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Douchebag

Truman wrote:Did it occur to you that your "douchebags" mighta just died doing something that they actually wanted to do?

R.I.P.

Douchebag

Which poster here are you sure you could kick the crap out of?

every last PUSSY here. at the same time

Douchebag

you ugly motherfucking TAINT TEASING pillow fighters need to remove yourselves from MY fucking thread and FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF GOOD AND HARD yoiu festering dickscabs ! this is MY FUCKING BATTLE . I OWN these grounds I want to be the one that steamrolls your prissy little manscaped faces with all 4&quo...

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i know it's football season you miserable SHITFUCKS the GEORGIA bulldogs are my motherfucking TEAM. they will beat USC in the fcuking TITAL GAME. BANK ON IT as for YOU fucking pieces of fuck. your time will come. just stay fucking tuned. your time will come. this is just a wake up call. i do NOT wan...

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THE CREW will not be mocked. THE CREW will not be disgraced. and THE CREW will NOT be beaten. Little late, don't you think? did you know i lose sleep at night dreaming about the myriad ways to FUCK you up? huh, you stupid FUCKING ballbuffer ? how does it feel to know a coffin will soon be your bed ...

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that's right fuckslits. the crew is fucking BACK and ready to beat ass, nail skanks, and pound Bud FOURTIES O'Cyrus racked up some mad bank and fled for Mexico City ready to build an empire there. he left behind Rollins and Stevo in the fucking dust, and naturally, my boyz came back home. the way it...

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don't ANY of you rotting shitbags even THINK of stepping to my boy Dan. i will use your faces as gloves while i pound your fucking rib cages and slam empty 40s of Mickey's up your anuses.

you'd like that wouldn't ya, you SICK FUCKING ASSHOLES.

god i'm feeling the RAGE again

Douchebag

listen up dickbag -

i've got plans. i've got BIG FUCKING plans. football is the least of my concerns right now.

my plans involve ALL of the dickslaps on this fucking board.

stay tuned, losers. stay fucking tuned

Douchebag

fucking TIGHT!

let's take this shithole DOWN, dan. let's take it DOWN...toGETHER! for those you don't get behind bars i'll adminster the raw, bloody ass BEATINGS

i'm fuckin gettin back in the GAME.

Douchebag

that wasn't me, but i fucking APPLAUD that guy for taking care of business. there's a whole fucking wasteland of internet filth that MUST be taken care of with violent and sometimes deadly force.

tread lightly, assholes. THAT could have been YOU

Douchebag

those weren't "township supervisors" you STUPID FUCK. that was my boy who represents the Schwan's mobile sales division in the Eastern Region. the very dude who hooked me up with a booth so i could sling some corn dogs for extra cash when we were in the Burgh hunting you down. yeah, he cut...

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i'm on the fucking road, dicksuck. i'm in the VW bus and am headed straight for San Francisco. i've got some buddies there who've got a place i can stay at.

make the fucking drive to SAN FRAN you fucking FAGGOT. i will fight you there.

this shit is going down

Douchebag

kind of a dick move standing me up, dawg. but you got some tang, that's cool. i can feel that shit. anyway, uhhhh bro? did you call in a work order for maintenance or something? A couple of mexicans just knocked on the door and woke me the fuck up. they had a bunch of tools in their hands and were m...

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Ummm, Douchebag? Stevo isn't crack enough to trace your IP from that last post, is he? Not to worry, dog. i've been learning all about proxies and shit. we're good. plus i'm cool with the gatehouse monitor here at the apartment complex. i told that bitch to keep an eye out for stevo and rollins. i ...

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consider one thing to be CERTAIN fucksticks: the tour will still go down. fucking dicks. BANK on that. except it's going to be mor e of a "regional" tour. I will select certain regions of the country, and limit my visits only to a few major cities in those regions. time and cash is running...

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hey man -- i hated on you in the past, i know. but i respect your opinions.

do you have a few bucks i can borrow? i'm totally good for it some time down the road.

Douchebag

FUCK all of you stupid ass fucks just FUCK YOU! ok? FUCK YOU. the level of respect i'm receiving right now is at an ALL TIME low. and i don't fucking LIKE IT godDAMMIT! me and elvismonster are going to have a GOOD fucking time and we're going to be fucking DOGS and hang out, drink beers, play video ...

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PM sent! It's a one bedroom place and I'm not fucking Mexican (lol). I've got the brews stocked and the FUCKING BITCHES on your tour have NO idea where I am. When you get to the gate...nevermind. I'll totally PM it. Bottom line: me and a select few fucking OLD SCHOOL mother fuckers back your agenda...

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Sup, brah. i might need to take you up on that dawg. my funds are completely drained, my office is smashed up, i can't pay the bills here now, and my fucking visa platinum is maxed out and they won't raise my limit past $500. THEN all my fucking donaters cut me off because they were afraid O'Cyrus w...

Douchebag

Holy fucking god. Shit is going fucking DOWN. things are not good. things are REALLY not good. i'm fucked. i don't know what to do. everything is FUCKED. I came home last saturday afternoon and dropped by headquarters. I noticed a foul smell in the air so I entered through the secret underground doo...

