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Dead druggies don't shit on the sidewalk.

What's your point?

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I’m just wondering how San Francisco can be at the top of the list when their streets and sidewalks are covered with human feces and homeless drug addicts pee on tourists. https://i.imgur.com/OjaPiMo.png https://wallethub.com/edu/healthiest-cities/31072 Hmm, that 53 rating for fitness, maybe people...

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AT&T customers report a massive outage, disrupting phone service across America Other providers also have widespread outages this morning. https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/22/tech/att-cell-service-outage/index.html I have T-Mobile and am having no issue. Anyone else want to *chime* IN? I have AT&...

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Chugging cock is healthier than chugging beer.

Sin,

Cock-chugging liberals

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Frozen embryos have as much right to life as trannies do.

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Jess's dildo and a floor pillow.

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This place is dead.

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Tucker Carlson got fired from CNN AND Fox.

Goes to a supermarket in Moscow and discovers it's not Stalinland anymore.

Crack journalism.

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If you feel so strong in your beliefs of Floyd and his "state-sanctioned murder", then put your money where your mouth is. Drive down to the local precinct, bus station, drug house, or wherever the local DC junkies hang. Find you a good old-fashioned waste of society. Nog, white trash, ma...

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Kentucky coming to AU as a 8.5 point underdog.

ESPN Gameday at Neville, one of the top arenas in CBB and it only holds 9,000.

Good times on the Plains, Pearl has worked miracles with this program.

EDIT: well, shit.

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Will his coffin be plain or frosted?

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serious national security threat Don't worry, the younger generation has this under control: u2pGq0v4Adk If the threat was a glass dick your rectum would already have been shredded. :meds: :meds: It's a cross-thread reference, idiot. If you check the time stamps, I commented on that stupid cunt bef...

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serious national security threat

Don't worry, the younger generation has this under control:

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What brains?

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I identify as a redneck, so please excuse me if I have an overwhelming urge to point out that people who identify as birds are fucked in the head.

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Don't even ask about Athens.

They just condemned the stadium roof structure because it never got maintained.

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It's your Mojo dyyyyiiiinn...

-Jim Morrison

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I Love This Box

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Apollo Creamated

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Meat Whisperer needs a sign showing how memes are not signs.

Idiot.

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Just don't call him a pedo.

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Wait.

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:00 pmbust out your Bud lights

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No, but too bad you didn't.

Was your mother your English teacher? It would explain everything about you.

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You're only digging your hole deeper.

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Nobody tell Dildo in Seattle what a grammatical dumbfuck he is.

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Rights???

No one is stopping them from sucking shit off each other's dicks.

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Melanie won't be wearing roller skates anymore.

Dead at 76, would have been a deece DP pick.

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Nope, no contact before going into the portal there.

The NCAA will be gone in 5 years.

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Screw the bag.

It will only slow you down once the space aliens start chasing us down for food.

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This place sucks horse cock.

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Caleb Downs and Kadyn Proctor gone. I was looking forward to watching Downs become one of the best DBs ever produced at Bama. The kid played like a veteran his freshman season. This one hurts. It's rolling, baby! Right out the door: https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/39342600/sources-...

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Roux wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 8:38 pm Movie preview

Probably portrays Simmons' butt buddy.

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Nobody cares.

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Taylor Swift prolly gets a cut of the action,

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Go ahead and hire Dabo.

The next Dubose.

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But not today.

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All the tributes from bammers include his LSU achievements as bama stats.

Serious case of inferiority complex.

They better get ready for 5 new coaches in 10 years.

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Barbara Eden, actress, breast cancer, October
Bruce Willis, actor, stroke, October
Tiger Woods, golfer, vehicle crash, October
Jamie Farr, actor, heart attack, October
Richard Shelby, retired senator, pneumonia, October

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Any tentacle sex in it?

-usmcobra

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