? B) Wishing death on many includes you wishing death on one. Why do concepts most people learn in 3rd grade escape you? A) - The world becomes a better place when containers of shit vapo...