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take the night off, boys. you put in some MAD hours and worked fucking hard this week. i'm gonna stay at headquarters and continue to watch video on Cicero, Tiberious, MuchoBulls, Wolverine Steve, bbqjones and Wolfman. their shit is going to get FUCKED UP. i'm also talkikng to patsy stone about her ...

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But to be fair, that is pretty easy to do with you. "to be fair" you've never even registered on my pissed off radar, FAGGOT but that's because i can tolerate your existence. i don't dry heave at the thought of you or when i see your posts. why? because with every ailment known to man, i ...

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listen you STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLES you have NO IDEA why these rankings are the way they are. ok? but if you MUST know, here's the fucking deal. the top ten was based on which of you dicksucks straight up PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF more than anybody else. it didn't necessarily have anything to do with wh...

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10. Mister Buschice
9. mvscal
8. Goober McTuber
7. KC Scott
6. Smackie Chan
5. Y2K
4. smackaholic
3. PSUFAN
2. Jay in Phoenix
1. R-Jack

all of you will fucking die

t minus 6 days

Douchebag

i might be boarding a plane to phoenix in less than 72 hours.

you will die

Douchebag

Disagree.... Jumped the shark in the P-Burgh episode. I'd ike to see the storyline go in a different direction; Maybe D-Bag goes to SD and get an STD from a 3 way with Trev and RJ? Or he could go to the U&L where he gets into an epcot mortal combat with Dins, only to have Luther snipe him as a ...

Douchebag

mvscal wrote:You know the wife and I are thinking about redecorating the living room and I've heard you people are pretty good with that sort of thing so I was wondering if you have any more advice?

Sure.

I'll send her some curtain samples made out of your skin.

you like that, DICK?

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A change has been made. this change will significantly affect nine of you dicksmokers. DEATH That's right. ALL who finish in the top ten will DIE. im theonly not a dicksmoker. kill my wife insted ain you think its needes. are you trying to make a fool of me? One guy was going to die anyway, that's ...

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listen up, cockslurpers: May 28th will be the LAST set of rankings. everything you do between now and then means EVERYTHING. choose your words carefully. Your behavior on this message board could very well determine the fate of your LIFE. Why, you ask? Simple. A change has been made. this change wil...

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http://www.norcalblogs.com/baja/Men%20in%20truck.jpg Look man, it was a whole TRUCK LOAD of those bastards like ^^this! i didn't even do anything. they just saw me and then UNLEASHED, and before i knew it i was on the ground getting beat with fists, feet, and carpet installing equipment. they just ...

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You get $250 now you DICK! Why, you ungrateful douchebag. Forget it, the deal is OFF. I couldn't trust you to take care of the Madison prick anyways, so it's just as well. dude, i'm sorry man. it was the roids talking, not me. Ok, half now, half later. Got it. You can send the cash anytime. PEACE

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War Wagon wrote:You get $250 now

you DICK!

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i've pmed you my paypal account info, btw Ok, before we can complete this transaction, here are the terms of the loan. You must rearrange your tour schedule and put Madison 1st on the itinerary. There's a certain little prick there that needs to be maimed for life. You shouldn't have much trouble w...

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7. War Wagon - fucking TAKE BACK what you said and we can still be bros. if not, then GET FUCKED. oh, and do you have any money i can borrow? Ok, okaaay... I take it all back. You know i caint stay mad at you bro. We be dawgs and shit. PM me your PayPal account #, and I'll hook you up. The tour mus...

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*OPERATION BAG N TAG HAS BEEN CANCELED* you read it right, dickhumpers. i have pulled OUT of the burgh and have returned home to THE DIRTY. it was a fcuking disgrace from day one. i blew through the money Headhunter gave me REAL FAST on cigs, booze, porn, lotto, little debbie snack cakes, weed, bea...

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you won't find me tonight or tomorrow night, DICK. this shit has been pretty stressful so i'm gonna take the next two days off and just get fucking BLITZED. i'm going to just get slappy drunk and probably pass out at 9 oclock both nights. But Sunday and onward...it's fucking ON. but know if i DO see...

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O'Cyrus, huh?

FUCK

you're right, that's NOT good. i may have to rethink some things.

peace

Douchebag

Fucking TIGHT!

I've got more than enough to stay for at least 3 nights in the Quality Inn, two meals a day, gas for the bus, and some booze.

Rollins - Tell your boss to get fucked. I'm NOT working the booth today. FUCK THAT shit.

game ON PSUFAN. Game fucking ON!

Douchebag

RACK the U&L gear. When combined with a VW Bus, you're freaking gold in the U&L. Uhh, so you can lend me some cash then? I'm good for it, brah. Enigmabag - FUCK OFF. i wouldn't take a PENNY from you even if that meant my dying mother could live. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT. Rol...

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sup bro? you mentioned this a while back and I hung onto it just in case: Rack Douchebag! I think I'll paypal him some cash to get started. After stop 1, he'll no longer need extra cash, as I'm sure he'll steal your wallet and your girl after he whips your ass! dude, can you hook me up? Float me lik...

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