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Uncle Fester

The Big Dog is more fun to watch than a soccer game.

And when the guy kicked the it, the dog didn't crumple to the ground and roll around grabbing its knee.

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She should have frog splashed him off the top turnbuckle.

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I paid four dollars and fifty fucking cents yesterday for a gallon of milk and three bucks for a loaf of bread, which will last my sons about half a day.

Where do I sign up?

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I'm not sure how to answer that.

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The Big Pickle wrote:Bahwwhhwhahwhwhahwhwhahahahaha!

Rack mvscal and the troll job!

The very last line should say "edited by mvscal 1 time"

You need help. Seriously.

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Florian vs. Creepy Joe

Karo

Houston

Not bad!

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The Toof's new digs:

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This is getting too weird. Not really. Me, mvscal and Jimmy Meds are "boyz". We had a hoot at all your expense all this time. Some of you just aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. Rack us. mvscal and Jimmy Meds? I guess somebody needs to hold you in place while you wrap your overstretch...

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^^^ took you long enough :lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah, he's a funny dude. We've had plenty of these types of conversations via private messages over the years. Trust me, what he says in private is much different than he posts on the board. He's trolling the fukkk out of you people. Rack mvscal and rack t...

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Wow, first Jess Hymen, and now Dave Fehling. This message board has been touched by greatness.

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http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y121/montine1/375600631pmsLHf_fs.jpg?t=1206743136 I wonder if there was an additional charge for the mold and ceiling debris? Despite the shoddy carpentry, mold, and German Expressionist walls, I still kind of like that place. I would have removed all the interior w...

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Rack those two!

Maybe there's hope for humanity after all.

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Just a comment on the odd angles in the Toof's old apartment. I bet he spent hours putting marbles on the floor and watching them roll around from room to room.

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Never made it into Nig's. On our family vacation cruises down Main Street, my dad would always say something like "At least the sign doesn't say to c'mon in and have a jigger..." and my mom would respond, "Oh, honestly" or "Heavens" while us kids laughed from the backse...

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The only thing missing...

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In Wisconsin Dells, you can go to Nig's bar and like the sign says out front, "Have a swig with Nig."

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Martyred wrote:
Uncle Fester wrote:
Martyred wrote:This movie lends credence to those that would also speak favourably about the holocaust.

Think about it.
That's an ugly post.
Yeah, but I'm right.

You're just a common, ordinary, run-of-the-mill bigot.

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Martyred wrote:This movie lends credence to those that would also speak favourably about the holocaust.

Think about it.

That's an ugly post.

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I need to Ask the Imam and make sure watching the movie won't invalidate my left ghusl.

But first I must deal with this drop of tinkle on my pants...

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Maybe Pickle would be more interested if they dressed the robot in parachute pants and programmed it to hate black guys.

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Fester, didn't Bill Veeck's son own the Saints at one time? Yep, Mike Veeck. He owns five minor league teams. The Saints games feature things like... * Pig races * Dogs that bring fresh baseballs to the umpires * Drag racing (guys in drag pulling sections of chainlink fence around the infield to sm...

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The Big Pickle wrote:This post is one hundred fukkken times worse than my worst motherfukkken post.

What the fukkk? :?

Sorry, Pickle.

They can't all be about you and your hatred of blacks.

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Not a huge baseball fan myself, although I attended a St. Paul Saints game (minor league) and enjoyed it tremendously. It was relatively inexpensive, they had Summit Extra Pale available in bottles, they had lots of family-friendly stuff going on between innings, and trains periodically sped by just...

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Sam is making friends, seeing the sights, living the life.

Mega Racks to him with a side order of barbeque sauce!

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RACK PSU on the picker reference.

I always figured that with my aches and pains I was too old to climb Mt. Everest. But imagine strapping a Barcalounger onto the back of that thing and letting it whisk you up the mountain for a weenie roast on the summit.

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Given the Muslim aversion to pigs, we could outfit that robot with a pig's body and arm it with laser-guided bacon.

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-which was bullshit, of course.

But this thing....Holy Shite!

(Warning, turn down your volume):

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What are you trying to say? That I'm ugly?

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Up until being dragged down in recent weeks, O'Bama has been running as a "beyond-racial" candidate. His success in the red-states with the predominantly white populations speaks for itself. As for McCain, in November he'll be seven months older than he is now (which is "older than di...

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You're welcome, buddy. Hope this helps. ----------------------------------------------------------------- In psychology and psychiatry, excessive narcissism is recognized as a severe personality dysfunction or personality disorder, most characteristically Narcissistic personality disorder, also refe...

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If you tell me that your bestest buddy there on the
left is really mvscal, I think my head will explode.

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I knew that was coming.

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So the woman now has one leg and an additional anus where the old leg used to be?

Is this what happened to the poster who calls herself, "Women-animal?"

-UF, seeking clarification.

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I can understand some of the angry black nationalism from Chicago's South Side, but Michele Obama grew up as a frickin' princess. She's a poseur.

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For some reason, I have a strange, unexplainable urge to run up and punch that rabbit in the face. It's similar to the way I feel after reading posts by Kid Gashville.

Fester, normally calm and peaceful.

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That picture is blasphemous.

Jesus wouldn't be caught dead with anything less than the cool, refreshing taste of Hamm's.

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At a meeting, Vince Lombardi stood in front of the Packer players and told them they were going to start over with fundamentals. "Gentlemen," he said, holding a out a ball. "This is a football." From the back, Max McGee said, "Coach, could you slow it down a bit? You're goin...

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After stiffing cabdriver, teen girl slashes his throat He was trying to collect his fare when the girl attacked him. Hair gel saved him, he told police. By ABBY SIMONS, Star Tribune Last update: March 20, 2008 - 12:02 AM Roy Carlson Jr. says hair gel saved his life. That was one of the first fleetin...

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Looks like this will be yet another "side-splitting" season from SNL.

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And damn mvscal for making me laugh and securing my place in Hell.

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