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- Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 4/13 feel good story of the day!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 529
Re: 4/13 feel good story of the day!
Coloradan. I was going to start a "bumper sticker of the day" thread but this one will suffice. Parked in the visitors lot at work today, on a red Chevy Malibu, and I hadn't seen this one before... Annoy a Liberal Work Hard, Be Happy Fuck. Imagine having to relay that message to the paren...
- Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Five Guys
- Replies: 110
- Views: 5089
Re: Five Guys
Damn near every item on Red Robin's menu tastes saltier than licking mermaid pussy.
- Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: THE OFFICIAL T1B "What ever happened to..." THREAD
- Replies: 105
- Views: 3466
Re: THE OFFICIAL T1B "What ever happened to..." THREAD
Mikebacker needs to be added to this list Loved the story he told of he and the chick in the airport restroom. and here that is Branman was his nic back at TNW - solid Jungle guy Funny but after TNW all the Indy guys faded away (cept Frisco) Need a Mike Backer fix? He sent me this yesterday. http:/...
- Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: THE OFFICIAL T1B "What ever happened to..." THREAD
- Replies: 105
- Views: 3466
Re: THE OFFICIAL T1B "What ever happened to..." THREAD
mcet / rbi leader / 3putt RBI has been out of the country for years. The time difference made him drop off the internet map. 3putt used to drop me an email every year or so, but I haven't heard from him since probably 08. He stopped internetting at work and then had the gall to claim that he'd rath...
- Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Five Guys
- Replies: 110
- Views: 5089
Re: Five Guys
Ate some White Castle in St. Louis when moving to New Jersey. White Castle is/was the most disgusting things that could possibly be consumed. I threw out the remaining ones after getting sick to my stomach. In~n~Out is exponentially better, but they aren't anything special. They used to have bumper...
- Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Civil War Memorials
- Replies: 63
- Views: 1285
Re: Civil War Memorials
If you're talking Giants crazy, lock me up. Seriously, though, one could get immediately arrested and bundled out to Alcatraz in a wink during the war years of the late 1860's in San Francisco for merely muttering a criticism of ol' Honest Abe and his Manifest agenda. Really? Against whom was Linco...
- Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Civil War Memorials
- Replies: 63
- Views: 1285
Re: Civil War Memorials
I'm not talking about commemorated battlefields...I'm talking gigantic statues of Union soldiers charging, bayonets fixed... horses drawing cannons...that sort of stuff. They don't need memories of that stuff. They re-enact it. And large bronze statues cost a shitload of money, which the industrial...
- Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Five Guys
- Replies: 110
- Views: 5089
Re: Five Guys
In and Out sucks donkey ass. Their fries seem processed and cheap We've been over this before. The reason In n Out's fries taste different from McD's or BK or even Five Guys is that In n Out makes their fries from FRESH potatoes. Hell, they're so fresh that if you look in the back while standing in...
- Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: admit it, bitches
- Replies: 44
- Views: 1008
Re: admit it, bitches
So we're not supposed to rag on a guy who makes a grammatical error AND a (twice-missed) spelling error while calling someone else "ignorant"?
- Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: [KC Scott]New Ride{/KC Scott]
- Replies: 102
- Views: 4621
Re: [KC Scott]New Ride{/KC Scott]
you live in Southern Texas and bought a black vehicle with leather/vinyl seats? :?
- Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: admit it, bitches
- Replies: 44
- Views: 1008
Re: admit it, bitches
ClassicWar Wagon wrote:You're ignorance is duely notedIndyFrisco wrote:Bitch sports can get fucked.
- Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
- Replies: 21
- Views: 905
Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.
"maybe if they'd turn off the siren we'd be able to hear the tornado"
Awesome.
Awesome.
- Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dennis Kucinich=RACIST!!
- Replies: 196
- Views: 9787
Re: Dennis Kucinich=RACIST!!
So..who are they going to nominate? Casino Greeter? Sounds fun--the Mormon vs. the Muslim. Who...else? Chucklebee? How bout Haley Barbour? Sure, a gaseous clown's always got a chance, right? Uh...Bachman? The 5'2" bomb thrower who is so simplistic that she makes a thumbtack seem like a laptop?...
- Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Losing our way
- Replies: 43
- Views: 3112
Re: Losing our way
You forgot eliminating federal funds of any kind to cities that declare themselves to be "sanctuaries" for illegals.
- Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dennis Kucinich=RACIST!!
- Replies: 196
- Views: 9787
Re: Dennis Kucinich=RACIST!!
it wasn't merely based on "faulty intelligence"--as though this somehow excuses it--but rather a concerted plan to distort, omit, and conceal the real intelligence, while manufacturing and inflating lies--and to viciously smear anyone who objected. Glad to see you finally get why East Ang...
- Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Northern California vacation
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1202
Re: Northern California vacation
How far is the drive from Monterey to Yosemite? We're not going to Yosemite from San Fran or San Jose. If you Cali experts are thinking we're squeezing in too much in not enough time, then Mrs. Rumps and I can forego Tahoe. We've been there during the winter time a few years back, so it's not a man...
- Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: any of you necks ever make it to the shed?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 953
Re: any of you necks ever make it to the shed?
What makes the summers up north so bad (I did 3 in Michigan) is not only is it uncomortably muggy, but the fucking gnats and mosquitos make it unbearable to be outdoors. Most of the longtime residents seem to think the best remedy is to get so shitfaced that you don't notice them anymore. Then again...
- Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Northern California vacation
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1202
Re: Northern California vacation
Yes, that's a beautiful drive also. But what makes more sense is doing neither drive and making a separate visit to Tahoe some other time. And even though Yosemite is gorgeous, we've all seen it in Ansel Adams posters on the back of the bathroom door while dropping a deuce at a friend's house. I,d o...
- Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Northern California vacation
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1202
Re: Northern California vacation
First, a disclaimer: SF/silicon valley traffic is fucking horrid during commute times (6-9am & 4-7PM), but not too bad after that. Don't try to drive towards Silicon Valley in the morning, or towards San Francisco in the evening. San Francisco to Monterey: It’ll take 2-2 ½ hours total, but that ...
- Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: any of you necks ever make it to the shed?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 953
Re: any of you necks ever make it to the shed?
The Hill Country of central Texas is the epicenter of Texas BBQ. It's hard not to find some damn good Q in that region. Salt Lick in Dripping Springs and The Smokehouse in New Braunfels are a couple others that are worth going out of your way for. Word. We drove from San Marcos to Chisholm Trail in...
- Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Annoying phrases
- Replies: 59
- Views: 3272
Re: Annoying phrases
He gave 110%
These two teams don't like each other
"Up to" 50% off
These two teams don't like each other
"Up to" 50% off
- Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !
- Replies: 33
- Views: 856
Re: Help wanted: Virginity check experience required !
"Sweaty Desert Cooch Cherry-Checker" has got to be the worst job ever. Probably feels like sticking your finger in a hot rotten tomato.
- Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Home improvement advice
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1445
Re: Home improvement advice
My video was made to disprove the comment that skylights can't be put into cold weather / heavy snow areas No, it was made to show off your hottub room in another episode of: http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/OCbalsastix/kcscott_cribs1.jpg Unless you really expect anyone to believe that you're...
- Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The most famous mis-quotes...
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1352
Re: The most famous mis-quotes...
Nope, it was: *fingerwag* "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."War Wagon wrote:I believe it was "I did not have sex with that woman"Y2K wrote:" I never had sex with that woman"
- Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Home improvement advice
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1445
Re: Home improvement advice
If he lives in an area that gets a lot of rain/snow and regular freezes and thaws(he does and he does), a skylight is a terrible idea. Well, unless your buddy is a fan of ripping out mildew-addled drywall every few years (which homeowner's insurance won't cover). The best thing he can do is pack tha...
- Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Neptune 1.....Surfer 0
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1973
Re: Neptune 1.....Surfer 0
Actual quote from a fellow surfer: "The last thing I saw was him turn to smile at me, paddle out towards a 40-footer, and that wave took him straight to heaven."R-Jack wrote:mvscal wrote:ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:[ginormous bong hit] At least he died doing what he loved...manduuudebrrrraaaaaah. [/ginormous bong hit]
:Gag:
- Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Great World Patriot exits..chased by a bear
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2448
Re: A Great World Patriot exits..chased by a bear
Nick, I don't know if you're delusional or what, but... *snap* *snap* ...hey, dipshit, over here. As i was saying, Rush, Glenn Beck, the Koch Brothers and the rest of your GOP/TeaParty/FoxNews boogymen do not post here . And the only times I hear what their opinions are is when they are clowned on T...
- Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Great World Patriot exits..chased by a bear
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2448
Re: A Great World Patriot exits..chased by a bear
Sure, smackie, there have been natural events causing climate change in the past. But this time it's different. First, it's man made. How can you or the scientists who agree with that theory possibly know that? We are no doubt pumping tons of CO and CO2, along with particulate matter from coal-fire...
- Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Libya declares "cease fire" after No Fly Zone imposed
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2343
Re: Libya declares "cease fire" after No Fly Zone imposed
Hmmm. I wonder when our lazy, fucked up niggger Pres__nt is going to get around to requesting "specific statutory authorization" in order to introduce US armed forces into potential hostilities as he is required to do under the War Powers Resolution. Maybe he'll look into it when he gets ...
- Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
- Replies: 200
- Views: 10000
Re: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
No, the problem is that you are just flat-assed wrong and too much of a twat to cop to it. Wait, you can't get closure unless I say "You're right and I'm wrong?" :lol: :lol: Seriously? How very feminine of you, Ms. Vcal. In the case of salt water, when it reacts with the hot fuel rods, it...
- Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
- Replies: 200
- Views: 10000
Re: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
No, I said the cause of the hydrogen was "when it (saltwater) reacts with the hot fuel rods".
Is the problem that I need to use even smaller words so that you can understand or are you a tampon-stuffed nitpicky little bitch? My guess is both.
Is the problem that I need to use even smaller words so that you can understand or are you a tampon-stuffed nitpicky little bitch? My guess is both.
- Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Worst fans
- Replies: 24
- Views: 741
Re: Worst fans
Raider fan definitely belongs on a BEST fans list. Seeing them at #4 on a worst fans list is evidence enough to me that the piece is a complete pile of shit. Agreed. They care more than any fans of any other franchise I know of. The problem is that list is clearly accounting for there being both re...
- Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
- Replies: 200
- Views: 10000
Re: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
mvscal wrote:If the rods were in water...
Annnnnnd, you're done.mvscal wrote:there isn't/wasn't enough of it to cover the fuel rods.
- Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
- Replies: 200
- Views: 10000
Re: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
The reason there's hydrogen there to be released and oxygen there to oxidize, is that the overheated rods are in contact with...wait for it... water . Now either do a better job of Googling so you can add something to the discussion or fuck off. If the rods were in water, they wouldn't be overheate...
- Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
- Replies: 200
- Views: 10000
Re: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
You might want to look into getting a clue. The hydrogen isn't coming from the water. It's coming from the cladding on the fuel rods. When they get to hot it begins to oxidize with hydrogen being one of the byproducts. Now go wipe your nose, you fucking crybaby. Oh, so it's magic ? :? The reason th...
- Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
- Replies: 200
- Views: 10000
Re: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
Fair enough answer, OC, so I'll ask you then... was there a better alternative? I'm assuming they didn't think so. I suppose that even if they had a local source of fresh water like a lake or small pond, and were able to rig up a massive portable pumping station and power it, the water would've bee...
- Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
- Replies: 200
- Views: 10000
Re: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
Why is flooding the reactors with seawater so unbelievable? There's a reason that when nuke experts heard that, they were stunned. Think of it as giving a child with a 105 degree fever a nice tall glass of iced battery acid...you might temporarily solve one problem, but you cause a whole host of ne...
- Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Great World Patriot exits..chased by a bear
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2448
Re: A Great World Patriot exits..chased by a bear
Yeah, I'm high right now on a drug called ME. Winning! - LTSheen2
- Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
- Replies: 200
- Views: 10000
Re: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
...or Spock. BWA! And, they're fucked... Government spokesman Yukio Edano said an explosion caused by vented hydrogen gas destroyed the exterior walls of the building... The explosion was caused by hydrogen interacting with oxygen outside the reactor. The hydrogen was formed when the superheated fu...
- Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:27 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So about Newt and liberals.
- Replies: 91
- Views: 3894
Re: So about Newt and liberals.
Romney has two problems. First there's the mormon thing. A mormon on the conservative side can't be elected because too many christian conservatives hate them with a passion. A lib mormon might stand a chance. But, i believe there is only one in the universe, harry reid and he ain't goin nowhere. T...