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by Mikey
Fri Apr 12, 2024 4:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 1111

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

Just got the first renewal for my Ionic 5 EV. $418 “registration fee” and $352 “license fee.” 😳😳 No weight fee at least. They may be charging more for EVs because we don’t pay any gas tax. And they need this money to maintain the high quality service we get from the DMV. But I also get a sticker tha...
by Mikey
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 1111

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

Left Seater wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 11:41 pm
All of these registrations total about 2/3rds of what Mikey was paying for his truck.
It was almost 20 years old by the time I got rid of it. The registration was like triple of a wussified F150 because the GVW was over 10,000 lb or something.
by Mikey
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 2441

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

Python wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:36 am Image
A man of constant sorrow.

RACK one of the greatest films ever made.
by Mikey
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 2441

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240411/5d1c9ef4d54805a67bf1e048bf0af79e.jpg :shock: :shock: :shock: How could any self-respecting man dress like this (obviously not the guy on the left)? But your seersucker suit rules, I have one with smaller stripes. I'm happy every summer when it fits. I didn’t...
by Mikey
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905238

Re: Doom

Softball Bat wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:45 am


What are we looking at here?

Pac-Man invading Africa?


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by Mikey
Thu Apr 11, 2024 5:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 1853

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

My dad went to Lincoln HS. He was one year behind Vince Guaraldi.

Ken Venturi, Johnny Miller, Mike Holmgren. Maybe a little more genteel than Galileo?
by Mikey
Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 1853

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

Gotta outrun that prostate cancer.

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by Mikey
Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 1853

If the coffin don’t fit…

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/oj-simpson-former-football-star-acquitted-murder-dies/story?id=16354000 https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/-mm-/58efa847af3ea4b579203c720780d79f9ba96c0e/c=0-0-1698-960/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2014/06/09/1402354794000-SIMPSON.jpg?width=1170&height=661&fit=crop...
by Mikey
Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 35
Views: 2264

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

Did that cost him another $4.5 million?
by Mikey
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haiku 2024
Replies: 7
Views: 585

Re: Haiku 2024

Smackchat truthiness
This broad still sux & is gax
Some things never change
by Mikey
Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 1111

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

One EV One ICE SUV Got rid of my F250 Crew Cab a few years ago because I was paying something like $900 per year to keep the registration up to date, and I was only using it three or four times a year for building and landscape supplies after my son Eagled out of the Scouts. It's cheaper to rent one...
by Mikey
Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 1111

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

Seriously Sam? I never would have suspected!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Mikey
Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1410
Views: 529625

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Thanks for posting that. It really made my day.
by Mikey
Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 765

Re: How do you hold your phone?

I'm still using a land line.

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by Mikey
Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 1332

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

The yellow line is the output from our PV system today. There were no clouds for most of the day, but there was a strange dip between about 10:00 am and noon.

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by Mikey
Tue Apr 09, 2024 4:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tide!
Replies: 15
Views: 848

Re: Tide!

I hope the tide wins. Don't want to see UConn in the finals again Like to see North Carolina State win as well. My favorite player of all time played there.. David Thompson. You’re old enough to remember David Thompson?! Thought you were a youngster. Monte Towe and Thompson and Burleson. Fun team t...
by Mikey
Tue Apr 09, 2024 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 765

How do you hold your phone?

I see a lot of people walking around talking on their smartphones like this. Is there a reason for that? Is it easier to stuff it in your mouth that way? Enquiring minds want to know.

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by Mikey
Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 1332

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

I’m sure seeing a total eclipse would be cool, but this was a tad underwhelming, unless you think about what’s actually happening. I mean, it’s pretty cool that a dragon is eating the sun. That’s what I told the kids next door. Their mom home schools them and I knew she wouldn’t tell them the truth...
by Mikey
Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 1332

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

Some people were expecting the Rapture to happen today, but I haven’t heard anything yet about DJT ascending into heaven.
by Mikey
Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: any home baristas here?
Replies: 21
Views: 984

Re: any home baristas here?

I’m a cold brew guy, have been for years (before it became a thing). I buy whole beans from a few different roasters in the city and from upstate NY, use my Breville grinder at beginning of each batch. In fact, I would argue anyone who isn’t using freshly ground beans has no idea what they’re doing...
by Mikey
Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: any home baristas here?
Replies: 21
Views: 984

Re: any home baristas here?

I go into the break room at work and, when nobody’s looking, fish used K-pods from the trash, and take them home and re-use them. You can usually get a decent second cup from these. Maybe not quite as good as the first but it’s free and it helps reduce the plastic waste stream. Dude. Do you pull ou...
by Mikey
Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: any home baristas here?
Replies: 21
Views: 984

Re: any home baristas here?

I go into the break room at work and, when nobody’s looking, fish used K-pods from the trash, and take them home and re-use them. You can usually get a decent second cup from these. Maybe not quite as good as the first but it’s free and it helps reduce the plastic waste stream.
by Mikey
Sun Apr 07, 2024 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: any home baristas here?
Replies: 21
Views: 984

Re: any home baristas here?

K-pods are expensive and wasteful, a needless part of the ridiculous stream of plastic waste that’s poisoning our planet. Hope you and all the rest of us are going barefoot. Those damn athletic shoes we love are destroying the planet with every step we take. https://www.trailrunnermag.com/people/cu...
by Mikey
Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: any home baristas here?
Replies: 21
Views: 984

Re: any home baristas here?

K-pods are expensive and wasteful, a needless part of the ridiculous stream of plastic waste that’s poisoning our planet. Stop being lazy and try making it yourself. You might even find that you like it better.

JMHO
by Mikey
Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-6-24
Replies: 5
Views: 516

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-6-24

I was thinking of going to see Frampton when he comes to San Diego on April 14. I had a pre-sale code when tickets came out because I donate to the San Diego Symphony, which owns the venue. The tickets that I wanted, which aren't even that close to the stage, were going for $300. Fuck that and fuck ...
by Mikey
Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 1332

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

It's fake. Done on a Hollywood soundstage.
by Mikey
Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???
Replies: 34
Views: 1657

Re: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???

We, Mrs Mike and I, had lunch at In N Out this afternoon. None of them are franchises, BTW. All owned by the family business. Double Double animal style (grilled onions and secret sauce) Cheeseburger, protein style (lettuce wrap, no bun) Fries, well done (cooked a little longer so they're crispier) ...
by Mikey
Sat Apr 06, 2024 3:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905238

Re: Doom

Eclipse? Yeah nobody knew that was coming. Well Marjorie says its because we need to repent. “God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses MTG, Boobert, Gayts, the Orange One and many more things to come,” Yep I think some repentment is definitely in order.
by Mikey
Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905238

Re: Doom

My stepdaughter lives in Ringwood, NJ (about 25 miles NW of NYC) and has an apartment in Manhattan where her son lives while at NYU. She says that they felt it in both places and it was kind of cute compared to CA.
by Mikey
Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 675
Views: 365000

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

The six finger thing is intentional. It is Biblical. It is meant to show that they are part of the Nephilim. Genesis 6:4 2 Samuel 21:20 Just like Barry (the serpent in the garden) is shown with 6 fingers here... https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://arc-anglerfish-washpost-pro...
by Mikey
Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???
Replies: 34
Views: 1657

Re: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???

I love my small town. The DMV office is only open 3 days a week, there is never a line, everyone is super nice and I can get out in 30 minutes regardless of why I'm there. My wife let her license lapse by 90 days which is supposed to require a new application, written test, etc. The DMV lady was li...
by Mikey
Thu Apr 04, 2024 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???
Replies: 34
Views: 1657

Re: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???

Around here you avoid going into the DMV office if at all possible. Sometimes you can make an appointment but you have to do it months in advance. If you walk in, you first have to talk to a greeter who asks what you’re there for. Then they give you a number and you have to wait in a large room with...
by Mikey
Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???
Replies: 34
Views: 1657

Re: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???

Funny, I’m 68 years old and never picked up a license plate sticker at the DMV. Around here we use something called US Mail.
by Mikey
Thu Apr 04, 2024 12:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???
Replies: 34
Views: 1657

Re: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???

Wolfman wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 12:03 am "Sheep"---- do as you are told.
What a life.
WTF are you babbling about here? Did you get lost in the wrong thread or something? Maybe had the voice recognition activated on your flip phone without realizing it, and fat thumbed “submit” by mistake?
by Mikey
Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???
Replies: 34
Views: 1657

Re: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???

The average hourly rate at In N Out was already $19.66 according to Indeed. And if you’re worried about how much it costs to eat at McDonalds then you’re eating way too much at McDonalds. This is just another right wing MAGA culture war hot button to excite their gullible base. Congrats for continua...
by Mikey
Wed Apr 03, 2024 7:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 675
Views: 365000

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 4:39 pm
I threw up a little (ok, a lot) in my mouth when I saw this, then I saw when it was posted.

It was only the 2nd worst April fools joke of the day....main line backup in the TWIS household topped this as the shittiest.
Sorry if I ruined your day.

😕
by Mikey
Wed Apr 03, 2024 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 675
Views: 365000

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

I think she has a weight advantage.
by Mikey
Wed Apr 03, 2024 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 675
Views: 365000

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Not only does he have the awesomely best fingers (much better than his 2024 opponent Barack Hussein Obama, WHO WASN’T EVEN BORN IN THE US!!!), he also apparently has the most.


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by Mikey
Wed Apr 03, 2024 3:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Count Floyd Got Staked
Replies: 5
Views: 424

Re: Count Floyd Got Staked

True, but Jess is still above ground (last I heard at least), so there’s that.